Yeen and the Auts

Veeky Forums I have a story to tell you.

Fuck you for exposing me to these people.

Part 1/?:

>be me
>run into someone from the last SoCal Veeky Forums meet
>seems like a nice person, a little autistic, drives a Fiat 500
>lets call him Yeen
>Mr. Cummy thought it would be a good idea to bring this guy along to the meet (you fuck you could've prevented this)
>stop for lunch at the diner on ACH with the people from the meet
>Yeen sits directly across from me
>hes very talkative
>to the point where it is almost irritating but I don't have the heart to tell him to shutup
>asks if he can have my phone number
>ehhhhh
>give him my Telegram
>"haha I'll friend you when I get service"
>...
>"we should meet up sometime"
>hhhh okay
>drive to Mt. Wilson before heading home
>have fun on the touge, btfo a Miata in my shitty Frontier
>fuck around at the top
>getting late and I need to get home to feed my dog's
>ask if the Orange County people want to leave
>most say yes
>Yeen desperately wants to tag along
>lol ok
>start heading down
>starting to feel a rhythm
>hit a slick spot and lock up the brakes
>save it and barely touch the curb on the way down
>no one says shit about it
>say bye to OC friends and head directly home

>get home
>check who friended me
>its a fucking furry
>apparently hes a hyena or something
>nopls.jpg
>read chat
>"hey"
>"hey"
>"u were fun x3"
>"I miss u"
>NO
>try to be nice
>"haha lets meet up"
>hhgf I'm busy
>he starts to get upset
>promise him I'll meet with him sometime so he'll stop being autistic
>for the next month every day he messages me with the same shit
>"hey"
>"hey"
>"*nuzzles*"
>what the fuck

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>I stop responding
>starts to get angry at me
>out of nowhere says "I can see why people thought you were too crazy"
>what the fuck
>Crazy driving?
>"yes everyone at the meet said that you needed to stop drivin so crazy" (these are his exact words)
>kek ok
>"and clipped the side of the wall"
>"twice"
>"...:/"
>what the fug
>ask people from the meet
>no one knows what he is talking about

>be me
>be present day
>decide to hit some mad touge up in North LA to change things up
>message Yeen
>he starts to get angry I didn't tell him "ahead of time"
>wtfnigger
>tell him where to meet
>"okay I'll be there"
>fugggg
>drive an hour and a half through LA traffic
>finally get to the meeting spot
>hes not there
>text him
>"ugh like why didn't you tell me we were meeting now?"
>uh
>shows up 20 minutes later
>before we even start talking he tries to hug me
>NO
>can't escape
>this nigga is like 5' 3"
>hes basically hugging my dick
>NONONONONOO
>step away
>he then proceeds to have a monologue for 30 fucking minutes about "his friend's" cars
>o-okay
>he doesn't even want to drive he just wants to "talk"
>its freezing and dark in this shitty restaurant parking lot
>I'm damn near shivering
>every time I try to say something he instantly changes the subject
>uh
>okay
>finally interrupt and say "alright lets go driving"
>he seems reluctant
>"but I want to talk to youuuuuu"
>STOP.JPG
>drive the road
>ditch him pretty easy
>stop at the end of the road because its closed
>wait for him
>takes him time to get up
>he pulls up behind me and gets out of his car
>"this seems like a nice place to talk"
>its pitch black, no lights, and its fucking freezing
>lets go back
>"but I want toooo-"
>get in car and drive down
>ditch him again
>stop at the diner we met at
>get out
>he instantly starts talking to me
>please god stop

