/utg/ - Undertale General

nice

youtube.com/watch?v=gjnAaFmz3tw

Nth for Chara

How can I help you user?

youtu.be/S-sJp1FfG7Q

hey

youtube.com/watch?v=HbBix10r1kY

the best

youtube.com/watch?v=C_kkHA6eevI

youtube.com/watch?v=Dfy6Y98XRR4

youtu.be/NjG8siumtTs

Does anyone actually check these?
I do

I do, found a few cool songs thanks to these threads.

I need to ask a kind of last minute question:
Between dragon headed Sans (see 68.media.tumblr.com/6f7ab39f0c565860a58aa0f8d7e4c007/tumblr_ogc03sjh2i1rpkwg2o1_1280.png) and Sans with just his hair up, which would you prefer?

i check all of them but ignore all the osts and jojos

Regular fucking Sans instead of this stupid AU bullshit.
Also
>hair spiked up
WHAT FUCKING HAIR

neither
sans does not look like that

I guess the dragon head, the one in your image looks too much like Sonic or like Sans busted the back of his skull open

I check em'

I bet that filthy fucking slut ALPHYS, that useless, hunched mess, did few experiments involving something like this, just for her own twisted pleasure, deep down in dark corners of her dirty, stinky lab, where nobody could see her, oh yess, she doesn't like prying eyes of other monsters, no no, she is antisocial failure that stutters and sweats profusely whenever she has to interact with another living being, and yet, at the same time, she craves for depraved kinky sex, intimacy she will never get, she fills her repulsing wet slit while fantasizing about Undyne, OH YES, Undyne, that fucking horrible SLUT, she behaves so high and mighty, captain of the royal guard, mopping floor with others, giving orders and commands, bossing around, while deep down she wants to be conquered, she WANTS to have somebody fuck her raw, pin her to the bed, overpower her completely and thrust deep into her, while she screams and moans, her mind numb with pleasure, but no no NO NO, Undyne cannot let anybody know, so she plays with herself in the quiet confinement of her own home, thinking about that filthy fucking slut ALPHYS, that useless, hunched mess...

Great, thanks.

hey man are you alright?

That's one hell of a run-on sentence you got there user

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=ByPGMIL9lF4

Hey guys. My friend from Tumblr said you are mean here but I thought I would come see for myself. So what's up?

Who's your friend?

People here aren't mean. They're just mostly shitposted.

not much. just undertale ya know?

Fill this out so I can judge you and then decide if I want to be mean

She was caught on camera breaking in and stealing his stuff while he's in jail. I live in the deep south so it was like a live recording of cops.

>Final Fantasy IV
based taste

Don't do anything stupid and you have nothing to worry about.

Posting about Undertale.

We have a lot of shitposters that can be assholes, but this place is pretty low on the mean scale for this site or even this board.

You have to fill in this questionnare to join our club:

>Favourite character.
>Nationality.
>Age.
>Gender.
>Sexual orientation.
>Relationship status.
>Height.
>Weight.
>Shoe size.
>Blood type.
>Eye color.
>Current job and income.
>IQ.
>Favourite food.
>Favourite drink.
>Favourite animal.

Please enjoy your stay.

your friend sounds like a pussy

Ok sarge give me a minute

we all pay taxes here get the fuck out

Nothing to see here, nerd
*gives you a wedgie*

Taking the baby spider out ice skating!
The baby spider being so excited!
Getting to the lake, and the ice seeming a bit melted!
The baby spider being slightly worried!
Telling the baby spider to not question me!
Shoving the baby spider into her skates and pushing her onto the ice!
The baby spider coming to a stop at the middle of the lake, as the ice shatters completely and she falls in!
Having already wandered off when the baby spider starts screaming for help!

As long as you don't like Alphys, Sans, Asgore, or Asriel no one will shit on you

if you like any of the above you will be shit on by a few people but you can ignore them and they won't keep bothering you as long you don't get defensive about it

>female burglar
I'm just gonna say damn America can be weird.

YOU WORTHLESS OXYGEN-BREATHING FOOL
HOW DARE YOU TRESPASS THIS AREA WITHOUT THE PERMISSION OF THE GREAT WILL
IT APPEARS THAT YOU WISH TO BE TERMINATED WITHIN THIS HOUR
OBNOXIOUS WORMS LIKE YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF WITNESSING OUR MAGNIFICENCE
THE GREAT WILL DEEMS YOU UNWORTHY OF THE GIFT OF LIFE, SINGLE-MINDED INSECT
BUT YOUR SALVATION IS STILL POSSIBLE
BECOME ONE WITH THE GREAT WILL AND YOU WILL BE SPARED
CHOOSE WISELY IF YOU ARE CAPABLE OF DOING SO

reminder that goatfags are all arabs and have a sub 90 iq on average

>THE GREAT WILL
Fuck off lawfag

>hair

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You have to watch your back in the south. Addict women play the chauvinism down here to their advantage. Most get off completely scott free on minor shit because, shucks she's just a sweet little girl.

