/owg/ - Overwatch General

>press q
>win

Huh. Really makes you think

Crazy idea, everyone.

What if Capcom did a promotion for new Mega Man games by doing a crossover with Overwatch and let Blizzard put these four in the game? What roles would they have and how would they play? How would they interact with the OW characters?

You are a bit late with this comparison m80
Yes some heroes are very similar but TF2 has, what? 10 classes? and Overwatch is currently at 23 characters so that point is kind of irrelevant now.

did you leave before the results screen (i.e. Final Score...Victory!) because the game still considers that part of the match

stupid i know

When will the 'Mercy is easy to play' meme die

as soon as "Lucio is boring to play" dies

>buff American cowboy shoots all over tiny Korean teen

Should Roadhog's hook break if he takes a certain damage threshold (75-100) and flinch akin to Sombra?

I hate having to try and explain 3tank every game. People insist that two dps are necessary and that we can get by with just one healer. You DO know that's wrong, right?

Amélie Lacroix
>tfw enough Overshekels for next week

>This will finally be confirmed canon in just a few days

It's finally here. Our time.

When you stop playing the worst support in the game and a watered down tf2 medic

Ana is the purest of all the girls, please STOP.

Those comparisons don't even make any sense.

Scout and Tracer maybe close but even then they play completely different.

Sure once Mei's iceblock breaks and his ultimate stops being utter garbage.

mercy mechanically is easy to play along with lucio.

Why hasn't Valve sued Blizzard yet?

Ana has provided for my mature fetish so ye

Shut up, dumb healslut.

Thanks OWG you gave me video game cancer.

If mercy can overheal like the medic would that make her playable again?

>Be silver shitter
>Have to play in a match where enemy team has a diamond player grouped up with a fellow shitter
>Manage a draw despite getting raped by diamond Genji
>mfw

You really believe valve invented those character tropes? Wait of course you don't, you're just "baiting".

What is the HP on that iceblock?

>Different icons mean skill
Mai boi...

I am not dumb

>diamond
>playing with silvers
oh boy

No but we had a leaver than came back at the end and we still won. Would that influence it?

What, in quickplay? Neat story.

...

Anymore like this?

>overwatch
>surviving until 2025
Not happening.

Yes you are, all healsluts are dumb bimbos.

when she becomes difficult to play

Ana is a horny whore who would rape you for the sole purpose of relief.

It's true, but who's the dumberest?

The idea is ok but it would not fit at all. It would encourage mercy to never swap to damage buff.
She would need an E similar to lucios amp where she gives a buff to her beam target, CC immunity or damage reduction for healbeam, movement speed or firing speed for dmg beam.

>Decide I'm gonna go bronze
>Play mei for the first time in comp
>End up carrying low golds to victory cause I had fun and forgot to be shit
>Mfw

>being upset and defensive about a honest question
Are you on the blizz-activision payroll or something? Do elaborate

About 99999
Only oasis cars and off-map death trigger can break it

>tfw you will never have a qt healslut play OW with you and after a long day of playing overwatch you tell each other to hang up the discord call first back and forth and then have a conversation asking each other how our days were and he listens softly.

GAY

>he listens softly
>he

user are you gay

That's probably the best idea for Mercy's E I've seen in this thread.
Never gonna happen though, sadly.
They will continue to whore her out with sexy skins though

>he
Gittafakout

Genji mains, but they are born mentally retarded, so it's not their fault.
Healsluts on the other hand, chose to be the team's cumdump.

Only for broken boys who need protecting.

Impossible. A diamond player can't queue with silvers because there is a 1000 SR difference limit

>7 losses, 3 wins later and I end up in 1700
Hold me and remind me to never play placements in week 1 again

you don't downrank, but you continue to lose points

N-NA?

Buff Winston by having the ability to eat a banana with peanut-butter that gives him some health back and a few secs of damage mitigation.

>play placements same evening S3 starts
>got mid-diamond rank
not complaining

Yes

Would would Winston's right-click be? An electric proximity mine similar to the one in his video?

I want this purely because of the nice animation it would be

You can also knock through it by having 2 bastions shoot one column.

I'm too shy to post here
user's will bully me

Do you think Blizzard will ever make a Summer Fun set of various swimsuits and beach accessories for the characters?

