Dota 2 General - /d2g/

TEAM NP WILL NEVER LOSE!!! edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>STATISTICS
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>NEWS & STREAMS
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Previously on /d2g/:

what is it with azns and flipflops?

ANIME B T F O

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post the naga eating the fish

>believing in Envy will weebs never learn?

in china they just go barefoot but that is fucking disgusting so we make them wear sandals

>thirty posts early to force your shitty anime OP

mods should step in desu

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wait so Pyrion doesn't like anime either? is he our guy now or do we still hate him?

THICKKKK

Give me a buff

PLEASE BOYS HELP

>old chicken
>loves anime
>China's worst mid

>EE
>loves anime
>NA's worst mid
Really makes you think

Does somone have the homer simpson patch meme? the one with the sub.

unironically a little bit

Daily reminder that if you've got a big dick you know that anime is garbage

The future of weebs is on the line

Lets hope it's decimated for good and people are forever embarrassed to be associated with such degeneracy

DEX vs STR

BASED

LAMN & SLACKS

LITERALLY

OUREST

GUYS

DESTROYERS

OF

ANIME

AUTISTS

>over 30 memes early to post your retarded weeb shit

KYS

pyrion has always been my guy

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

Can you read the fucking thread and end yourself faggot ?

kys yourself

>Miracle
>watches anime
>EU's best mid
The lesson here is that anime is best consumed in moderation.

what does NP stand for

why pyrionflax is invited to events

>NP WILL NEVER ____
Why is the bottom right side of this picture left blank?

hes nu-male SJW incarnate.
of course he dislikes it

Naga you're late
and I am the best ILLUSION now

No Presidents

siractionslacks is hilarious

why all the hate

This is the worst general on Veeky Forums by far.

NP WILL GET BTFO

AKARI IS THE BEST

So we can fill it with their current state, you dweeb.

>seeing the shock on "big dick" lanms face
yea I don't get it either, slacks is perfect

what a bunch of autists
fuck off reddit

My only guess is that he does it for free.

She is! Great taste user

fuck off zai faggots

>have thick 8 inch dick
>hate anime just like Lanm
anyone else know this feel

I'd like to see a president thread take off on reddit

Sheever doesn't care about anime either

They're all the same, mr. reddit. Fuck off

they need as many European panelists as possible because that is where the biggest viewer base is still

>Ehome actually banning Shadow Demon
Holy shit an actually smart team.

kys you fucking homo fag

Not quite

>NO SD OR LUNA
WOW SOME REAL DOTA.

are you implying i'm the one that tweeted to him?
>homo
>implying i'm not a woman

>Amer al-Barqawi the Jordanian Jihadi
>EU's best mid

Swedecucks just bring it upon themselves, don't they?

Threads were chill during the OG game

What went wrong?

NP WILL NEVER LOSE

just need to ban mirana now and envy will literally feed them to a win

low energy

I hate it!

DELETE THIS
Anime make you better at dota

this
I have no idea how it gets through every single time

>EHOME BANS SHADOW DEMON
>NP BANS LUNA
HOLY SHIT NOW THIS IS DOTA

>NP
fucking guess

Teams either think they can deal with it or the prioritize other heroes.

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redditors dont realise its not Veeky Forums, the entire fucking internet hates them
the way they act superior to equally autistic communities like imgur makes it even better

euros were asleep

good thing EHOME are fucking irrelevant and LANM is still riding the coattails of DK glory days.

>panel of analysts
>sheever and pyrionflax
>combined mmr of 5k
>analysts

can someone explain this fucking bullshit?
where are the ex-pros that actually have an idea?
thank god for winter/ merlini/ fogged
sheever is definitely sucking someone's dick to keep getting invited to this shit, she is fucking clueless about dota

but it wins every.single.time
even when not paired with the luna

What the fuck is this bodytype
she looks like a tall dwarf

>can someone explain this fucking bullshit?
INSIDE CLUB BULLSHIT.
>where are the ex-pros that actually have an idea?
Pajkatt, Fear, PPD do not care enough to work at SLAVE WAGE FOR VALVE.

When Lycan became bad Terrorblade and bad Drow. Oh how times have changed.

what about slacks

At 1/2pm??

Guys imagine Mirana burying her face in Luna's fat sweaty ass

BANE?

BANE?

reddit likes her and i want to fuck her

i really wish pyrion flax would kill himself though

>All you faggots roneryfagging because a pro player has a hot gf
Holy shit you guys are delusional, don't you understand that they are nothing more than trophy gfs? Once they stop playing professionally/earning good money they will break up instantly. Just look at Blitz, his gf broke up like 3 days after he announced that he'll stop casting.

You should be happy that you aren't so lonely that you feed a succubus your money, time and soul just for her to guaranteed break up once you're at your lowest.

Apparently it takes 10 stomps before ''''''Pro''''' players realise what's happening

ill imagine you instead

hes a big meme

EHOME CRASHING THE ANIME PLANE

bantz
being an adult

i mean surely sheever isnt that bad, at least she can play tidehunter or soemthign and not completely fuck up

icefrog here, hope you're enjoying the games

>tfw Luna will never sit on your face

why even live bros

fear and ppd doesn't care because they are millionaires and still get dosh from Twitch while Pajkatt is dying in the streets.

slacks is horrible but at least he's not paid to provide any insight and just to do cringe interviews and segments
wouldn't give a shit if sheever were doing the same thing but acting like she's got anything worth saying on a panel is asinine

wait is this a mid EE juggernaut lmao

>That guy with a fucking champagne glass.

>no Drow
>no SD
>no OD
>no Alch
>no Luna

First real game in the day?

I wish to be inside sheever's cleavage

I can see why people have giantess fetishes now

>ex-pros
Where are they now: Dota edition when?

bane is the ultimate anti-linkens hero. NP are fucked.

>1:15 AM CET

drop the patch already you sandnigger fuck

...Bane?

Why are there no black players in the professional dota 2 scene? Is valve racist?

WHO'S AT YOUR DOOR?