>"I'm hungry""
>wtf no nigger I need to go home
>"Lets go to this classic car place we can get food there"
>I kinda have to go
>"Nooo real quick I promise it'll be fine"
>Alright fuck it, but it has to be quick
>drive 30 minutes to this shitty place
>lots of classic cars, ye he was right
>"ok lets go get something to eat"
>okay cool I'll sit iin the car
>"no come on"
>I've come this far why not
>think we're just gonna drive through
>he starts to head towards the door
>NO
>he tries to open the door for me
>t-thanks I guess
>think we're just going to sit down at the bar and have fries or something
>"do we have a booth for twoo~"
>NO NIGGER STOP
>sit down across from Yeen
>this is wrong
>starts talking again
>hhhhhh
>suddenly it hits me as hes ordering a milkshake
>hes trying to get in my pants
>NOPENOPENOPE
>this is so goddamn bad
>wanted to leave right then and there but I didn't want to be a dick
>literally trying to get in my pants the entire time
>THE AUDACITY OF THIS NIGGER
>deflect all of his advances
>starts to bring up furshit
>NO
>he keeps trying to convince me to go to some furcon and get fucked and wasted
>about to lose my mind
>then he said the fucking thing
>I have never ever ever EVER tried to hold a laugh in so hard
>in my entire fucking life
>but he started talking about the elections
>and he fucking said
>and I quote
>"...You know the liberal utopia we [furries] are trying to build keeps getting ruined by these Trump people..."
>NEARLY FUCKING EXPLODE
>"and like Cummy is so backwards tho like... I don't understand why he loves trump so much like he's a furry like....?????"
>Try to dead end him by saying I like Trump
>o-oh
>suddenly
>He fucking whips out his phone and starts scrolling through pictures of his gay friend that worked at the DNC
>why am I sitting through this
>IM DYING

>Veeky Forums

>then he goes on a 25 minute long monologe about going camping
>And without even thinking he starts talking about how "cute" some guy is in a picture
>and he shows me and says
>"We shared a sleeping bag"
>AND FUCKING
>HE FUCKING WINKED AT ME JESUS
>and I'm not fucking kidding you
>this nigger is eating mother fucking chicken tendies
>and starts using them as models to show just "what he did"
>Then he looks up at me and asks if I like guys
>uh
>"OH YEAH YOU SEEM LIKE ONE OF THOSE GUYS WHO LIKES CROSS DRESSING"
>for the goddamn second time he pulls out his phone in the middle of a fucking CROWDED resturaunt and starts showing me fucking homo cross dressing shit
>I really need to leave now
>finish my food as quick as possible
>now he's showing me picturs of people he met at furcons
>HES SHOWING ME FUCKING PICTURES OF MURRSUITS
>can see people staring at me
>"a lot of guys like my Yeen Peen"
>yeen peen
>yeen peen
>
>tell him I have to leave
>"uh okay"
>he asks for a box
>he stands up and makes me hold the box

>I don't even know if I can fully type this part out
>but
>we're about to leave
>"Oh I need to go to the bathroom"
>"do you need to go too?"
>n-no
>walks over to the bathroom door
>holds it open for me
>"are you sureeee?~"
>internally scream
>IM FINE THANKS
>outside
>about to get in car
>"oh yeah you wanted to sit in my car right?"
>he thinks its funny I'm 6' 6" and has some joke about me trying to sit in it
>goddamn it okay
>sit in passenger seat
>as I'm about to get out he closes the door
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>he gets in
>opens the service manual
>and starts telling me about every "hot feature" of his Fiat
>he talks for 15 minutes straight
>tries to touch my leg
>THATS IT
>explode
I HAVE TO GO
>"oh?"
>he tries to hug me
>fucking shout NO
>get in truck
>starting to back up
>hes trying to show me a picture of a dick through the window
>NOOOOO
>leave tires screaching

Veeky Forums - A magical place

>a magical place
That's /k/, you furryfuck.

It's all the same fucking shit dude. /k/ and Veeky Forums are infested

Help me

Iunno, m8. You dribe a post 2006 frontier. There isn't much much I can really help you with.

>2006

wow what a rollercoaster.

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

wtf i hate my thread now

My question is why you didn't just say "no". My advice is going to one of those $10 oil change places and leaving with only your oil changed and nothing else.

It's a good exercise in courage building and life and other shit like that.

