/owg/ - Overwatch General

I need that full video in my life

Can you fags either just post the actual link to the Symmetra rework video or at least remove it form the OP? Its cluttering up the OP as is

>doing really good with [insert hero name here]
>someone from enemy team mirror picks
>focuses only me as if out of spite
This tilts me more than troll picks

Who is the smartest character in Overwatch?

I honestly believe I'm 1000 SR above my rank. I've been climbing yes but that's by carrying as Ana which is not as reliable. I know I'll get to at least diamond eventually but it's not fair when people with less gametime/experience/game sense/mechanical skill that get calibrated leagues above me.

>tfw you will never take young Ana's virginity

Doomfist gonna be a big african nigguh

Junk

1. Winston
2. Symmetra
3. Mei
4. Torbjorn
5. Mercy

Sombra is probably up there too.

>Be Zarya
>Out damage our DPS
EVERY FUCKING GAME

Post tsilly_ana.jpg

>tfw cant find a all brawls playlist comfy game tonight
>6 minute que and counting

does no one else play the brawls?

we have two

There is no worse feeling than being D.Va in masters with 4 golds.

Mercy's the only one with a doctorate or higher. So, officially her.

Winston is the smartest in terms of science potential, mei follows 3rd because her degree doesn't matter.

>Play Zarya, D.Va or Hog
>Gold medals in damage, probably eliminations too

The only DPS hero who can compete is Soldier, and people want to nerf him already.

*Junkrat

MD < PhD

Mercy is a bimbo slut

Black hair Hana!

Daily reminder to always be nice to your healers :)

Yeah, I treat my biotic fields and gas tanks well.

Jesse McCree
what a dreamy week..
/blog

A doctorate is just an academic degree that qualifies the holder to teach at the university level in the degree's field, or to work in a specific profession. It isn't necessarily a badge of intelligence. You can be a doctor and still be dumb as fuck.

...

what about us supports? Surely you have to appreciate us dedicating our whole time to keep you topped up!

>referring to Winston as Harambe when there's no punchline
How long is my block list and why is it always South Americans.

Smugglers blueberry

>ult as zen
>team runs away and dies

5 facts about hana song:
- She stinks!
- She never shaves!
- She doesn't bathe!
- I love her!

Holy shit. High level competitive Overwatch is literally the same 6 character in every game on both teams...

>zen ults
>flies away from the team and stands next to the enemy anaboosted ulting soldier
IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT

>Five games of at least 2 gold medals
>Five loses
>-200SR
What is the point of skill based matchmaking if it pairs me against people of equal skill with people of lesser skill.

Reinhardt, D.Va, Zarya, Lucio, Ana, Soldier 76, right?

That seems to be everybody's default team right now.

youtube.com/watch?v=NkfMqPeglyc
is he right /owg/?

I wonder which of those other "facts" are incorrect?

explain THIS

I wanna sniff and lick her all over.

>teammates shoot reflecting genji
>i die

literally fucking disgusting

>seagull wins a 1v1 against an aimbotter
>aimbotter says "i'm not even trying hard"

But could Seagull win against our boy enumbre??

pants of shit, coughing fit

That was actually nuts

post a link? I don't watch streamers often

I want tocum all over her when she's cryo frozen, having her watch in horror knowing that if she breaks her cryo my cum will splash all over her.

JUNKED

Why would you do that to Mei? She just cares about the environment and wants to be your friend....

How to make Sombra viable:

Cut Hack's CD down to 8 seconds

Make Translocator's CD count down from the moment you throw it instead of the moment you use it or it expires

I wanna be more than friends

day 123123123123

killfeed still scrolls the wrong way compared to every other FPS

Make the cool down for deploying the translocator and jumping to it seperate.

Reduce spread.

Hack isn't interrupted by taking damage. It also goes through shields.

Really, all you need is for her to be able to hack without being interrupted.

She fulfills her purpose in a teamfight if you can have her take down the enemy Rein's shield.

>justlet-melive
Good taste.

Is Winston worth playing. He looks like he's fun.

