Craigslist thread - YLYL edition

whats wrong with the alarm?

do they tend to be shit?

they are rare as fuck and a lot of other peoples dream car. get in line cucko

>orangecounty.craigslist.org/cto/5819696972.html
looks neato but he's doing the scumbag cl pricing. 850 on the title but 1500 obo in the description. fuck him

"Ultimate 530i full M package"

>After stock rims

Fucking what M8

>>Infinti G20t
$2k
165k miles

newyork.craigslist.org/fct/cto/5878987938.html

thinking about copping.

thats clean senpai

you could honestly probably pop out that dent, but its hard to tell in the picture

for 2k thats not bad

ya dun fucked up

ya lol, also thinking about this.

>800

seems really low for a car that clean

I always flag ads like that.

That's because it's intake manifold is probably busted.

>Dirty as fuck
>Engine life probably near rebuild.
>Those paint chips.
>Doesn't take a picture of the whole dash

I will say the interior looks mint but not its not 36k

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whadda ya think Veeky Forums?

Is it worth the $100?

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Because the $150 each ebay rims look sick yo

>1987 Mazda Rx7 GXL
>137k miles
>Bride Evo Low Max seats
>$3000

newyork.craigslist.org/que/cto/5891215298.html

>2000 Honda S2000
>8k miles
>2 owners
>completely stock
>$24k

newjersey.craigslist.org/cto/5891649092.html

look at the pic of the engine bay. you could practically eat off it. Showroom status tb h

>orangecounty.craigslist.org/cto/5819696972.html
Wassup fellow OC nigger.
HB reporting in.

bump

cnj.craigslist.org/cto/5855548375.html

is this nigga serious

Where's the laugh or the lose?

Car doesn't look terrible. But that story was top-tier cringe writing.

Hey Baltimore bro.

you got told in /dbt/, no.

>Post funny ads, shitty ads, interesting ads, rare ads, from your local craigslist; or just your favorite classics

kill yourself my man

macon.craigslist.org/cto/5866034359.html

That might not be stopping me...

>Stallion trike
>19500
>recovered stolen salvage title

littlerock.craigslist.org/cto/5884493660.html

>littlerock.craigslist.org/cto/5884493660.html
That's the worst title condition I've ever seen.

No craigslist ad has ever made me laugh harder than this one. It doesnt exist anymore, but I posted the text here, so enjoy

carthrottle.com/post/a2v7l9e/

Aftermarket alarms are notoriously retarded and i would bring it up as a reason to lower the price.
Fucking hate them. Worse are aftermarket immobilizers slapped onto a car that already has PATS. Fucking morons think anyones gonna actually steal a car by NOT just towing it away.

Buy it and relist it. Pass the torch

Reverse scumbag him and say you wanna look at it and only give him 850

1979 Ford F250 Ranger 4X4
100k miles
$3300

newyork.craigslist.org/fct/cto/5892449496.html

ocala.craigslist.org/cto/5892986322.html

>pos turbo miata
>pvc intercooler piping
>untuned
>thinks his zero fucks given decal gives him a free pass to nigger rig everything

this is what those haggard garage faggots spawned

columbiamo.craigslist.org/cto/5886597085.html

filename is appropriate

orlando.craigslist.org/cto/5877488713.html
>bought on 911 when my cousin died in the world trade center

orangecounty.craigslist.org/cto/5893854534.html
fucking wew

newyork.craigslist.org/brk/cto/5886929681.html

living in ny is suffering

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I think that boy fucked howard. Also, checked

He wants so badly to be John Green

Wow! One of my buddies at Villa Park is selling this.

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miami.craigslist.org/mdc/cto/5814516941.html
Is this legit? Seems kinda low for a terminator but I'm guessing that's cause of the mileage

Is he fucking delusional?

>convertible

jackson.craigslist.org/cto/5855885935.html
Some guy posts a 2008 BMW for $2500 seems too good to be true

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boomer mobile

springfield.craigslist.org/cto/5874230331.html

>$3K
>"ran when left"

I am going to start a scientific study as to why boomers think this adds or means anything when they say this

What it means is possibly no mechanical issues when it was parked, so in theory, the only damage would be what occurred when it was sitting, such as water in the engine, or mice in the electrical. Or possibly nothing at all, just needing a fuel system lookover, probably ignition lookover, and fluid flush.

That's an awesome truck

That's not a terminator. I would not touch that with a 20 foot pole.

dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cto/5889099639.html
>It is painted and looks great IT'S not a wrap
Are you AMERICAN enough to own this?

>cancerthrottle
Please leave.

I would get that

this is someone's dream car
wow fucking moron the lot of you

don't you jersey niggers salt your roads

>only 1 pic

it is

I'd drive it.

old people think their shitty stories and memories adds value to the car. not even kidding.

>shitty story
>car is documented with proof that it was in movies
>adds value
no shit.

palmsprings.craigslist.org/cto/5859848474.html

>a steal at only $19,000

offer him 3k then block his number

>No it is not bullet proof but steel

>19k for a 30 year old tofubox
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MAD THIS MAKES ME

are you fucking retarded. its a 99 not a termi

sacramento.craigslist.org/cto/5869063111.html

Are Buick LeSabres any good as a cheap DD? Though the milage may be too good to be true.

Just want to make sure, would you touch it with a 30 foot pole? What if I had a machine to eliminate the weight so you could move it by hand? 40 foot pole? 50? Would you control a robot remotely via the internet which controls a 60 foot pole? Would you drive the car over a 70 foot pole? Would you rear end the non-terminator mustang with another car causing it to roll over an 80 foot pole? Would you control another car with a 90 foot pole to cause it to crash into the non-terminator shitstang causing that piece of shit to roll over a 100 foot pole? Would you be willing to import and pay for a 100 foot pole, if it was from france? Would you ever even bother with a pole over 100 feet? What about a 110 foot pole? What about a 200 foot pole? what if I threw in apex seals. Contact me immediately.

this rx7 looks nice and guy says it just had a small engine fire
6k seems like a good deal, should I check it out?

dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/cto/5884128624.html

I've already followed up and going to get mechanic's contact info. Then I'm going to start harassing him too.

>automatic

Kek

What do you goys think of this aw 11?
miami.craigslist.org/mdc/cto/5868786447.html

Definately not a ylyl..looks like a good project start to me

Go for it. Comfortable and gets good mpgees if it's not a lemon and youdon't drive like a maniac. Managed to get 30-32 mpg on a trip to Tennessee.

Page 10 bump, because this thread is slightly better than the rest of the shit.

i'd drive this fucking thing so hard dude are you shitting me right now. YES. YES i would drive that everywhere. I love everything about the wrap alone

This man must have been scammed pretty badly
asheville.craigslist.org/cto/5875768247.html

I had a couple scammers contact me when I had a car listed. He must be a total retard to fall for their terribly obvious bait.

This car just looks so sad.

>I had a couple scammers contact me when I had a car listed.
story?

Senpai do I go for one of these?
madison.craigslist.org/cto/5896198079.html This one seems a bit too cheap even for a project
madison.craigslist.org/cto/5859875346.html This one is clearly hiding a few things, but it's still only 2500 for a functioning fiero

Just the usual "I'm in another state but interested in your shit, will you accept a money order?"
craigslist.org/about/scams

Also I misremembered, one was for a cheap gaming PC I was selling. Dude who bought it turned out to be hispanic, and of course he drove a semi-riced Honda.

>eldorado for sale near mint condition, 40k no lowballers!

I keep getting ghosted just trying to sell my old truck wheel/rims

Fucking infuriating how these numale faggots get to bully people.