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feline males!! post them!!

not until we stroke each other's gc

>harem
>group of grown men playing hideous female avatars
>you can practically smell the BO
wew

>only 1 paragraph dedicated to my waifu

At least I have the calendar...

I include clayman and 2 songs on reroute but nothing past that. 94-00 In Flames is the true era. Jester race was their best album, followed by a tie between whoracle and clayman.

When people say gc on here do they mean grand company?

Girlcock.

lmao shut yo fuckin mouth bitch

Who are the nice people in xivg?

SA

me

Good man

It's not like they could tell you anything you didn't already know anyway. Ol' Haurchefellover was an open book.

I like the last line.

Guffy

>Bestiality edition

Avoid anyone posted by these people
Avoid soft
Avoid DRAKN
Avoid ook
Avoid rarex
Avoid elk
Avoid suya
Avoid seto

I understand why people dismiss clayman but I think it was a lot better than colony. I really don't like colony that much, tone feels a lot different from the rest of their stuff before reroute.

Avoid the Noid

Now I want pizza you pizzashit

Seto is nice!!

Have a slice for me when you do

Basically avoid any poster here and just stick with anonymous shitposting.

S.T
U.N
S.J
L.C

Don't...

>LC
Hahahahahahahah

In life celebrate their company, in death celebrate their life. A smile better suits a hero, and in much the same way does too many jelly-donuts write you out of the story forever with a really bad stomach ache.

Correct, do not hang out with /xivg/
There is a reason new people disappear when they go to Balmung.
Avoid EVERYONE and find yourself a nice RP FC away from them and sit back and watch the thread.

Im pretty nice. But im not famous yet.

The shitposts must flow.
Does it count as being in Soft if I hardly play and don't interact with people anyways? I'm not nice either way, just wondering.

Most of the nice peeps aren't on Balmung.

Really? Seto seems like a nice guy (or twink?)

im so lonelY

Seto is a lying backstabber
He will ignore you if anyone who gives him more attention is near
He's been samefagging himself in the thread recently to gain pr for god knows what
Do not believe the lies
The man is friendly facade in human form

Androna you know where to find me if you ever want to talk.

You just answered your own question

Just end me.

wanna hang out with me and my eb?

I meant do I count as being in soft, Dingus.

>pr
>on a Mongolian throat singing forum
CANNOR MAKE THIS UP.

does Seto require elimination?

Aranea is great, I hope we get to duel again
Seto is pretty nice yes, he tends to exaggerate reactions sometimes so it might give people the feeling like hes offended or being mean, but he just is a very energetic person from what I can tell

sure who are you two?

Find life and love anew.

>tfw no roulette buddy

Oh well

tfw want to die

I mean, I kinda have... It's complicated though.

you'll need to make an alt.

My sides!

Don't worry. I'm sure Honoroit will be legal eventually.

Love is kind of gross. Don't wish that on someone.

what server? and why an alt if I may ask

Love is only gross if you treat it like a jar of gack and knead it with your fist to make farty noises.

GOD NO.
If anything I can't wait to see if they'll make Alphi look like an adult one day.

how do I get pub to play with my gc..

I am almost certain that isn't as gross as love is. Love always causes really stupid scenes in movies.

If I must

what class and server?

If the game goes on long enough, I'm sure they'll make him a less bullyable size. Which is a shame.

Plenty of things cause really stupid scenes in movies!

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balmung and I'm a decent dps

Suya is nice!!!

h4h4 just kidding

You can have the memories of bullying him, but personally I'd like to see what he looks like as a young adult... It's cute to bully someone who is taller than you as well....
I'll never forget my one true love though.

Yeah, but love is the biggest offender. We can do something about the ridiculous scenes caused by flamboyant clowns another time.

are you a catgirl who shitposts about girlcock all the time?

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Well however it goes I'm definitely getting my mileage.

And yeah, never forget those that come and go, in joy or sadness, they helped you grow.

Actually the biggest offender is dogs. It has been statistically proven and I totally did not just make that up.

no I'm not even a miqote

Dogs did nothing wrong. Not even in Underdog, and that had a flying dog.

>grown man playing female character
no, i'm good

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fuck off you're not me

are you EU time?

Wow that's fucking dumb. It should have been called Overdog.

Forget the alt part. He got off. I can meet you on balmung if you still want to talk or whatever.

NA! Just up early today

Offer pits and frotting

No, because then he wouldn't have had a deep and meaningful name.

Remember to remember.
It was hard to move on, but I don't think he'd want me mourning forever.

>Doesn't deny he's a male playing a female
>EU
Tell tale signs of a grown man

What about Updog then?

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Just visit and tell him about your adventures every now and again. Also sometimes wear a muscle shirt and flex.

Japanese Haurchefante would want it that way.

Hollywood has stagnated and you PEOPLE are the cause.

I feel like that name better suits a chihuahua

Hollywood stagnated when they kept making romantic comedies. Underdog is not to blame.

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the hell are you talking about idiot

NA there too but its like 5am for me but i havent done dailies, i'll be on later on in the day if you still need someone

Who do you think wrote all the comedies?

That's right. Your beloved Underdog has been behind it all this time. And no one can stop him. Because he can fly.

I'm calling you a grownman
An erplord
The stereotypical shut in obese umwashed neet

Well, if he managed to write another Bridget Jones movie, I think he should probably sell his writing talents so that he wouldn't need to fly, he could just buy a private jet.