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ugh. I have to pick the princess here, right?

Try winning before turn 7

>Played 3 siegfrieds back to back against a haven shitter for game.

HAG SHITTERS CUT DOWN

would you rather have 100 fairy sex slaves or 1 elf sex slave

easy left

I require assistance in private

Happy to play if you would like, I am using a discard dragon deck. 73314

Time to post them and complain about the grind.
Been working on the Swordcraft flair, here's to hope I don't forget how to Forest because I'm sure I will be needing it later on.

Yeah when they keep killing everything I put on the board with their ebin unending arsenal of spells? Nah.

She's my wife, you can't.

I'd choose left. The big dude wins games by himself if properly buffed. On the other hand you don't know if you'll give the free fairies good use.

What did you get from the first pick?

Luna, Vampy, Isabelle, Erika, Arisu
Rank these girls in order of how much they sell their body for.

Next time I'll make sure to enter your room and discard all over your face.

Does anyone actually use deathmst dragon in face dragon? I mean she'll just end up killing your other non attackable followers like trinity dragon right?

silver bolt and tia

Since when did Bob Ross play shadowverse from beyond the grave?

DO
it for
HER

>Just won against a 9/9 master of canopies with woodkin curse+elf child may
Feels great.

A demon sex slave

>he post vampy
This is how you know someone is mentally retarded.

first pick was odin + will of the forest

that's just asking to get raped with their dicks

IM SO FUCKING MAD FUCK

Garuda is fucking bugged and everyone that uses him until cygames patchs that shit should kill themselves

>playing against storm haven
>finally manage to take control of the board with 2 hexproof Aurelia
>on 2 life points
>opponent doesn't have any follower or amulet on play
>topdecks Garuda and plays him
>THE FUCKER DEALS 3 DAMAGE TO MY FACE AND KILLS ME DESPITE NOT HAVING AN AMULET ON THE FIELD TO TRIGGER

fucking cheater piece of shit scumbag
the same thing happened to me on t2 too

>guy only controls amulet that gives ward to fat minions
>summons garuda
>it deals damage anyway

fuck you
I fucking hate this shit, patch it already this bug is costing me ranked points and t2 rewards

FUCKKKK

I-I'll do it for 30 gold

Twitch chat did some necromancy and it worked.

How can I have brain damage if I have a hardhat on, stupid

>going against dragon in TT
>opponent has 3 siegs and 2 dance of death
IT'S NOT FAIR

*Vania

No need to tell me.

Shit, who's next, Micheal Jackson?

HAH

>playing sword

i feel no sympathy for you

>Bob Ross
>Plays Forest and Sword
>Not playing Rune for infinite draw
>Not playing DShift so he can have happy little accidents
What an wasted opportunity

Love this pasta

Vampyfags are...

tfw she's useless

Shouldn't have gotten in his way.

Cute!

My aggro deck got BTFO by 2 Tempo Forest and 1 PtP Forest in B2.

Proper Forest play is this scary huh?

I'm thinking of joining the dark side.

>former soldier
>loves nature and its wonders
I'm not sure about that, user.

Dragon Oracle should've cost 1 mana, or give the draw reguardless of overflow
Aiela should've been a 3/2
Fafnir should've costed 8

How do I bounce this slut up and down?

How the FUCK is Dshift balanced? If they draw dshift on turn one it's basically GG.

Rate from PURE to SLUT

Eris
Vampy
Forte
Erika
Arisa
Isabelle
Luna

I know it's shit, but does anyone have a discard dragon decklist I can use as a blueprint?

I'd like to make one in anticipation of the new discard dragon cards.

RANDOM

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I keep getting my ass raped by tigers and banish in Luna vs Eris story fight

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If those where elf or sword cards/mechanics they would've had those statlines.

>that feel when 6 of the 8 hits of the Will of the Forest hits Temple Defender

Is this the most juicy ass on Shadowverse?

>Slut
Eris, Forte, Erika, Arisa, Isabelle

>Pure
Vampy, Luna

It's so unbalanced that it has got the lowest win ratio of all classes

Can I get a concede for my quest please?

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>Dullahan contemplating suicide through hanging
This image always bothers me

Trade after please.

Real talk people here say pure elana sucks, but it seems like you only win if they brick.

yes

hope they got bad draw or win by turn 7 8-9 like you're facing seraph

Arisa
Eris
Erika
Vampy
Luna
Forte
Isabelle (the purest)

>127 entrants
>I only have aggro shadow (incomplete, but playable) and dirtrune (barely incomplete)

too fierce for me.

I am inclined to believe that every single one of them is pure. Even Isabelle because she was only screwing her would-be husband.

someone help

i keep losing 7 in a row now.

No, it's Gauntleted Healer.

Can't you just attack face. That's what i did, and I won.

Add neutral cards in your deck then
The less you depend on necromancy and lastword, the less the banish will matter

the production quality of the 1st series was awful as hell.

Evolved Aesthesic Knight is my husbando.

What the actual fuck is she wearing under her ass cheeks?

too bad about the chin

>2
never understood why charons shit is so christmas themed

a ton of low cost followers and wards

>not oathless
Faggot.

why'd we restart

What happened?

Wew, just barely enough.

I want to be aroused by Beast Dominator, but I can't help but imagine she's going to stink because of those giant animals she hangs out with.

Face down ass up.

Unevolved version is even better. Dem feet tho.

Let me win please
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Put the midnight vampire down, evolve it then hit his priest. After a brief pause emote "I don't know what to do.." then hit him with razory claw

do you think isabelle levitates her boobs like the alt rune general gandalf does with his staff?

Thanks, fellow deviant heart

that just arouses me further

needs nail trim

I would if I was a big titty mage.

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>play shadow and lose to anyone
Well played mate. Good game.
>play shadow and lose to haven
FUCKING BITCH FUCK OVERPOWERED PIECE OF SHIT

If I had big boobs and magic I'd do the same.

Well there is a difference between losing a close match and getting absolutely butt fucked