I change my own oil, thanks. :^)

You did this to yourself you dumb motherfucker.
You cant give these furfags a single inch or they'll take the whole uncomfortable mile.
The moment you think something is up you gotta shut 'em down.
And don't invite them out alone if you cant tolerate them, goddamn

Wait a second, this post is actually better than the entire thread

I literally could have prevented this and I didn't. I didn't want to be a dick but now I regret every minute of this day.

lol I'm sorry

...

My suggestion
next time you're around, offer to drive with him around, or whatever the circumstance allows
Once he's riding comfy in your passenger seat for a minute, probably talking about inane bullshit, cut him off. some kind of non sequitur to get him to shut up for a second.
Begin rambling about gun laws, trump, the alt-right, your heterosexuality(ha); any topic that's possible to maintain a conversation with, but would make it uncomfortable for the other party.
if that doesn't work, he's already mentioned how he thinks you're a crazy driver, so start driving crazy.

Nothing better than making someone, that makes you uncomfortable, more so. it's like taking vitamins.

Thanks, user! Come over to the /ORG/ any time given your Frontier is 4wd!

I... think we're pretty neurotypical there.

Kek this is awesome. Thank you. However I don't really want to offer this person a ride anymore...

>tfw RWD
At least it has an LSD ;-;

>multiple occasions
>was persuaded by a furry to take him out to the jungle
>take him out to dinner
>take him out for milkshakes
>actually gets pity out of OP
And you tell him to assert his dominance. Do you really think he will do that?

>don't really want to offer this person a ride anymore...

Oh too bad you don't have that choice anymore.

I wanted this faggot to go away. I have learned my lesson now.

Kek

Why in the name of kek would you buy a modern Frontier 2wd? Do they not have F-150s in your little cuck town?

I bought if off my father. He gave me a fantastic deal on it and now I don't have the heart to sell it. I love this little truck.

Shhhhh. Don't be rude. Hasn't OP suffered enough?

The answer is probably no.

Hey, you know anyone in Cali that'll drive to the east coast and sell me a turd gen?

Physically? Thankfully no. Mentally? Yes.

A third gen Frontier? Where are you located my dude?

So... you haven't been physically satisfied, you say?

*tactical nuzzle incoming* "uwu lemme play!"

Ha, no, sorry man, I meant one of these

Story?

Lol, babbys first homo mire.
I'm a Veeky Forumszen, so I'm used to it.
Basically you do the same thing that you would with a fat chick.
Let them down gently, but firmly. Homos and fat chicks think they can persuade you with enough insistence.

Be a man, and let the furfag down the way a man should. Dont act like a woman and avoid him and make hints that he's supposed to figure out that you aren't interested.

"look man, I dont want to mess you around and give you false hope, I was acting a bit like a chick and trying to avoid the topic, but I'm straight. I don't find guys attractive, I'm sorry."

Thank you Kamerade. The main reason I didn't put the hammer down was because I didn't want to be a dick. I should have stated at first I was interested... at all.

Lost my first one to a minivan and have been hopelessly searching for a new one ever since.

Awe man. I'm sorry to hear that. ;-;

I did the same thing with my first homo mire. The story is equally cringe.

It's a learning experience. It's weird how you can just switch mannerisms if a dude comes onto you and makes you uncomfortable. It's probably what spurs them on, you assuming a non-dominant role.

The main thing is just to end this. It's already out of control, the dude basically got to 2nd base in getting you in his car.

Don't give up on cars you love man

Also don't get c(f)ucked by furries

At least I'm not alone in regards to this autistic shit.
>basically got you to 2nd base in getting you in his car
AAAGHHHHHHH

>Don't give up on cars you love man
Never

>the dude basically got to 2nd base in getting you in his car
fucking lol

Haha. I knew that would have an impact.

Mr cummy owes you a beer

>Don't give up on cars you love man
>Also don't get fucked by furries
This needs to be a banner on this board

Damn right.
>basically to 2nd base
Jesus

I'm seconding this.

