You're in your car

>You're in your car
>Someone is walking towards you
>Asks for money
>What do you do?

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Depends on where I am.

>By myself, waiting at a red below an underpass with a bunch of shirtless black men in the ghetto?
Wew lad, I'd say give up your money, but if they smell weakness you'll end up losing your car and your life. Punch in through the light.

>In traffic with a shitload of peole around and a homeless vet walks by with a simple sign?
Talk to him for a second and if he doesn't seem like a cunt, give him a fiver. Easy peasy.

Wave them away. In my country there are gypsies with kids begging at almost every stoplight.
Some even try to wash your windscreen.

>Look away and pretend not to notice them before they even get close enough to ask
Heh... nothing personal, kid.

>live in South Africa
>beggar on every corner

I just ignore them. If they touch my car I pull a knife on them.

Ask them why they think I personally owe them a living.

Tell em to get a job.

Tell them to go hang out in front of Home Depot with their own gloves and work boots.

Last time it happened to me at a red light. He asked for my name and offered to shake my hand, but when he shook my hand he wouldn't let go for any reason. I sat there for ten minutes holding this guys hand while he told me his sob story. After he finally let go he went on a bit more and asked to shake my hand again. Same shit again. The light finally turned green and he was still holding my hand, I told him the lights green and I had to go, he was so busy talking to me about his story he forgot to even ask for money. Weird day

>Live in south america
Same shit but i got a gun

Do a fat skid and flip em the bird while driving off blasting SeB

Frantically scramble to get the top up before they get to me.

This unless he has a sign that says his wife had a better lawyer.

> Tell them no.
> Drive away.

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>live in south Florida
same shit but i have a CCW so no brandishing

This is a well known scam. I'm sorry to say but you have aids now.

Turn 360 degrees and drive away

Same shit in the middle east

Tell them to go back

damn thats epic

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Hand him a cup of water and tofu.

> Sitting at red light
> Hobo comes up to my car with one of those signs
> I'm the only one at the light and he staring in my car
> Make eye contact with him and shake my head "no"
> Instead of fucking off he starts knocking on my window
> For some reason this sets me off so I get out of my car and charge at him shouting "YOU WANT TO PLAY GAMES MOTHERFUCKER?"
> He drops his sign and his cup of change and runs away

I'm not even a very big or indimidating guy. but, idk maybe that wasn't the best way to react to that situation

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fuck off

>downtown toronto
>out for a nice double date to the theatre
>the drive home
>driving through crowded city streets on a saturday night.
>stuck at a red light for what seems like forever
>out of nowhere comes a very dirty man (mid twenties)
> he starts cleaning my windshield with a dirty rag and god knows what in a spray bottle
>mumbling manically, hes thinking hell get a good tip.
>tell him to fuck off
>keeps on wiping, hes going ham
>words arent working. Fully engage horn for 10 seconds
>there just happens to be a police cruiser behind me.
>they see all the commotion
>one officers leave the vehicle and puts the crazy fuck in the back of the car.
Essentially I tell them to fuck off and thats that. but that time was icing on the cake.

Nahhuh nigga, not so fast

grab one from the pile next to me

>I don't carry cash

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Say no and roll the window up

You honestly think I have any money to give when you see me driving this shitpile?

I hope this is real user

gas urself faggo

>they smash the window
>"BULLSHIT. I RECOGNIZE YOUR SHITBOX, FURFAG."
>six tenths of a second later a 1/2 drive ratchet is trying to make its way through your skull
>and succeeding
>cops stand and watch
>police report says a homeless vagabond did it and ran

This.
I don't even have a job.

>implying I wouldn't pull my glock out and give em a hollow point lunch

crash into him and kill both of us

he took your watch and rings.

Hit the eurobeat button and start doing donuts

>You're in your car
>Someone is walking towards you
>Asks for love and money
>Asks for your love my baby
>Asks for kisses honey
>Deserves the best you know it

>>You're in your car
>Someone is walking towards you
>Asks for money
>What do you do?

As with all things, it depends WHERE and to a lesser degree when. If it is a place you are arriving at AND must leave the car parked, then you pay the car parking insurance fee. This happens at downtown spots and at football games. Some black kids come up and offer car guarding against keying for a fee usually $20 or so. You either pay it or drive off.

>same shit but i have a CCW so no brandishing
You can't brandish here or you'll be charged for racial hate crime. The homeless know who to run to for legal help. They file the lawsuit and force you to settle out of court. The lawyer and the "hate crime victim" make money out of your pocket.

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I know the homeless in my area. If he's one of the assholes making like 40/hr in the racket with his friends, he can fuck off. If he's one of the legit ones, he can have a few bucks.

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Even then biggest crack addict knows it's pointless asking the owner of my rusty shitbox for money.

Spadina south just before lakeshore? If you go that way theres that black guy with a sign that says not mclovin it and hes hilarious talk to him all the time hes at the turn if youre going spadina south to gardiner west

>Some money, you say?
>Let me just push this button down here
>BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAARRRRP!

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