/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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hasnt it been purge for about 2-3 weeks now? the fuck yo

Blame comms for wanting to start it so early. I'm a good boy, I wanted to start warning at 900 and trigger at 950 like last time which was really smooth.

>Accept invite to gtag
>"Hey I'm the 950th member"
>Immediately kicked for not having dont purge me as profile status

edit: don't blame comms because not all comms wanted to start the purge this soon so it's unfair to blame them all. blame me instead
t. blater

It's raining, but not snowing, because the developers of this game are worthless fucking hacks

well if it makes you feel less autism den do it

>tfw you post shitty pic in wrong thread
fuck you cuckstar dont tell me how to play

You're such a cuck

jrv is so fucking gay lmao

Bitch please, stop blaming yourself, comms just like to hype shit up, which is why I said I wanted to do it, but I never took an initiative.
Signed, Nessi, who started around 800 fucks.

Is rockstar fag kill?

Languagez, are you currently connected to Playstation Network and paying your digital copy / physical copy of Grand Theft Auto - specifically the Online portion of that game?

yes
Youtube shitters fault

>tfw cockstar won't be cool and drop the snow with the update and give us more time to have snowball fights and Impromptu snowball 3000 rallys

m.youtube.com/watch?v=WChTqYlDjtI
Never forgetti

Can i join the /gtag/ group on pc?

Social Club is SuperDudley

Accepted

>Release gone in 60 seconds update
>its snowing

Trailer??? Wheres my trailer??

Why is there no /gtag/ Discord?

Should i make one?

UPDATE IN 5 DAYS!

GRAB IT WHILE YOU CAN, LADS!

>believing in fake trips

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>they specify when the current update is ending by day

I believe it.

I just applied to the PC group as well, don't know if I also need to post here. I'm succAesthetic

Anyone available to help with a sale?

>I can't read the OP
Gotcha

Soon

Yes

hi i like gta post gta

That sucks, fuck off to gtaf

is the winter/snow map out yet?

no

Muh dick

>guessing

Post monkeys paw wishes about the update while reply posters ruin it

Does anyone remember the name of those 911s with the 944 front end? Those looked cool as fuck.

>guessing

>retro Comet comes out
>its a roofless 928

You are predicting where the player will be, anyone can, and everyone has done that, it's not like you are some god who never misses or something, I mean you just missed in that webm, come on now mate using a homing launcher is EZ.

I think I've seen you snipe people at some crazy angles and distances, and that was really cool, but still welfare launcher is for anyone.

>60 car garage but It's 60 mil

>all cars leaked are in the update
>rockstar spaces out the releases
>the car you want the most comes out last

>I mean you just missed in that webm
not really

youtube.com/watch?v=iIQndaj5DKQ

youtube.com/watch?v=Q3AGRbyqLI4

good nite /gtag/
good mornin austria

snow when?

is this all you fuckin do

languagez, u on m8?

Wouldn't be the first time

Yes.

why u here if u dont like gta whaats gtaf

FUCK thats a good one!

>amphibious vehicles exist
>they are utterly useless on land and water with one one seat and get flipped easily

They should add a submarine. 4 seat, cant be locked on when under, maybe not even visible on map, maybe a homo launcher...

He said there was a amphibious quad bike right? If so I might get it

More heist pls

PLS RESPOND GUYS

PLS

I wanna know if its comfy time yet
I missed it last year cause hospital

>comet comes out
>no mods

I'll put you back in the hospital if you don't watch it

I'd like to see you give me food poisoning you little faggot

its usally last day of the year iirc
i want to comf too m8

holy fuck i sold one of my cars today and just realized i comfed the entire last winter in that car now im feeling shit thx fuck you

>comet retro comes out
>it looks bad stock and the only mods are RWB-tier bullshit

rwb?

60 car garage with skylights available for all offices but the view is stuck at maze tower

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You don't know who I am, you don't know what I know. Just watch what you eat, kid.

I'd like to see you try faggot.
15 days to xmas
no fast food
no shit restaurants

>mfw the captcha is food

I - I like it

This goy... Meme magic will put you down before me

>Hunting pack is double RP/XP
>literally no one playing it

Sheeeiit anyone want to do some hunting pack? its probably one of the most fun adversary modes.

implying
I bet you cant even figure out my country, let alone continent.

>60 car garage has custom shop
>doesnt do bennys mods
>the lighting is fucked so colors and chrome are weird

Specifically posting Rotana, which is possibly their ugliest experiment, is a somewhat cherrypicky move desu.

Also, I doubt that the mods for the stock are going to look RWB-ish, they'll probably want to save those for the Custom version.

We'll meet, you'll eat, and I will be enjoy GTA's snow filled holiday as you lay half dead in some 3rd world """"""""hospital""""""""

>3rd world

STRIKE ONE

because since its r* they will not go for the mild stuf and go striaght to 3km wide spoilers and bumpers wider than banshee 900r

how soon after the update hits will the new garages become chop shops?

>>Too proud to come to the realization that he lives in a 3rd country.

It's not third world, it's our world!

THNX!!! Lots of trailers!!!

>It's not third world, it's our world!

STRIKE TWO!

Do I get strikes for saying the same thing?

is it alien world?

i honestly just don't like the widebody look at all, i'm really hoping the standard retro has not even slightly flared fenders

Do you get strikes on 2 balls thrown in the same spot?

What fucking sport are you talking about

nice try

for arguments sake, sports ball

what ports do I block to allow empty pub session?

>being a fag

just unplug your router for 5 secs

Just don't get sick this holiday, buddy :'^)

Guy who was making a downhill race last thread. Is this a bit better? Or is this too many checkpoints?

Here's the old one for comparison.
rsg.ms/14b49b9

>being retarded

pastebin.com/m81PhrvT

use netlimiter