*aggressively overtakes you*

*aggressively overtakes you*

how do you respond?

move out of his way it's an /RS 5

Let him pass, if he wants to die he can do it. You have to be fucking mental to overtake in my shithole of a country.

I can't

what country u in tho??

Bulgaria.

sad

>free cop bait
I'll take it.

based as fuck

rather live their than our shitty socialist shithole of cunickistan

Meh, we have a lot of twisty roads, so thats nice.

Where are you from, because we are the top Russia cucks, and let me tell you, if you are from ANY north America/EU/Scandinavian country you are far from the cuck levels that we have (just imagine pouring the best diesel available in your country - more expensive than the average diesel in Austria aaand your car goes to shit and your variable turbo gets cloged, petrol is exactly the same quality).

Tip my fedora.

I look at him and if he's lookign at me I ask "what". If he wanna fight, I'll pullover to have a fight with him.

This.

He's now setting the pace and I'm free to speed like a motherfucker.

You also know that fuck has the most expensive radar detector money can buy because like every member of the white upper classes he's one vindictive cop that's pissed off at his lot in life away from those final two points on his license that will make him ride the bus with the working class scum.

*sideswipes off the road

Back the fuck off?!?!

Probably swerve off the road into a ditch because of all the cum i shot on my windsheild

Continue my drive because I'm a mature adult

more than u can afford pal

I keep driving along at a brisk pace, certain that all cops will have their attention on him.

I don't, who cares

ask him to fuck my wife

Could care less it's the bus driver's problem

don't give a shit because i can do his top speed in second gear

post baiku

>implying that I don't drive a monster machine

Don't care. Its a shitbox audi.

Say what a faggot and maintain speed and sip some coffee.

Come close to him and say: "Hello little brother"

>be audi salesman
>weirdo has been eyeing the rs7 for hours
>finally asks to test drive it
>guy keeps almost side swiping other audis
>muttering to himself
>giggling to himself
>hear something that sounds like "muh engineering"
>finally tell the guy to turn around or im calling police
>wonder why i ever stopped selling hondas

Why do I have the feeling you just met with another Veeky Forumstist?

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Downshift, make a lot of noise, and get passed up by the Audi, and then eventually a Del Sol too :(

Thinking of getting a used B8 S4. Yay or nay?

Pfft, you couldn't overtake me with your pedal to the road.

TIMING
CHAIN
GUIDES

not a problem after hte b6 gen

Laugh at him, since that shit will depreciate like a ton of bricks, but he had no choice because he couldn't afford a 911.

False, that would be an entry-level Porsche.

Let him go even though I know hat I could dust his ass in a fucking heartbeat. I'm too old these days to be goaded by boy racers who think that their leased luxo shit box is some kind of sports car.

>Don't care unless I'm on the tooj in which case I'll tail his ass to the best of my ability while blasting eurobeat
>Do nothing because my shitbox isn't fast enough and I don't get roadrage
>Whisper "Pfff, douche," and carry on like it never happened

Agreed

Do you mean like he's passing on the right? I'd be bummed out about not noticing him and changing lanes to let him pass. That like never happens though I'm always passing people. I spent most of my drive home in the right lane of a five lane interstate. There were like two cars in the right lane over the 25 miles I was on the highway. I passed them nicely without tailgating them first. I respect slow drivers in the right lane.

Me too, give me your car.

>implying richfag can see past my huge truck
>implying richfag knows it's safe to pass me
he crashes with no survivors because I'm a big guy for him

Laugh because I know he's gonna have to pay out the ass when it breaks down next week.

Pull up next to them at the red light 30 seconds later and stare at them

underrated

It's called cop filtering, you guys

Cops pull over the last in line to make the pursuit less dangerous. It makes them look more predatory and less like the fist of justice, like enforcing the US's arbitrarily low speed limits didn't already make them look like knobs, but that's life

What are you going to do, stage an armed coup and nuke the IIHS?

>class politics on Veeky Forums
finally

Not always true, it is very situational.

Drove an orange Hyundai coupe and got pulled over constantly, even when not speeding, "cos it looks fast durrr.". Now drive a silver Kia Optima and literally haven't been pullednover once in 2 years.

A red Audi coupe is destined to be pulled over first, whether first in line or not.

>this

people can pull their dicklet maneuvers all day but i promise you 99.9 percent wont step out and assert their manhood properly.

*teleports back in front of him*
Not so fast
*unsheathes nitro*

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How much less could you care?

I could care a little bit less, that would be if I was on my low being bipolar and all. Still I would probably care a little bit more than the lowest amount of care I could possible give.

>aggressively overtakes

OP IS WRONG

The only aggressive Audi drivers drive A5 3.0TFSIs or 2.0TFSIs. RS drivers usually don't give enough of a shit to have ego-issues.

>assert manhood properly
>physically fighting
What are you a savage

Nothing wrong with combat. Soft times create soft men. Soft men create hard times. You will learn my friend.

Laugh as I lose 5 MPH going uphill on the highway, and laugh even harder as I pass him when he pulls into the gas station.

Same here.

enjoy your assault charges, retard.

Enjoy your estrogen, cuck

>downshift
>9000 rpm
>durifto around in next corner with my finger up and window down

Aggressively overtake him back, then exchange phone numbers for gay sex.

He said "if he wanna fight". It means the other guy wanna start a fight with him and this guy is ready for it.

Race him

>say "Oh another Audi cunt"
>continue driving my reasonably priced used car as usual
>shitpost about Audis later

ill be enjoying your wife later on cuck

Hot desu