/owg/ - Overwatch General

>be D.Va
>get 4 golds

Winter skins leak when?

>girls only
>they all have dicks
um......................................

I love Hana.

Genji's warm fleshlight pussy.

I WANT TO SHOT A HOT LOAD OF SPERM INSIDE ANA'S WOMB

What's ana doing..

>150 hana mains quit
>150 hana new mains replace them

Not a big deal.

Which hero should i play if I just want to be carried

Currently on gold

Aiming with your whole arm is the best method right? Should I keep it stiff or more relaxed?

WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE MASTER PLEBS SUDDENLY GM NOW WHAT THE FUCK STOP FUCKING UP MY GAME

>tfw you finally figure out sombra's spray pattern

holy shit this is amazing

>one shot by Hanzo's scatter arrow

Why is this even a thing?

Hana is cute!

enumbre what do you use to record?

pls respond

>when you've managed to filter 99% of all fag posts and the threads become 10x better

he's balanced bro stop complaining

Can you stack Zenyatta's ult on top of Lucio speed boosting the payload to make it go Sanic speed?

>JANUARY 1TH

do I an hero, /owg/? I went 49 s1, and 2355sr before

Just win every game like me.

I left TF2 for this....

>Remove Zarya shields and give her a new ability
>Give them to Symmetra instead
>Maybe have them heal for a certain amount of damage but have it on a longer cd

I think this would make Zarya less bullshit while giving Symmetra some healing support capabilities so people don't bitch they don't have a healer.

>queue brawl, it's pharah/mercy
>leave
>requeue, it's snipers only
>leave

>I left my social life for this

>sombra's spray pattern
Eh

Teeth too is garbage.

you have to go back.

solo or with a friend?

>Tanks are STILL the meta
>Tanks are STILL the most boring characters to play as
Why is this game such shit?

i want to anal sex my benis into mercy's tight little pooper so she can sniff her puckerjuice off of it afterwards

>pick Ana
>enemy McCree switches to Widow
>any fun I might have immediately flies out the window
Snipers are fundamentally bad game design in every competitive game that uses them.

HELLO

Greetings.

I made a mistake by playing solo que god damn it. My usual team called it a night early but I still wanted to play. Shouldn't have. It's literally hell. Dropped about 100 points.

>Play competitive
>triple tank meta

>Play QP
>unironic double sniper on offense

>Play no limits
>torb stacking

I want McCree to deadeye all of you.

Just go reaper he still takes them down fairly easy.

nice beary pink

PTR update

gib notes Jeff

*glub* *glub*

This is what happens when you give a game waifus.

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You know, since First Strike was canned there are some questions I think people haven't given enough thought to:

>Why did 76 run in carelessly to fight Reaper?
>Who dropped this picture?
>Why didn't Reaper shoot 76 fatally when he was behind him?
>Did Sombra set up the entire altercation?

So perfect

Sweaty Justice

Solo.

Silver is very easy this season.

>>Why did 76 run in carelessly to fight Reaper?
He needs to redeem his husbando
>>Who dropped this picture?
Reaper dropped, along with the rest of his humanity :(
>>Why didn't Reaper shoot 76 fatally when he was behind him?
Because there's still a spark of light within him
>>Did Sombra set up the entire altercation
Yes, she believes in the good in Reaper

Agreed. Snipers ruin every game they're in. Remove snipers. "Long range" heroes should be mccree, 76, pharah, etc. No snipers.

tfw no dubs to save her

rip beary pink

OBS Classic's 'buffer record' option. It works like shadowplay except you can do all sorts of extra memes, like having a handcam.

In case you want to use it too, know that there is a bug with NVENC encoding. You'll have to set 'keyframe interval' to anything besides 0, or else it won't buffer record.

>caring about team comp in QP
>caring about team comp in any arcade mode

You might just want to relax and try having fun dude.

Nerf this

WE JUST DONT KNOW

Why am I looking at widows face and not her ass in this?

180 mb update

is it happening

where are the ptr patch notes

Your right, thats why we have to send the waifu's back!

>Christmas patch wasn't released today, as expected.

Amelie is not for lewds

>Why did 76 run in carelessly to fight reaper

Because he just heard the voice of someone he thought had been dead for 5 year.s

>Who dropped this picture

Probably reaper

>Why didn't reaper shoot 76 fatally when he was behind him

Because reaper is an edgy fuck who would instead torment jack with a slow death and also Blizz won't kill anyone important

>did sombra set up the entire altercation

probably not

>tfw too intelligent to play any other tank

we literally got a teaser for it today saying the 13th

Not him but I can relate. I legitimately only have fun if I win.

Widowmaker is one of like, 3 heroes that actually require you to aim.
Whoever plays them actually deserves any kills they get.

Meanwhile on D.VA IN REAL LIFE!

did i just get meme's out of 40 bucks?

why can't i choose the map i want to play on wtf my dude

Who are the other two?

With an ass like that yes she is whether she wants to or not. She is a girl. She has an obligation to be attractive

Go on custom game then you fuck

Except the upper limit of being good at aiming means you suck the fun out of the game forever, and that's dumb.

absolutely no refunds my dude

i would fuck that without any doubt

>Winter/Christmas skins incoming
>Summer skins incoming
>Swimsuit skins
Please god make it happen

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>Because he just heard the voice of someone he thought had been dead for 5 years

Isn't it possible to believe that 76 knew Reyes was alive just like he knew Jack was alive? All Jack would need to do is watch one of probably many pieces of footage of Reaper and 76 would know it is him right?

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People should've expected it to happen on the 13th

Being the uppet limit of good at anything suckks the fun out of the game, because no one enjoys losing.

Have you ever gotten repeatedly hooked over ledges by a good roadhog or charged and ulted into permanent death by a rein? It's no less soul-crushing than being headshot by a widow.

>buying a game without doing enough research to know at least this

Why are people so retarded?

Be good at aiming without getting free kills on the opposite side of the fucking map. Snipers ruin games

STOP PLAYING TOBLERONE

McCree
Hanzo would be if the hitbox on his projectiles wasn't so retarded and Scatter arrow was not bullshit.

>waifus
I'm tired of people using this word for pretty much every female character in all media

it's summer in china right now so we probably Mei will almost certainly be getting a swimsuit skin this event.

>That was my high this season
>Now at 1630 or so

;_;

The difference is that you or a teammate have the ability to do something about it. Getting killed on the spot with no chance of retaliation is the worst.

I just want my new legendary Torb skin. I've recycled through all of them already.

Try and stop me. You can't.

>20yo or so Mercy
>tight leggings
>no bra
>young slut willing to do anything for attention

Jesus Christ.

And I thought I was bad.

Impossible, Blizzard is pretty much a sjw stronghold