HELLO PEOPLE OF RIPIP SMIKE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sinc eur all spreading info, i want to let ppl know whats going on
1, the guild is dying. ;_; we lost Nainsell, he quit wow forever and falaa who is our highest dps and raid leader wishes to unsub due to cancer which is very upsetting. i mentioned just splitting up and people finding their own raids and everyone wanted to, nobody wants to stick together. we gave up looking for new ppl and are going to replace /wowg/ members with normal fags. people had asked me to in mumble, and i agree with it and it's a good idea.
as for the whole "muh circlejerk of raiders" that is completly true. the guild is very much active in the members that it has, but a lot of morans don't talk in guild chat and whine its ded and leav. i've personally messaged people to join us in mumble but people are all oh im such a fucking autist no plz mic is broke. So we have created a group of 10-15 people who are alloud to raid. i've been trying to do a group 2 but ppl in the first group dont want to raid with other people, so at the moment have to let people from the reddit guild in. ;_;
Asher Foster
>be in a 5/7M guild >week behind two other guilds on our server that are super elitist and neck & neck with each other >we extended on Cenarius >they didn't >we got to phase 2 reliably on the first night >prolly gonna kill him and get server first tomorrow
wew
Ethan Bennett
ur shit kid
Connor Ward
I am having a stroke at this very moment
I am dead fucking serious
I would go get a phone, but i'm having a stroke and can't move my legs
This will be the last thing I will ever type in my life
goodbye /wowg/
William Jones
you got server first?
I thought so, bitch.. 'fuck outta here
Michael Wright
>still no lego on my rogue >see some shaman with a 885 mythic 12 titanforged squirrel bomb generator i wish i could get this lucky
Liam Hall
>server first 7/7M >In fucking December
Jack Watson
what a fat ugly whore that is
delete this pic plz
Joshua Harris
>class forums
Juan Roberts
>if you didn't like Vanilla WoW then you must hate MMOs
lol fuck off nostalriuscuck
Nathan Young
Daily reminder I will NEVER give up on ripip
Grayson Clark
what a hot as fuck sexy slut that is
post name plz
Logan Phillips
>implying your fingers work but your legs don't on a stroke bye
Jaxson Sullivan
>decide to sit out of my guild's heroic ToV progression to farm transmog/achiev shit >my guild wipes on hyrja and hymdall (lol)
David Baker
>heroic ToV progression
Wyatt Butler
Bully.
Dominic Jenkins
So, as a recently coming back player with a free boost to 100, I read that if you level to 60 prior, you get your professions leveled to 700 as well. Is it better to just level up my character to sixty for that, or just get it and worry about professions later? Which one is easier?
Camden Carter
sup bully kinda weird name for female elf but whatever fag lol
Brody Torres
you dont need maxed professions to create the new shit so lvling is not worth it
Blake Young
>playing my Ret >see this motherfucker
whelp time to reroll I guess
Looks even more badass in-game with the 3d pieces
Daniel Morales
>"rogues are shit for m+ they don't bring anything" >all of the specs have great singlet targer, outlaw less so to an extent and still have some form of solid aoe/multi-target + tricks of the trade so you can go ham >sap is the only cc in the game that disables aggro radius outside of something like banish and maybe shackle which are much more specific >feint and evasion are great defensive tools and cloak of shadows can nullify certain mechanics entirely >even distract is useful letting you stall pat enemies so your group can bypass them like the ele before dresaron in dht >next patch we're even getting back the aoe stealth group spell not sure where people started this meme
Juan Lee
it is possible to have control of one hand while having a stroke
usually strokes affect one side of your body
Michael Rogers
Are professions worthless now then...?
Bentley Lewis
>>even distract is useful but it literally does nothing
Dylan Wilson
he posted a fucking anime furry image, why do you feed him after such an obvious shitpost?
Ethan Allen
...
Jonathan Torres
except you need 800 for multiple things
Matthew King
no still pretty good you just need to do quests and get random drops to get lvl3 recipes to be really efficent
Matthew Carter
DAILY REMINDER TO SHITPOST IN NOSTALRIUS GENERAL UNTIL THEY STOP SHITPOSTING HERE
FIGHT BACK, SHOW THEM WHAT TRUE WOW SHITPOSTING REALLY IS WOWG!
Camden Bennett
I am really not understanding you at all... All I am asking is which would be easier - to level two proffessions to 700 or to level to 60. I ultimately want to do both so I am only asking which would be less of a pain to do
Kayden Ortiz
>say what it use it has >"no it doesnt"
Charles Russell
this is pretty much what I meant though. If he can't move both his legs, his stroke is at a point where typing five lines of text would not only take ages but be mostly incomprehensible. If he can move at least one leg, that would enable him to move to a phone with relative ease.
