Dota 2 General - /d2g/

BROOKLYN KURTZ edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=570
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/

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twitter.com/RLewisReports/status/806593323578302468
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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are they playing in a church or something
looks nice
also is this the only nice looking building in the entirety of the us

FALL BEFORE ME

h-how do i get an esports gf?

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

>have to wait 40 hours for VP to eliminate EG and save /d2g/

>BODY SHAMING

bye bye machine

Best girl coming through.

gl best boy, you can do it!

>queen of pain's panties

Why is are girl always first ban?

>EG literally a melting pot of diversity
>pretty much Team Hillary

who are the good guys? who is team Trump?

blue fat

chinese nickname for eg fans

OUR BOY GOT THIS

I want to ___ ____ Luna.

Sacked

VP, they're russians :^)

QUiCK

post THE
WEBM

>are girl

It's "our"

>is are
delet this post and start over

kek

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EG is team Trump, they say they will win, so they are going to break their promises and the retards who they lied to will still idolize them.

It's just I feel so helpless and confused. Like, I try to understand what is taking so long but I can't. I mean, they go to the bathroom maybe and then they should be ready straight away? And why did it take 30+ minutes from the intro to the first draft...

I shouldn't be doing this. I was drying up when I saw the draft start but thinking about it and trying to understand it makes it all come back...

>tfw your qt sat on your face

male :3

ARE GIRLS A RIGHT RADGIE GADGIE LIKE AM GONNA GET HER A GREGGS (a good one corned beef pasty nothing shit like cornish pasty - disgusting) IF SHE WINS

MORE NETWORTH
THAN FUCKING MID AND OFFLANE AS POS 5
ALSO 9 ? AVATARS
HOLY FUCK THIS WHOLE GAME

wings = fun
eg = boring

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Is benomancer balanced

twitter.com/RLewisReports/status/806593323578302468

/our guy/

SOMEONE POST THE PIC OF THE T H I C C LUNA COSPLAY WITH THE FAT ASS

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Do you also like this patch? It's the most balanced and diverse cast so far.

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any Purgegamers in here?

Mr. President.

If you're a 14 year old edgelord maybe

he's really cute

rofl sumail facepalmed right when crit picked mirana for him. see you in game 3 guys

Stop meming

hate slacks but RL is legit fucking retarded

>I forgot the tournament is today
Just fuck my shit up

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post THAT webm

you know the one

incoming huskar

>leshrac

So are there any good UK teams?

He looks a lot like sheever in that picture.

skipping a class to watch this series x))

>"Crit wants me to play Clock"

>lycan
>lesh

FULL MEMES

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>leave computer
>come back
>pyrion flax is talking
wtf

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No.

>Lycan

>doesn't end loda when gifted the opportunity
>gives slacks attention by posting about not giving him attention
>links reddit threads

You're better than this Lewis

>wanting banter in a 3 million dollar tournament

love him while you can, his hair will cease to exist by 2018 I think

WOLVES

>korean name
바보야 desu

I don't believe that exists

slacks is an autist
but rl has autism

Reminder Wings are literally /ourguys/ and not rooting for them means you should not even be here.

>lycan
wolves need no armor

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More like was.

Wolf status?

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>memepick
>lose
>memepick harder

>lycan


wings lost
you can chant USA from now

kys

Brb there's something at my door

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How far up your ass does your head have to be to think this?

Damn, someone knew its korean and not japanese, kudos

would you?

WOLVES NEED NO ________

would I what?

What's the biggest meme pick so far?

winrate

>crit results to stealing swindle strats

ice3 is like, "fucking niggers".

DOORS

*frrrrrrrrrrrrrt*

benis :--DDD

JUST sit on my face

reddit

>chanting USA
Nobody's actually "from" USA, except for the extinct native americans
Most "americans" should really be rooting for UK dota

literally who

Last hits

HOLY FUUUUUUCK

>muh "banter" with the lads

the UK was a mistake

>actually laning against sd+lesh

USA USA USA

FIRST TRUMP NOW EG

USA USA USA

WOLVES CAN ____
DODGE ARROW
BLOCK ARROWS
DODGE COGS
DODGE DISRUPTION
DODGE LESH STUN
DODGE EDICT
DODGE FLARE
DODGE ECLIPSE

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY

DODGETEAMFIGHTSTOPUSH

SCREENSHOT THIS POST

>Luna has a distinct indigo blue color scheme
>give her golden cosmetics that turn some of her abilities gold

What did Valve mean by this?