Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>slacks
>ever our guy
You need to go back

Cheer for our boy!

Why do these threads turn into /pol/ when EG play anyway?

$2000 Yeezys

Reminder that you can only post ITT if you love Artour.

yeezys

1st for based Wings

fuck Nu-EG

Bring back Peter

HOW CAN reEEtard EVEN COMPETE?

shut the FUCK UP pyrion

crystal maiden is a slut lmao x__DDDd-dd

more memes for my grimoire

only 9 inches? pathetic! DD_XX

either yeezy boosts or fake yeezys
0% true

>tfw to handsome to play dota

really enjoyed that interview tbhqhwyf

NO
YOU ALREADY DID THE PREGAME DESK SEGMENT
YOU ALREADY COVERED ALL OF THESE TOPICS

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dem yeezy's mayne

they go for about 200 dollars

Do you think Fogged keeps saying "obviously" to make it seem like he's still smart and relevant

>MAKE A DELICIOUS CURRY TO EAT WHILE WATCH THE GAME
>JUST INTIME FOR THEN THE GAME WAS SUPPOSED TO START

"HEHEHEH THE GAME ACTUALLY STARTS IN LIKE HALF AN HOUR BUT WE WANTED YOU TO WATCH SIR DOWN SYNDROME INTERVIEW THIS AUTISTIC KID FOR 15 MINS AND THEN LISTEN TO PYRIONS FUCKING SHIT TIER ' A N A L Y S I S ' BEFORE THE DRAFT EVEN STARTS"

THESE
PEOPLE
NEED
TO
DIE

Hey...

black pirate boost yeezys in sewage drain pattern the fuck you mean senpai

just start already

Man these interviews sure drag on

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

Stop spamming soe on /pol/
At least use long hair pictures instead

>knowing the different kinds of yeezys

fucking end your life

>I'm watching the panel/twitch shit

>sweet i'll make a cup of coffee just in time for the game to start
>three cups later i've also folded laundry and jerked off but the game still hasn't started

They're stalling and trying to fill time pretty desperately, something's gone wrong.

46 MINUTES LATE
AND STILL
FUCKING
GOING

WHO EVEN WATCHES THIS GARBAGE

>best support player in the world (zai)
>another very good support (crit)
>very good offlaner (universe)
>top tier mid (sumail)
>goodcarry with the potential to be the best (arteezy)
this is the series they get it together. they will not, they cannot lose. they're too talented

You are the kind of people that should be watching in-game.

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is slacks the first person to get a good interview out of rtz?

Wings steamroll obv

>everyone is responsible

Well, that explains it. They de facto have no captain.

A Dota team can't be a democracy. You have to have a dictator to make the decisions and call the shots otherwise you'll just crash and burn no matter how many star players you have.

No surprise fucking beta Dane cr1t can't take that responsibility.

i really wish pyrion flax kills himself

>win 4 games in a row
>get a cliff jungling np and no offlaner in the next game
>mfw forced 50 is real
>mfw still win cause i'm actually good
>mfw when

nth for go back to your containment general

he finally did it the absolute madman!

Game doesn't start any quicker if you watch it in game

>EG is le AMERICU TEAM XDD

A SRETNA ESRNT ESRANTEA NDEENS d
GOOOD I HATE THIS MEM ESO FUCKENG MUUUUCH

You do.

h-how do i get an esports gf?

no pretty sure hotbid interviewed him before

Its time

>I watch on Youtube Gaming
>I have Dota installed so I watch in game

Watch Russian stream.

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That faggot uses low quality images, don't associate him with us.

Panel are retards so this is a confirmed win for EG

Yeah i'm sure your 2k knowledge knows how to captain a team

But you are complaining about the filler. Don't watch the main stream if you hate the filler. Find something else to do in the meantime.

I WOULD IF THE GAME WAS ACTUALLY ON FUCKING HELL

WHEN YOU SAY 'THE GAME STARTS IN HALF AN HOUR', I GENERALLY EXPECT THE GAME TO START IN HALF AN HOUR. IT'S BEEN NEARLY HALF AN HOUR SINCE THAT HALF AN HOUR, AND THE GAME STILL HASN'T STARTED YET.

>what is rule 1
>what is rule 2
>>> reddit

Prepare for betrayal.

Hilldawgs WW@?!?!

>GF has very feminine penis

Get on with it

What the fuck are you talking about? When did I say I should captain a team?

>alt tabbed out
>stream muted
??

>58% predicting EG win

How fucking delusional can you be?

Dropped in to say you sound like a cool guy, user. Keep doing you!

This is why I play Lycan

>Forced 50 gives me people literally 80 levels lower on my team
>Win anyways because Wolves and necro warriors make it into a 5v5

Dumb retards
The panel is just filling time while those guys set up their PCs

because using twitch is any better than those options

explain

>literally ti5 Secret
>literally ti6 Secret
>literally current Liquid
>literally ti6 OG

by posting source

>PyrionFlax

why

Your blog is so 2011.

any dotards in this thread?

Something has broken, right? There'd be no other reason to delay like this.

>tfw balding at age 20

>have a schedule
>have a fucking clock counting down
>nothing ever happens on time anyway

whoever came up with this shit needs to have his hands chopped off

who calls the shots for VP

>YOU COULDN'T SAY A HUNDRED PERCENT EITHER WAY
what an excellent observation
Is the stage on fire or something, what are they being told to stall for?

>muh sekrit club rules
he was talking about internet groups that love RTZ
is that not the gulag

>EG will beat Wing because they beat them at TI6!
>EG doesn't have fear or PPD anymore

You literally just said how EG is shit because they dont know how to captain because they are a "democracy"

Literally your words

Solo, Lil literally said it in his interview.

you must be really new to watching dota matches.

if the schedule says a match starts at 3PM, you think it will actually start at 3PM?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Zai
>best support

Good joke mate.

Thanks buddy. Check back here during esports for more blogs by me.

Finally.

>>muh sekrit club
how nice of you to visit us reddit

EG is no longer Team America.

they are Team Diversity aka Team Europe now. Hence their significant drop in skill.

Old EG used to be respect now people just laugh at them.

I've been watching since ti2, I'm just getting really sick of this

leave it to me
watch and learn

boost looks off

Only TI5 Secret and TI4 DK applies

The rest you mentioned were 1-2 "stars" and the rest going along.