Trapped S.O.S

What are they gonna do, a drive-by? Walk the fuck out and make your stupid mistake elsewhere

But i know 1 worker here. Some bitch i went to high school with

so? if you are buying new, you have all the power. stop being a not frat GDI fuck

Jesus fuck you idiot. Just walk out.

"I'm not interested." BOOM

Loudly shit your pants before asking to try out their most expensive car

You trying to fuck?
No?

Leave.

Turkey not ready

>Allowing a fucking car dealer to employ the Reid technique on you
If you have neither a reasonable cash offer nor a firm understanding of finance leave now.

Even if you are, fucking leave.

Is a fiesta SE for 15k ok?

What does it sticker for? Is it cash or financed? What are the terms.

tell them you'll only make an offer after they guarantee you that old hs slut's number

Just get up and leave. You aren't under arrest. Fuck these people.5

Sticker
Asshole came back with 19k price

Tell him he's full of shit and leave, then threaten to report him to the BBB. Stop being a fucking cuck

72mo $268

Holy shit no.
>You can't have the car you want but how about a shitty version for quite a bit more than you wanted to pay?

Why the fuck are you still there

That's a fuckload for a 16k car. Tell him they're full of shit and that you're leaving

Breathe deeply and memorize the following phrase
>"Do you even have a warranted off-lease FiST on this lot?"
No? Then leave. Stop letting them confuse the issue.

leave. don't do it. just buy a civic for 3k. Don't have a 3k down payment? kill yourself.

Old civics are fucking gay

His original plan of trying to get a FiST for $15k with a warranty was a good plan, there's even room for some negotiation but he should have never signaled one tiny iota of reception to another trim.

BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS

then it'd be a perfect car for you :)

This is what I got

Veeky Forums meets /R9K/: the thread

>Sale Price: $17,620.00
>Down Payment: $3,800.00
>Amount Financed: $19,179.35
Is this a joke?

Sale price was 15k
The service agreement is 3.2k

How to get rid of service agreement?

Wtf is a service agreement and why is it almost 4k

By not buying it.

*Free maintenance and oil changes lel.

>Free*
:^)

Free oil changes, free tire rotation, free tuning

>$4k
>free

LEAVE

>11.9%
Leave. NOW!

LEAVE

No, that's worst case.
I qualified for 0%

...

Hope you enjoy your $4000 oil changes on your 15k econoshitbox OP

Is this for an SE or an ST? If it's an ST and you toss that service agreement right in the trash it looks pretty good.

Pretty sure he said st somewhere above

They are raping your budget. Stop being a faggot and tell them to fuck off.

Rip OP

They said I can get rid of the service agreement
19,179-3,250=
$17,9xx

Should i pull the trigger?

Yeah but then he asked about an SE later leading me to believe they're successfully giving him the old switcheroo

For an ST that's acceptable. Won't do much better through a dealership.

YES
get rid of it

pull it

Can you not even use a fucking calculator? I suggest you to leave, because you're obviously in a thieve's guild and that's the worst level of Thief: Gold.

SE, sorry for the misunderstanding

>service agreement
>only basic maintenance

Ho ho holy shit

My service agreement gets me literally anything diagnosed and repaired for 50 bucks, anywhere I want. What kind of shit dealership are you at!?

Can /v/ fuck off back to /v/ already?

your math is fucked

Yeah, how much did you pay for it and how many times have you used it?

LEAVE NOW RETARD

LEAVE YOU FUCK JESUS CHRIST LEAVE

Fuck no tear that shit apart and throw it in their fat faces. You don't even want an SE what are they doing to your brain?

holy shit you need to leave you dumbass
i assume you've already signed

Well, sorry for having other interests besides cars.

$15,929 for a new car and 0%

Is it worth it now?

if thats what you truly want. why did you start the thread saying you were getting a FiST and now its FiSE?

Only if they include the first transmission rebuild.

Less

Because he's getting mindfucked by these dealers

less what?

>this thread

obviously the guy doesn't have the balls to leave, nothing to see here

No, DO NOT LET THEM KEK YOU
you have gone from fun cheap performance car to soul-less econo-box
You should be able to get a 2016 FiST that the dealer is clearing out for under 18k.
GO SOMEWHERE ELSE

Less money
Sorry, the money emojis didn't go through

it's been fun

>wordfilters
*kuck

I can see it now.

Salesman come back from bullshitting with the finance officer:
>Here's our offer
>H-hang on, lemme check with some professionals
Proceeds to watch as OP spergs trying to enter the captcha.
>Image size exceeds limit
OPs face when.

you cant say cuck now?

Maybe I had a weird Freudian slip
cuck
Or it'll be filtered for me again and you just used some
>muh sekrit club
trick to make it appear normally

this thread is bait

Fucking business sharks around here, just a board full of Trumps.

Run you fool

looks good to me boss

whelp

so is it over. where's your new shitbox op?

What?

If this is bait it's elaborate. We might be facing a legit retard getting scammed live.

so to summarize:
>op goes to dealer for a fiesta ST
>gets cucked into buying an SE instead
>pays as much as an ST due to some shitty $3500 service agreement
>11.9% @ 72 months financing on a new car
>entire thread tells him to run
>surely he's signed by now and has a new car designed for fat women

>mfw reading this thread

...

DISGUSTING.

FUCK YOU OP

>20 grand
fucking lel my civic ex-t barely cost more than that
this has to be bait

I remember I went to a pretty reputable dealer in my area. After being tailed by the sales person I told him my budget and he quickly brought be to what I described as the poor lot. Basically outdoor lease returns that had been sitting in a parking garage with the lifts. Some of the cars had major just issues from rusty metal dripping on what was once good paint. This fucking piece of shit then had the nerve to be like this are the types of cars that your budget buys. I was like yeah ok let me look around. I do that and he is like let me get my manager so you can meet them...Once he left I was like fuck this place and bounced...I went to another dealership which was across the street and started to look. They saw me and waved like hey I'm back come talk and I just waved back and went to go talk to other dealer. BTW the difference between the cars they showed me was night and day.

WTF is "Total Financed Aftermarkets"???
Shit wont stop bugging me and I can't find it online