Eli Wright
Bored of my priest and dk. What should I level next? Have a 100 rogue, monk and druid
Jonathan Morales
proffessions are easier
Elijah Sanders
>legion and nostalrius are so dead that were now in a shitposting war
Gavin Williams
>level shaman too fast >110, waiting on my 103 garrison missions to finish >don't even wanna do WQs until i have the quest to do 20
neat.
Gavin Wright
>trying to level as DPS after playing as a tankgod why would *ANYONE* subject himself to this torment?
Gabriel Baker
>queues blowing out to 30+ minutes >subs dipping below 2 mil >only groups for half the content is real money/gold carries >cash shop expanding next patch >PVE and PVP balance never been so bad >population never been this unbalanced >Nost untouchable by blizztard in the motherland >stress test was an unqualified success >forced to hunt down streamers to try and stem the tide of people leaving retail for vanilla private
Have you signed up for Nost 2.0 yet bros?
Nolan Butler
>they actually changed the Emerald Dreamcatcher nerf >same duration as before so you can weave spells in between but 7 AP reduction per buff instead of 10
Should've made it 5 ap reduction to be honest and just lower the cost of Starsurge as a basic spell down to 30 (from 40).
Noah Jenkins
What's the most effective way to turn bloods into gold? Just sell star rose or enchanting mats?
Robert Cruz
>implying im going to reveal my 90k per blood strat
Cameron Miller
Any Afflocks here?
How good are the Affliction Legendaries? Are they much more than effectively a stat stick? Or are they actually as good as to be *required*?
Noah Robinson
Don't worry, he's a Shaman.
That gear won't mean much
I would love if Blizz didn't have a hatred for Shamans though
Bentley Fisher
>Bearfart cant even do a nightbane run
so this is the power... of TGISH...
Sebastian Barnes
Hi m'lady, my name around these parts is Asscobra! I'm just the "nostalrius bull" you're looking for and I think that you and I would make a good team if you know what I'm sayin' ;)
You can hit me up on Discord @ The Cobe#9483 and we can talk in private to get this ball rolling. I think my seed implanted inside you would generate some high quality offspring that would grow up to be legendary MMO players like ourselves. Hit me up anytime, I'll be waiting.
t. The Real Asscobra
Ryder Parker
Sorry i'm looking for Total Assaconda :/
Asher Bell
>my alt with 3 days played has 2 bis legendaries >my main with 31 days played has 2 utility legendaries simply epic :)
Joshua Long
I HATE Dohra DELETE THIS NOW
Isaiah Hill
>second lego drops >now have my third and fourth best lego nice :)
Landon Butler
I love Dohra and dohra culture
Ethan Lee
I love you too nainsmell
Julian Rodriguez
>every +10 group now requires 880 >879 >getting literally no WF/TF from 6-9s
Nathaniel Collins
>both main and alts class chest just have vendor trash in them again
Ryder Gutierrez
>Play assass >I keep getting kicked from raids cus its a ramp spec and it just isnt good for some fights especially ones where you have to kill adds alot Gayest shit
Landon Johnson
>apply rupture/garrote to boss >switch to add stop being shit at ass you're making me look bad
Jose Gutierrez
RALLY TO ME!
We need help to shitpost /nostg/.
Austin Williams
Hi m'lady, my name around these parts is Asscobra! I'm just the "nostalrius bull" you're looking for and I think that you and I would make a good team if you know what I'm sayin' ;)
You can hit me up on Discord @ The Cobe#9483 and we can talk in private to get this ball rolling. I think my seed implanted inside you would generate some high quality offspring that would grow up to be legendary MMO players like ourselves. Hit me up anytime, I'll be waiting.
t. The Real Asscobra
Zachary Clark
So how do you do that to Ingyanoth?
Jack Lee
Looks like you're doing a pretty good job of shitting up your own general withfaggots like
Blake Wright
>apply garote/rupture to big nightmare guy >fan>envenom ichors You do have all the golden traits, right user?
Alexander Bailey
what's the overall best spec for target swapping?
Alexander Walker
Monk is breddy gud
Elijah Long
>be guardian >fight world boss for WQ >stand around doing nothing >occasionally hit moonfire for kill credit >Prydaz drops
Jackson Davis
Frost DK ST spec is prolly pretty good.
Just FS/Oblit spam 1,2,1,2 over and over. Also you get that 1 min CD thing that activates your runes and RP so you can get straight into DPSing a new mob.