Mr. Cummy is gay, dude. Why are you surprised he tried to hook his gay friend up with you?

but then OP would be lying :^)

I'm gonna buy him 100 beers desu senpai

I'm not gay bruh wtf you talking about, I didn't know the dude was that bad lol, I've only met him twice and both times were nothing like what happened to my friend here.

Ha, glad I could have a notable impact!

your words say no but your personal stash of feminine foxboys says "thap it you guyth"

These trips mean nothing gtfo and kys
My porn is mostly straight i'll have you know

>Why are you surprised he tried to hook his gay friend up with you?
Have you not yet figured out op is gay?

PRAISE

SHADILAY

Lol he's not tho

i'm having trouble believing this

I legit went through all my porn to rank it and it's almost exactly 50/50 gfur/sfur

is it strictly fur stuff?

Yes, I have zero human porn, haven't jacked it to a human in like 4 years

well uh. i have no further question, your honor.

Jesus Christ you were out and you literally instigated a meet with him a 2nd time.. you're a fucking loser op no wonder yeen got the wrong impression.

once you go yeen, you must take the peen

>"my porn is mostly straight"
>five minutes later
>"it's almost exactly 50/50 gfur/sfur"
>"i like miatas and dirtbikes"
>"bad dragon makes some good shit"

And your "waifu" looks like a furfag out of some sort of fucking hair metal band

I mean, let's be real. g/fur, s/fur. It's all gay.

P. much

Everyone in furry porn looks masculine and most furfags end up gay or bi HMMMMM

please do not insult "the king of mean" "the guy who saved AI" "the riff yiffer" "power chord engineer" " "the one and only" "the furry fury" freddie ambrose

Is there a male wolf?
I never got that far in the comic 2bh

His name is florence

I only read about ten bages to be hentai senpai

>his
Wow rude

*wow rekt

He just wanted to suck your dick, poor guy.

This was painful to read.

Get well soon.

>*nuzzles*
That gave me fucking cancer.

>DRIVE A TRUCK?
>MUST BE A KEK!

*nuzzles*

Kys

I thought the "public bathroom sexual intercourse" was just a meme and doesn't happens in real life outside of tumblr posts, which i saw on CommonFilths videos.

Good thing you didn't go in there otherwise you would have gotten
>vid related

youtube.com/watch?v=3aJkldmBayw

>last part is deleted before I could read it.
Did anyone screenshot it?

OP was fingered

...

My sides are in fucking orbit thank you user

Kek

how about instead of going along and sending the wrong messages to the autist by tagging along with his insane ramblings, why not shut him down immediately from the start and be firm with your decision? Why did you then continue to contact him after he pissed you off? Why couldn't you just tell him no?

tldr

OP can't say no to a furry. Gets mad when furry tries to nuzzle him and touch him repeatedly using cars as an excuse?

might as well post weird shit in weird thread

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>you sat across. I sat next to him at the restaurant by ach. His wallet said it all. He saw me notice his wallet and he flipped it over. Wallet was branded Furcon. But man I shared mutual love of teddies with the guy so I didn't tell anyone until now. I'm a big guy

OH MY GOD

OP WAS SUCH AN AUTISTIC KEKEE HE COULDNT TELL A GAY GUY HITTING ON HIM HE IS STRAIGHT

OP CONFIRMED NOT KNOWING HOW TO ARTICULATE THOUGHTS

>>be me

Who the fuck else would you be?

Holy shit, this guys sounds like he would be eaten alive by the older s/o/cal guys

You hung out with a furry and expected his friends to be normal?

Me looking like that mother fucker from Undertale, little did I know I was sitting next to Assgore Himself.

Fucking kek

>literally everyone looks like a faggot
lmao

Reason why I never go to meet ups, bunch of fucking wierdos. My mom just asked me why am I looking at a picture full of faggots

>that guy in the back giving the finger
idk he seems alright

B-but user WHY are YOU looking at a pic of faggots?

yeah, you're right. he looks like a complete mongoloid retard instead of a faggot.

*nuzzle* uwu