>team heaps the blame of their loss on Widowmaker/Torbjorn/Symmetra
>opposing team replies about how good they were and how much trouble that player gave them
>silence
I often think that that has to be an epiphany for them. That they're just not working with that player and changing their strategy.
That's not surprising, though, that people don't think in terms of strategy or composition function. "The easiest is the only one that works".

>welcome to EAGLE point antarctica

am I the only one that hears that?

If it's cold enough, won't the cum just freeze and shatter when the crystal breaks too

>I often think that that has to be an epiphany for them.
I think the vast majority of people playing this game lack the self-awareness necessary for an epiphany.

I wonder if I was in your game because I saw someone do that recently.

How do I find out the exact details of the game I am after?

-How does D.Va's ult charge up per second, per hit, per headshot, etc?

-How does the alternate ult to suit back up charge per variable?

-How much does the damage from her drop based on distance?

-Is there a ceiling on these maps because it feels like my trajectory gets altered when boosting up sometimes

-Is there a way to test out her ult repeatedly so I can learn how to boost/throw it in an arc correctly?

>mfw a literal faggot playing Mercy kept hitting on me the whole game
>he tried to add me
>he won't stop pming me

what do?

>black hero has the lowest skill floor

What did Blizzard mean by this?

Mei is PURE

Ask if he crossdresses

Just let Mercy suck your dick and stop being a faggot.

ask him to be your healslut

Purity demands to be defiled

Can someone explain to me two things:
1. Why do people play Roadhog on defense, what does he really add?
2. If you have bad internet why do you que up for competitive?

Are low FOV aimbots still a meme?

example: Ben Carson

roadhog is great on defense

I already have a healslut friend who is an actual female

Gay

I'm asking why, just saying "he gud" doesn't tell me why.

1. Giant wall of flesh, eats bullets for breakfast, can use hook to pick the healer/squishy DPS if necessary.
2. Imagine how dumb the average person is, and then realize that half the population is dumber than that.

Change your strategy to work with
>hero that doesn't touch the objective in objective based game
>hero that might work in 1 from 100 cases due to surprise effect and is countered by literally anyone and the enemy team will switch to counter him
>hero that's shitty version of Mercy, who is already shit enough, and can't even heal

Also

>5 people should adapt to work with one special snowflake when there is better and easier way

Ok.

I think he's better on defense on attack for one main reason. On defense you can wait near a flanking entrance and pick off genjis, tracers, and pretty much anything else that tries to push behind your team. If you land the hook, you instakill them and they get no ult charge. On attack you're more vulnerable because you're the one pushing them.

>be Reinhardt
>King's Row
>always go out side door to avoid the possibility of Ice Woll and surprise the enemy at the choke
>one particular match
>"Follow Reinhardt, hurry, I know exactly what he's doing"
>no idea what the fuck he's talking about
>panic
>we take the point easy

otoh getting a pick is much more valuable for attack

what? why?

>Enemy Reinhardt just dances around outside the choke every time

How are these people so shit?

Christmas comic incoming. The time is finally here.

How do I play Rein correctly? Serious question. I usually hope we get some picks and then push in. Do I just put up the shield and just push toward the point and hope my teammates kill everyone? They usually don't kill a thing.

Name one thing wrong with removing this thing from the game.

I'm now gold as a D.va main

How do I git gud? >:3

the rein is the front windshield of the car, not the motor
if lucio isnt speed boosting or calling a push and his team isnt getting picks theres not much he can do but farm ult
not that shieldbotting in a doorway makes a good rein player, its just that reins cant really compensate for their teams inability to do shit without doing something retarded and getting lucky

Shut up, you have infinite ammo. Being D.va main I know how fucking piss easy is to get gold damage.

You flail around like a tard and create space for your dps and also build up your supports ultis

Find a 4-6 stack, no other way.

Don't make the mistake of just standing there just shielding and doing noting else. If you see a chance to break through and pin their Rein or a Healer then take it, try to avoid pinning D.Va's or Roadhog as chances are you won't kill them.

Also trow your Fire Strike out as often as possible

>4-6 stack

what