Full Sized Trucks

>ludicrously overpriced
>depreciates by half almost immediately
>looks retarded
>people know you're bad with money
>doesn't fit in parking spaces
>doesn't fit in garages
>is useless off-road
>is useless on-road
>you'll never come close to maxing your payload
>has tow mirrors, but you'll never tow anything
>mods include truck nuts, stacks, ebay hids
>is the automotive equivalent of a codpiece

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>>is the automotive equivalent of a codpiece
Kek

>>you'll never come close to maxing your payload
>>has tow mirrors, but you'll never tow anything

Where I live I constantly see full size trucks towing ridiculous size loads. Maybe it's because I live near the eagle ford shale fields.

Now 1/2 ton trucks that's a whole other story. I rarely see those being used for anything more then basic transportation, but if someone wants to spend 45k on a truck and just drive it around the mall parking lot it's no skin off my noise. It's their money and their likes and dislikes, so long as they don't tell me what I can or can't own I'm not going to tell them either.

>is useless off-road
>is useless on-road
>you'll never come close to maxing your payload
>has tow mirrors, but you'll never tow anything

>implying

Older trucks are pretty decent offroad. Its also really easy to increase their offroad ability, especially rigs with a solid axle or ttbs in the front. New trucks, especially the new faggy luxury half tons, are slab-tier comfy on the road. Plenty of people haul heavy shit. Plenty of people tow big shit. The reason youve never seen people doing this is you have never been outside of a city.

They are great at killing other motorists in otherwise safe low speed crashes as the front of your truck will decapitate the other inhabitants.

I have a 1/2 ton because I can't get away with putting a newborn in a jumper seat but I didn't want to buy a trailer to haul my dirtbike with an SUV or van

t. Hilary supporter.

It's all fine and good until two park next to you

ban assault trucks

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