Adam Howard
why me peanus weanus of course :))))
haha! wiapey my diapey num num cum in my tum tum :))) what's that? oh it's my weanus peanus!
Jayden Gray
>Nightmare guy doesnt come out till the fight is over half way over >Because of how dps meters work your dps is effectively stunted by this point no matter how hard you dps the big guy or eye Do you even play Assassination?
Charles Moore
not much of a shitposting campaign you stupid whore. stick to what you're good at and go drink koragon's cum.
Gabriel Russell
>garrote/rupture one tentacle >rupture/kingsbane/envenom the other tentacle >switch to ichors wow sooo hard. go back to sub, shitter
Parker Bennett
why isn't RIP in Peace on Illidan anymore?
Logan Morales
I got my paladin to ilevel 860 and beat normal Emerald Nightmare and I'm almost done with all of the raid quests and have exalted with all of the factions except the wardens and now I want to play a different class but the idea of doing all of that again sickens me. If I didn't have my sub paid for with gold for the next 6 months I'd quit playing. Not really sure what to do from here.
Joshua Morris
>Kingsbane rupture one tentance >It dies before 3 ticks go off I wish I could raid with dps so bad I could pad the meters on Ilganoth, but im not as fortunate as you.
Blake Powell
Because kil'jaeden is a superior server
Dominic Garcia
who?
Carter Moore
>doing lfr holy lol
John Miller
>being this smug and not answering a question >new guild is on Sargeras
I didn't expect much from Reddit anyway
Nolan Gomez
If you're in an even remotely decent guild, the raid leaders aren't going to be fooled by padded dps on ichors and eye.
Oliver Reed
>calls someone trying to help them autistic >while using the shittiest example of trying to maintain consistent dps on any non-aoe class holy (lol)
Brandon Howard
i'm having a stroke at this very moment
i am dead fucking serious
i would go to the phone to call for help but i'm having a stroke and can't move my legs
this will be the last thing i ever type in my life
goodbye /wowg/
Aiden Taylor
>tfw you fell for the Unholy meme
Jaxon Gray
give ur stuff
Ian Gray
sleep tight stroker
Aiden Diaz
I was told it would be withered jim
Why is it FUCKING LEVANTUS?!"?!
Gabriel Richardson
And this lady is who?
Oliver Price
Because Levantus comes before Jim you stupid fucking weeb.
Tyler Bell
God... What I would do to get my fucking hands around Falaa's faggot fucking neck. I'd kill him with my bare fucking hands and watch the life leave his eyes.
Michael Rivera
Already got outlaw wrists and these ain't too bad. Not like I have problems with survivability though.
Owen Peterson
Haha guise i'm so addicted cus i'm such a nerd:))
Want to see all my pets i collected? Or meet me in SW and we'll take selfiexd
Brayden Sanchez
FUCKING STOP. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING EBIN-CELEBRITIES. FUCK WHOEVER THESE VJEERA, PIZZACAT, MEERKATZ, SPITFIRE AND OTHER GUYS ARE. WVERY SINGLE THREAD THE MERE MENTION OF THESE NAMES MAKES THE QUALITY OF THE THREADS GOES EVEN LOWER, WHICH SHOULD BE SCIENTIFICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY UNABLE TO DISCUSS SHIT LIKE PTR, BUILDS, PVP PVE OR RP? DO YOU EVEN FUCKING PLAY THE GAME OR DO YOU JUST REMINISCE OVER MOP AND STROKING EACH OTHERS E-CELEB DICKS CAUSE YOU KNOW THIS THREAD IS THE ONLY PLACE WHERE SOMEONE WILL KNOW YOUR NAMES?
Jayden Jackson
>hey discord look i posted it again
Dominic Reyes
Protip: the people talking about these eceleb fags we dont care about is themselves/their friends
its just for attention, stop giving it to them and theyll leave
Kevin Thomas
God... What I would do to get my fucking hands around Spitfire's faggot fucking neck. I'd kill him with my bare fucking hands and watch the life leave his eyes.
Mason Nguyen
>this is /wowg/'s best mage heh...
Parker Martinez
>he does't like spitfire
Angel Sanchez
thats not gisco
Austin Butler
gisco would be the best but someone put his laptop up a flight of stairs :((((
Leo Bell
...
Nathan Ramirez
>when your retard healer walks out of flame wreath and wipes the party
Austin Peterson
>crimson vial getting nerfed >gets will of valeera gud drop user
Nathan Perez
>tfw can't complete nightfallen chests on alts because I haven't done suramar