Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Spartan is cute. CUTE!

you will never bleed from happiness

>All greek team
>5 syrian guys named Omar

Really makes you contemplate.

>tfw have a gold maybe next time card that I didn't play because ad finem are literal whos

Is it a bad idea to confess my love to a highschool crush over facebook?

KPII KICKED

FUCK THAT AUSSI ABO SHIT

our

twitter.com/pglesports/status/807021854863060992

fucking

twitter.com/pglesports/status/807021854863060992

boys

>5 Chinese teams will be eliminated by the end of the first round.
CHINA BTFO
RICE FIELDS IN FLAMES

Are Ad Finem /ourunderdogs/ ?

fuck, I missed the post-match interview, were there any solid memes?

4 SLEEPS REMAINING

4 SLEEPS REMAINING

4 SLEEPS REMAINING

4 SLEEPS REMAINING

4 SLEEPS REMAINING

Does your school not have a roof?

>didn't practice
Based AF

the 'cuck' word?

POST BEST GREEK WAIFU
NOW
NOW

FOR AD FINEM
FOR GREECE

No that's a pretty good idea actually

No.

RTZ loves to kill passion.

If it comes down to it, will he try to assassinate his own team's chances or those of the greeks?

go away /pol/, all Americans are going to be eliminated tomorrow

>Didn't practice with Morph
>Wrecked chinchonks with Morph

always do it in person online is cowardly and a turn off to women

>implying
It wont be released until feburary

>over facebook
How much of a pussy can you be

Might as well ask her out through text and when she rejects you tell her your little brother was using the computer

Now for the real question.

Who is the greater Chad
Spartan, or Swindlezz?

post yfw when Greece gets a free pass against to finals now

LGD and DC/NP are nothing for these Greek Gods of Doto

VP AF finals

...

Slacks was literally Hitler and told a guy with pretty weak English to speak whatever he wants to the crowd.

>LGD vs LGD.FY
wow they really made sure a chink team would get in? so is it pretty much confirmed Valve screwed Execration?

>This guy walks into your lane as morphling
>he hasn't practiced it

What do?
Can you even touch him?

slacks just gave the guy the mic and the guy spartan was so excited he could not speak.

according to spartan they randomly picked morph for the carry even after hes only played the hero once

...

SEVEN SEVEN THREE
TWO OH TWO

Jesus, Slacks is cold motherfucker
>Spartan obviously stumbles over his own words and has no fuckig clue whats going on
>Slacks hands him the microphone and tells him to talk to the crowd
Just imagine how he must have felt because of that lmao

what happen?

We're not going away for at least 4 years :^).

Greek can afford to pay debts soon.

you do realize top picks in group can choose who they wanna play right

slacks told sspartan to talk to the crowd despite the fact he doesn't speak english
spartan dropped that they only picked morph once in scrims by accident and never practiced it

>DOESN'T PAY DEBTS
>HATES SHITSTAIN WEEABOOS
>KICKS CHINKS OUT OF TOURNAMENTS
>POWER OF FRIENDSHIP

O U R G U Y S

He's going to be so broken.

What's with all the /b/-tier random girls?

We have our own dota goddess

spartan by far, swindlez is just a turbo-autist who happens to not be fat

she lives in a different state.

AF so happy its so fucking great. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GREEKLADS.

THE BASED GREEKS HOLY FUCK.

...

>tfw got a rush when my team won are battle cup game
>cant imagine how there feeling right now

see

They're so excited, it's amazing

I really want a DC vs Ad Finem TI7 final.

He let spartan go free on the mic.

Honestly it was fine, I can only assume people are projecting their anxiety?

man you dont fucking care you just won against newbee and youre fucking fired up

BIG FAT FUTA COCK

Me on the left

She's probably getting fucked by some nigger right now, while you're being a faggot

I want sheever to ravage my asshole with her thick veiny futacock

ENDURANCE RUN

>pizza face
>a chad at all

lmao

Best girl!

Anyone else feeling super hyped for the rest
This feels so fresh

>roast me
>there's nothing to roast

Why are women so shit?

>me when Ad Finem win

wow man im so insecure!

is ad finem the new navi?

Hestia, Persephone, Demeter > Athena

you have to be cooler than that. facebook is a good idea but you don't want to let on just how into her you are, it'll scare her away. just ask her out to do something with you. If she says no- meh, I say go for the hail mary and confess your love, but I think it's more likely she'll agree. You don't want to seem desperate.

YOU'VE GOT MY DANDER UP

Why is her cleavage wet?
Why is her pussy so puffy?

thats a big benis

boards.fireden.net/vg/search/image/9Fj-jD8xHEGCKFqhqtRxWw/

You're the one falling for shit bait

Stop falling for generic overposted slags

>Thanks Purge

>when your entire bracket and fantasy team gets knocked out in the first day

Fucking hell

>make a team with friends
>get top 8 at a major and at least 100k dollars

Well that was some great hype dota
Now it's time to relax and chill with some soothing Chinese vs Chinese Dota.

Crack open a book, do some yoga, just relax /d2g/.

Batrider is it

Dost thee know the concept of a fecal posting?

>THICC
>no tits

I'm not sure how to feel about this.

who knows haha

>Americans voluntarily brainwashed themselves into believing that fat is attractive because of muh "thicc" memes

ALL SIGNS POINT TO CONFLICT

Best combo pleb

>China

What went wrong

>nothing to roast
>5 head
>obviously small breasts being forced up
>nose ring
>shitty ear ring
>6 head
>pale face/yellow body
>shit eyebrows
>blemish under nose
>moustache
>literally a slut looking for attention

i can continue user

BRUHAHA

china absolutely BTFO
I can't even imagine the reactions on sg

ONE WORLD IS MUCH LIKE ANOTHER

Will china lose this last game of the day?

Chinese are so fucking ugly compared to the greek chads

>Only way china can get to quarter finals is through a guaranteed match

>Purge still saving eSports.

We don't deserve him ;_;

Shouldn't they release a blog post or something before the actual patch hits?