Wrong
This is canon

ACTUAL LIST:
Stephen-Hawking Tier:
Asrielfags
Floweyfags

Above Average Tier:
Fishfags
Alphysfags
Dadfags

Normies:
Sansfags
Papfags
Botfags

Low Intelligence:
Momfags

Sub Human Monkeys:
Charafags

Ok all done. Please judge me

HOW DARE YOU INSULT US BY CALLING US USING THIS NAME
WE DO NOT SEEK ORDER
WE WISH TO SPREAD FURTHER
IT APPEARS THAT OUR GOALS ARE FAR BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION
INSOLENT CREATURE WITH ONLY ONE BRAIN
CANNOT UNDERSTAND SUCH CONCEPTS

Great taste aside from Monster Kid and Temmy

>Stephen-Hawking Tier
>Asrielfags
>Floweyfags
Wrong, Asrielfags and Floweyfags are no better than Sansfags and Charafags, and as such, belong in Sub human monkeys.

You're alright.
Some questionable choices though.

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scalie fag detected

yeah im bullying you from now on

Definitely Alphys best character. Canadian 22 year old cis lesbian, forever alone, 5 nothing, fuck you, 5, O, blue-green, library tech, fuck you, 1 million, literally cup ramen, red wine, emu.

Reasonable,
although your opinion on Mkid, Chara and Sans may get worse because of Shitposting.

this is pretty horrible

no way user, monster kid is my bestie, we shared an umbrella and that forges an eternal bond

Objectively shit taste desu

well everyone here who likes him only likes him for shota porn so good luck with that

everyone is a gotefucker

I'm just giving you a heads up,
also never call Mkid an "Onahole, Fleshlight or Flashlight" and never talk about eating Mkid, there is this one user who will draw shitty Microsoft paint images at you and uses no capital letters or punctuation besides periods.

well it can't be helped

Diving in after the spider!
Bringing the spider back to land!
Drying the spider and giving her a dry change of clothes!
Quickly getting the spider back home!
Wrapping the spider in layers of warm blankets, giving the spider hot water and turning the heater on!
The spider recovering from the extreme cold!
Reprimanding the bully for taking the spider to such a dangerous place!

pretty good taste desu

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuckiiiiiiinnnnnngggggggggg aaaaaallllpppppphhhhhHHHHYYYYYSSSSSS! This dirty, uncivilized bitch always leaves mess in the toilet, like what the fuck, is it so hard to clean your piss from the seat and wipe off your fucking shitstains from the bowl you fucking scaly neanderthal?!

Different person but

Asriel
Burgerland
25
Male
Gayfag
Single and mengele
6'1
190
12/13 depending on brand
O+
Light brown
Long haul trucker
No clue, I'd rather remain ignorant than receive a score that confirms I'm an idiot.
Homemade venison spaghetti
Coffee
Dogs

go away metatron
only mettaton allowed here

What's with the thread, did you have a hard day?

do you listen to Undertale music on the road? is your CB handle something nerdy?

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My tier list is the most accurate one:

>Feculent halfwits
Fishfags
>Naive jackanapes
Papfags
>Pathetic whelps
Dadfags
>Insignificant wretches
Lizardfags
>Unworthy beldams
Momfags
>Meddlesome brats
Charafags
>Pitiful lunatics
Floweyfags
>Impudent braggarts
Botfags
>Worthless insects
Asrielfags
>Lowly worms
Sansfags

yes actually thanks for asking

>Long haul trucker
That's interesting. Do you have to deal with random "DPF regeneration" blocking you on the road?

This list is factually correct.

I'm not a whelp...

Needs more work put into it.

Don't listen to him user, he's just mean.

Oh, I'm sorry user, I hope things ease up for you soon.

Good night /utg/

what about the dummy and mkidfags

Insult me more, daddy

Don't come back. Better yet, don't wake up.

appreciate it senpai

Goodnight user.

Mere peasants are of no concern to me.

go back to hell and stroke your dick there

Honestly, half of what I've listened to this year has been the ost and remixes. The rest was /mu/ shit.
I never bought a cb, adds too much stress to an already stressful job. These days the only people that really have them are people hauling oversized things and older men bitter about the golden days of trucking. If you drive for a major company you get a constant stream of hate. Surprisingly similar to places Veeky Forums honestly.