Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Why is Rivers Cuomo playing dota?

the face it

you NEVER KNOW with russians

the 322 is insanely strong within them

Sheever

thanks for making a new thread

>waiting for ramen to soak up hot water
>not tired
>ready to do my game predictions
>gonna probably watch all the games today

what am i missing dota 2 general

i dont want to drink alcohol right now if you want to suggest that

still shit

we Kassem G now?

best waifu coming thru

>fat redddit meme man
I want to die everytime I see him

Slavs will remind us, the DOTARDS, about why they're called VIRTUS THROW, today.

KILL SHEEVER
KILL SHEEVER
KILL SHEEVER
KILL SHEEVER

about to rejoin Secret

VirtusPutin

I honestly am SO EXCITED TO SEE THEM LOSE

I miss Silent god.

claim down nahaz

What is Silent's illness? I've heard about him needing regular hospital checks. Sounds pretty serious.

I love you lil

Why are there no female players in dota 2 esports?
Is valve sexist?

overwatch has already outdone us

>Russians bullied this vp squad
>they still do their best to represent CIS
>russians are now cheering for them
man Russians are hypocrites

Are you one of these "that team wasgood/bad 50 years ago, so that data must be importat today" grampas?

where is /ourman/ nahaz

>expecting Virtus Throw not to choke in the first round

fng,zai are best girls

BARATHRUM POSTING

>overpleb

>Russians bullied this vp squad
?

>dislike bad
>like good

wow such hypocrisy

BIG
DICK
LIL

DELET THIS

>whites don't enjoy competitive skill-based videogames
>host a major for a competitive skill-based videogame in a 60% white country
? ?

Lil is the most alpha of all dota players

This Lil guy is starting to feel a bit cringy.

>LIL
Only thing stopping him from being more of our guy is a language barrier

ENDURANCE RUN

AUTHORITARIAN CAPTAIN CONFIRMED KEY TO WINNING

THEBOYS NU-EG BTFO

WEAK FNG BTFO
BRING BACK PETER

>Just call gg at minute 1 and don't waste our time

top kek

GG
EZ
PLZ
LEAVE

haha

>all those desperate burgers
lmao
feels good to be slav
just call gg minute one

WHERES MY GAMEEEE!!!

ONE MINUTE AND IM GG

I'm one of those fags that has followed each of the player in VP through out their career by proxy (Rox.KIS, Vega etc.) and I know they're all BIG LEAGUE THROWERS.

>It's the current year

None of them are good enough.

chronic lung illness is all I know

>have alpha all-American bred captain as PPD
>win TI, dumpster everyone
>have cuck beta EU faggot captain as crit
>lose 3 times in 1 day to coL

Really made me think

>all slavs jumping on the VP bandwagon because they're doing well

God damn I hate cis dota

>Authoritarian captain important
>FNG is a weak nu-male

based LiL

>IG VITALITY MISSING TWO OF THEIR ACTUAL PLAYERS

?

What

is there a reason why there is only one person on the panel who know what he is talking about? like why the fuck does valve think having sheever or flax are ok to have on a panel?

I'LL BREAK THEIR SPIRITS AND THEIR BACKS

Slacks speaks chinese now?

when you lot decide to play at the same level as the males you wont get anywhere

>lose 3 times in 1 day to coL
4 times, actually

literal who teams shouldn't be allowed to have interviews fuck this shit

>CIS
>All Slavs
Wew

hey can you shut the fuck up
i was fan of lil from early 2015 and fan of solo from early 2014

Shit, that sounds scary.

Flax is our guy fag

FUCKING KICK THIS NU-MALE ALREADY

>Sheever
>bagina

>flax
>he probably does it for free or way less an actual good panelist would accept

I wouldn't be surprised if lil secretly works for the ukrainian special services or spetznaz or some shit

uhmmhnmmm i see

Sure you were

xie xie

>they make slacks sit there and nod

when chinese people talk & they some times kiss their teeth it throws me off

Why are they doing the interviews in the red room from twin peaks?

ni hao ma
wa ID no entry

I've been following both of them since they first got into amateur dota and thought they were great players even back then.

NVMI, Polar, Rox and later teams, I made sure to watch most of their games because of Solo/Lil/Aloha/Yoky

>tfw have to watch hour of shit filler before the actual game
if anything sucks about big events it's this

You think someone that skinny could be in the spetsnaz?

>taking panel that seriously

eye candy panel with cute dota girls or no panel at all

I't's really sad since he's a legit carry player and had to step down from multiple strong CIS teams over the years

Reminder empoleon is the best pokemom

man that chink is cute

CHING CHONG DING DONG
BURGER BURGER MAC WITH CHEESE

>it's kinda derpy like naga siren
what did he mean by this?

>Make both teams come to the stage
>cut to interviews for 20 minutes

>Tfw haven't played in 10 months
When is Monkey King? I'm gonna start this nightmare up again

I'll take the bait
>Note how the camera cuts inbetween replies
Josh basically got demoted to inbetween scenes man.

youtube.com/watch?v=SkKwfrxIOCM

The Major on Youtube, if you don't like the Twitch video player.

good taste user

>implying they're not solving technical issues in the mean time

next week fampai

It is to make the mediocre analysis of the casters appear better by comparison. Just like how hot girls have an ugly girl in their clique

I've seen that slav slut they brought, she makes sheever look like a TI winning 10k analyst

DON'T DO IT

Ty

i fucking hate slacks but I'm pretty cool with how they actually did a kinda long interview with a chinese player. usually the westerners ask like 3 questions and fuck off. i wish they had interviewed paparazi tho
It also really sucks that half of ig.vit has to play against basically the strongest team. valve has really fucked them.