>be me
>gtr fanboy
>14 yrs old
>never driven a car except for mom's hyundai in a empty parking lot
>assume gtr is the best car since it can go fast
>know nothing about the car
>assume a stock gtr will outperform any other vehicle on earth
>even a rocket ship
who has more annoying fanboys
>At the gym
>Bunch of dyel skinny Persian kids start talking in their language
>overhear "GTR sooo fast, 500 horsepower" among them
fucking dune coons don't know shit about cars
>be me 13
>love classic cars
>think muh v8s are the best engines ever made
>thinking nothing is better then a goddamn mark iv big block chevy
Little did 12 year old me know that I was right
>muh v8s
>implying that v12s aren't 4 better
I hear the same shit every day but in spanish. They see a GT-R at the track and they drop their spaghetti like bitches.
Fucking spastic and uncultured swines.
>babysitting 10yo niece
>ask her favorite car
> "GEE TEE AHH"
>tell corvettes are faster for half price
>disappointed look on he face
>I begin to laugh maniacally
>she begins to cry
TOLD
I'm 16 tho. Not 14.
>corvette's are faster
They aren't tho.
>inb4 fake lap times
Calling it now
Kill yourself already, you spend more time on here then I spend with my fucking eyes open
t. Gm's marketing team
Holy shit do you ever leave this place loser?
Yea, when ur mom calls me.
>2015 stock z06 11.6 quarter
>$78995/11.6 = 6809.9 $ per second
>2015 stock gtr makes 11.2 1/4 mile
>$103000/11.2 = 9196.6 $ per second
corvette is faster per dollar
>using "i'm poor as an argument"
underage b&
All shitposting aside I'd rather own a z06 than a gtr.
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if you drive a z06 regular people will take pictures on the street
if you drive a gtr only fangays will take pictures on the street
>people will take pictures
Yes, yes they will.
pretty sure mom hates niggers,
specially those of the autistic busriding variety.
sry
>cue array of spastic ocd replies
this
lel
>n-no! don't use my trigger words
>u-ur autistic
Lol
My point exactly. Performance wise both cars are nearly identical with a slight advantage going to the gtr but a z06 Corvette is a smarter choice in America. People know what a corvette is here. It's a head turner and conversation starter. Go to any car show with a gtr only enthusiasts are going to know what it is. Line a z06 up side by side with a gtr and the z06 will get more looks. Both are great high performance sports cars but a corvette is America's car.
I agree, the corvette is a head turner
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>ford fights back
Sorry, i was laughing too hard to quote u
called it
>slight advantage going to the gtr
If by advantage you mean weighs more and slower, yes.
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I can't tell Pez, are you pro z06 or gtr. You seem to flip flop when the meme starts going.
>fake lap times
The corvette can't even complete a lap without exploding
>$79.99
lel
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>moonrunes
does anyone understand this stuff?
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>prezo ragequit
Guess he can't keep up (just like the corvette after a lap)
>コルベット
>ッ
Can anyone explain why コルベット has ッ in there? Why not just call it コルベト?
happy thoughts user
Hello Australia, how are you today you cunt?
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thanks for proving the point in op user
how is the 8th grade treating you
Not an argument. Stay mad.
ive driven an r35 on a track, its an amazing car but it honestly felt like a mega camry. it was almost so easy to drive that it was boring. and it feels REALLY heavy around turns.
Hi prezo
And GTR fanboys unironically prove the OP right. And don't even understand that they did. Can't make this shit up.
Korubetto/korubeto
>wanting pistons the size of soup cans
lol
faggots arguing over two cars they wouldn't even see but for the internet, much less ever own.
>alphonse
Ayyy Alphonse long time no see is it shit posting time now
>Korubetto
Ah fuck, I keep forgetting ッ indicates a double consonant.
Stay btfo
Doesn't the popularity of the GTR come from the engine's potential?
>popularity
>GTR
I assume you mean outside of the USA, right?
>be me at 13 years old
>think the RX-7 is the illest of ill
>guy across the road owns an FD3S, always parked in front of our house
>friends come visit one day, ask if that's my car
>yeah, my dad and i are fixing it
>nigga you the illest of ill
>start up GTR
>throttle it as hard as possible
>shitty nippon engineering causes hood to actually open up from the meme horsepower to torque ratio
15 year olds will defend this
how many percent kebab is that man? like are we talking 2-300 percent here?