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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=570
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/

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me

me

this nyx is awful

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

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Haven't followed DotA since TI6

How do sheeverfags cope with getting cucked by ODPixel? Are they still committed to their waifu??? Do they mute the stream when he casts????

reminder that LFY is playing with two visa'd

fugg :-DD

how does he do it

bruce jenner without a dick

>do a pub
>teammate first picks PL
>we lose

wew, didnt even need to try to lose

>tfw only 4 days until the entire DotA community has their minds blown by Perception heroes

you come back to dota and this is your question?
but to answer you, they're in a stage of denial

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You really think that twink can handle the full girth of Sheevers cock?

There is enough of her to spread around.

>ppd draft
>crit draft

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where does singsing live now?

Singsing is our guy

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Perth?

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>play 4 games of Dotes in a row with my boys
>all of them go well over an hour, very close but we win each one in the end
I guess this is as close as I'll ever get to feeling like playing in tournaments. I'm physically exhausted after all that.

adelaide

LGD confirmed for shit tier team. Shit draft, shit jixing, shit nyx. What the fuck.

does lfy get promoted to main squad now?

NOT LIKE THIS LGD
NOT LIKE THIS

Pretty boring chink game to end the night on t.bh lads.

IT IS DONE

clicked the wrong fucking lgd lads

quick i need sheever webms

I was away for a while.
Did LGD win?

LFY won

MingLee

2-0, LGD confirmed for fucking garbage

>dun forget NP just btfo EHOME today
>who know wat gonna happen in this major

NP always beats EHOME

xiao8 won

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>All these 2-0
I am not going to make it to 50 predictions

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THICK

FUTA

COCK

Big Fat Sheever Cock

KEK
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>EG vs VP elimination match
the meme match of the century (week) in less than 12 hours, who do you think is going to win?

>Chobra desperately trying not to glance at his bulge

i don't even know why im wathcing anymore.

shoudlve jujst gone to bed fuck this fuck dota

>LFY goes 0-4 in the group stage
>LGD goes 4-0 in the group stage

>LFY eliminates LGD first round

But I'm sure the group stage wasn't a honeypot

>tfw DotA community about to get cucked by the introduction of Willpower as primary attribute

my neighbor

How did LFY do it?

Uhmmm chobra???????

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cuz this time dun have LB

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meme magic

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Reminder that Execration was replaced by LGD.

Does /OURMAN/ have anymore plans in store for the Chinese scourge?

>no more esports for the day
Fucking kill me senpai I took a nap a while ago and now I can't sleep until tomorrow's games.

How should I spend my night until esports?

He's always got the whole nation on his shoulders

no seriously though, what is that bulge supposed to be?

LGD play like shit?

Is that arcana for Rubick?

Not seeing a bulge m8.

the only remaining chinese team got two players visa'd

Is that not Chobra on the couch?
Sorry dotard, all these gooks look the same to me.

someone stop slacks

drink some milk and go to bed

It's Lumi

oh

its lumi, you'd know that if you played dota before TI3

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wtf i love sheever now

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Was the last match any good couldn't be asked to watch it

Will /our guys/ af be able to beat the chinks ez

>tfw got into dota during TI5
I'm 4k mmr though. That's not bad I think.

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leave china to me

are you waking up early?

That shouldn't be possible

cuck

Herr Direktor8 showed those godless chinks what's what.

>EG v VP

>10 am
>early

>VP or EG is going home tomorrow

these 2 are gays right?
i remember xiao8 saying he left newbee cause he want to win TI with Yao

Anyone know the current song?

Does anyone else hate single elim?

Post your reaction when EG gets BTFO by VP tomorrow

>VP vs EG
>DC vs NP
>OG vs OurGuys.Unity
I'm gonna have to get my smug anime girls in order for tomorrow

>tfw normie shit tomorrow and won't be able to shitpost on /d2g/ for EG/VP

I envy neets

No.

Its CISCUM next.

no

it's all or nothing when doing single elim

Is he truly /donaldsguy/?

>Implying Team America we lose to dirty ruskies.

Post smug PPDs.

no

>"they're"

HE is in a stage of denial is more appropriate
its literally 1 guy `