Dunno, he needs more sustain like hog since his shield sucks. A right click would be really welcome, don't know why Blizz didn't put one.

>dva and roadhog never die because of ana now

seeing these fucking shitters every game makes me want to kill myself

We can dream.
>tfw no thicc Reaper in a grim dark skull spedo

We just want to help! Why does everyone only use us for heals :(

just 4 you

>someone instalocks

>genji
Bipolar guy, gets salty and rages when doing bad, trashtalks out of his mind when winning
>Tracer
Wants to carry 1v6, complains about the team not distracting when she dies alone
Loves staggering, always on different spawntime than the rest of the team
>76
Watched a "whos the best overwatch carry" tutorial video on yt and thinks just by locking he auto-wins
Completely ignores pharah and never takes highground.
>Pharah
Tf2 player thinks that he's playing soldier, will jump in like a tank and always die every push
>Reaper
Only picked by people who are sick and tired of roadhog's bullshit, probably tilted af, will die after 1 kill and never get an ult off.
>McCree
Just watched taimou's stream and thinks mccree is a fucking god
Always dies while trying to make bigboy flanks, always dies when ulting, always dies in every slightly dodgy situation
>Sombra
Special snowflake who LOVES attention and will do anything to get it
Fucks around the entire game, only uses EMP when 3-4 of her teammates are dead.

Should I continue?

Delicious. Did the artist do anyone else?

Then spread your legs.

I instalock Ana just to piss off people like . Go on.

Who's your favorite overwatch character?

Why?

no user pls. I don't want the truth.

Zarya, because I want to suffocate in her musky stubbly armpits

Make me.

Does anyone have the image of D.va in Skelos bad lands from spyro the dragon, about to be hit with a wrench from Hamura from modka with the half life 2 UI?

A few plays and you'll be begging for it.

I am sick and tired of fluctuating right below diamond

>europe wakes up
>thread is literally full of flaming homosexuals

really activates your almonds

>that carefully modeled vulva

Someone's a bluebro at Blizz HQ

>tfw when raping ppl with discord
> the only time I get potg is using ult

Zen's non-ult potgs come from headshots user

t.zen main

you'd like that wouldn't you

>Watched a "whos the best overwatch carry" tutorial video on yt and thinks just by locking he auto-wins
>Completely ignores pharah and never takes highground.

Wrong, I instalock to prevent plebs like that from picking him.

Do Widowmaker

Did I do well lads

commit sudoku

About as well as I did. It's easier to rank up now, so go forth and gravity feed yourself that SR

I hate this game

Hookmagic is retarded

Blizzard can't seriously both be playing their own game and think this is fine.

Changes are massively overdue

EXPERIENCE FESTIVITY

>Heppi Holidays!

>someone instalocks

>D.va
Watches esports, never checks teamcomp, always whiffs ult.
Complains about healers all game.
>Reinhardt
Never played a different hero in his life, never uses mic, you never know when he drops shield, goes aggressive randomly.
>Roadhog
Thinks he's a god and only he can carry his team, overextends for impossible hooks and dies instantly.
Always silent, never communicates, no emotions, just wanders off alone trying to find 1v1s
>Winston
Probably just lost 2 games against widowmaker, tilted af, will always dive into 6 players and get blown up instantly.
>Zarya
Actually good player but never ever uses ult until it hits 6/6 people, which usually results in 0 kills.
>Ana
Actually great player, but really emotional and at the slightest blunder will say out loud that the team sucks and they're stuck in elo hell, knows exactly how to break the morale of the team(sometimes both teams)
>Lucio
Submissive guy who's also autistic and plays the wallriding minigame, doesn't care about anyone's position(including enemies) and always ults after someone died.
>Mercy
Has barely played support in their life, just wants to fill. Never changes to the damage buff and ignores the fact that there is an enemy team.
>Zen
Wants to play dps but both dps slots are taken and doesn't want to look like an ass. Never uses harmony orb, keeps flanking and 1v1ing as far from the team as possible.
>Symmetra
Thinks that breaking the meta is what wins games, always places tp in a super obvious spot, usually dies while charging in with M1

>down 300 rating in one night
>can't stop playing