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I like Jack

>I stayed up just to post this

2nd for MAD

3rd for unfucked version

>bread

Yeah?

are you bread?

bread is for pansies

real niggas eat ass

>man of indeterminate age found dead in own bed
>malnutrition cause of death
>plastic statue found in mouth
>athorities baffled: why didn't he eat food?

...

Its still fucked

>yakety sax
even after all these years, it's still funny.

I always thought Tali would be conventially attractive 95% human under the mask anyway

That said, the reveal was so fucking shit

What are some characters and their "muh"s?

>muh toothbrush

Note: This is what it looks like when an Asari uses a person with Downs as a template.
>this fucking captcha

>muh credit chit

>muh race

>muh perfect genetics

Will the Andromeda have the same shitty ass animations Bioware has been using since Mass Effect 1?
Also the face animations look horrifying.

See

Why do we have to be the galaxy's dues ex machina again?

Why can't we just be a normal guy for once, who only becomes a hero through great physical effort and minimal plot armor?

Why can't we start as a bouncer in Mass Effect Roadhouse? kicking BT thug ass and saving qt quarians from drunkard turian fucking shits?

Because that's not the tone that the series is going for.

Not the first one for sure, but it's a new galaxy, why is the plot yet again "muh ancient evil awakens, I'm the only one that can stop it"

Best Asari

Reminder that Quarians are absolutely disgusting gypsies that deserve nothing less than complete genocide

>spends all three games fighting for the future of her people
>ends up shacking up with a human or a bird-monster so she'll never actually contribute the most vital thing for the continuation of her people

What a fucking retard. Parents shouldn't have showed her that space-jew propaganda that promoted miscegenation

hard to shack up with anyone when you commit suicide

this

Nice try clanker

Try all you want, wont stop it from being the truth

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still the truth though

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>Geth side with reapers twice
>have no concept of loyalty
>literally butthurt lawnmowers

Only liberals like the Geth, I took great pleasure in shutting them down for good

>assumes just cause one genocides the filthy quarian gypsies that he keeps the geth alive

typical gypsie sympathisers

>ever allowing the geth anywhere near citadel fleets

They already get swayed by the reapers twice, whose to say they don't reach a """"consensus" """" just as the fleets pass through the relays and start opening fire on alliance ships.

The Geth are the Mujahadeen of Mass Effect

>whose to say they don't reach a """"consensus" """" just as the fleets pass through the relays and start opening fire on alliance ships.

Me, because they're all dead just like the filthy gypsie quarians

Shepard wouldn't have known what options he'd have before reaching the catalyst, siding with the geth is literally putting your trust in Osama Bin Laden

Which is still somehow better than trusting the quarians

>know that some geth venerate Reapers
>know that they all side with them at some point
>know that they can be hacked by Reapers
>trust them over organic quarians so you can be an edgelord on /meg

>trust a race of space gypsies that constantly betrays the trust of anyone
>they created the geth then tried murdering them when they wouldnt listen to their ludicrous demands
>literally tried to kill shepard multiple times

reminder that quarians are the worst race in the galaxy

>absolutely loyal quarians thankful forever because you gave them a homeworld
>synthetic soulless machines that will change allegiance literally without a second thought

Yeah, nice bait buddy

>quarians
>loyal

talk about delusional

>they created the geth then tried murdering them

You can't murder machines.

>reminder that quarians are the worst race in the galaxy

You can be a muslimgeth edgelord all you like, but don't ever deny that the worst race is the Asari

>but don't ever deny that the worst race is the Asari
I mean you right, but lets be honest here, aliens in general are the worst and all deserve a healthy dose of genocide

>I mean you right, but lets be honest here, aliens in general are the worst and all deserve a healthy dose of genocide

Why?

Because they're aliens?

Why does that mean they have to be genocided?

could you explain your position?

Absolutely. It goes something like this.

Humanity first, genocide all aliens and their sympathisers.

>Humanity first, genocide all aliens and their sympathisers.

So you keep saying, but why genocide all aliens, for what reason?

I thought I made that clear, well let me crystalise it for you, because they aren't human

Neither are dogs or bumblebees


do you want to kill of them too?

They aren't aliens, unlike aliens

Wait, when did they betray trust of anyone? Apart from the fact than noone trusts them, what did they do?
>inb4 stealing tech from Normandy

But you just said that the condition for genociding aliens was that they aren't human

Well neither are the countless billions of animals and insects also on earth, so why not genocide them too?

If we go to mars and discover a species of martian bacteria, is your first thought going to be to incinerate them?

This is 1600s Church of England tier stupidity

>spacefaring alien race accidentally comes across earth
>"Wow, intelligent life"
>first contact ground party gets murdered
>"oh well, let's nuke them from orbit and carry on"

I think he meant purging aliens that can do harm to humies. That means if you discover a bacteria that can exterminate humanity on Mars - you kill it. If you discover walking frogs trying to enslave one of your first colonies - you kill them.

What you think he meant is irrelevant, I want to hear it from him

>murdering humans
In their filthy xeno dreams

>comparing beings of intelligence to animals and bacteria

typical xeno sympathising mental gymnastics if I ever saw it

>youtu.be/NOIzH6UcoW4

Combat looked quite good, looked like there were a lot of options for mobility, and that it wasn't going to force you into a cover-shooting slug-fest.

The dialogue was atrocious though, and it's a bit worrying that out of all the thousands of lines of dialogue in the game they chose to use those few as an example.

Okay so now it's not all aliens, it's just the intelligent ones, sorry I just got a bit confused there as the goalposts weren't in the same place I last saw them.

So, humanity has just come across other intelligent life in the galaxy for the first time ever, and you want to destroy them immediately.

Why?...really, why? Other than "they aren't human"

They should have gone more cybernetic

Thats right

Only a small faction of heretics willingly sided with the Reapers, while the rest saw them for the poison that they were and chose to remain independent. Taking their actions and applying them to all geth is like saying Cerberus and the Systems Alliance is the same thing, despite the fact that they actively hate each other. The only reason that the main body of geth willingly sided with the Reapers was due to the creator fleet attempting to wipe them out, leaving them with no alternatives.

Freeing them from Reaper control makes them all true AI, capable of independent thought and emotion, with upgraded, constantly evolving code preventing them from being hacked by Reapers. After siding with them, they are willing to turn their considerable firepower (remember, all the geth following Saren and all the damage they caused were a small minority) towards the liberation of Earth out of gratitude. The average geth does not want war with the rest of the galaxy; it is a waste of resources and serves no gain, especially compared to fostering diplomatic relations with the other races.

>it is completely unthinkable to kill BOTH geth and quarians
>pull mental gymnastics about liberals and whatever instead

>Only a small faction of muslims willingly sided with ISIS, while the rest saw them for the poison that they were and chose to remain independent. Taking their actions and applying them to all muslims is like saying USA and Russia is the same thing, despite the fact that they actively hate each other. The only reason that the main body of muslims willingly sided with the ISIS was due to the US Air Force attempting to wipe them out, leaving them with no alternatives.

Freeing them from ISIS control makes them all true muslims, capable of independent thought and emotion, with tolerant, constantly evolving Qu'Ran preventing them from being converted by ISIS. After siding with them, they are willing to turn their considerable firepower (remember, all the muslims following Osama and all the damage they caused were a small minority) towards the """liberation""" of Europe out of gratitude. The average muslim does not want war with the rest of the world; it is a waste of resources and serves no gain, especially compared to fostering diplomatic relations with the other countries.

Batarians are muslims, but nice try

I see your point, but if they become true AI they are like Reapers in their early stages of evolution. While you don't have to trust the Catalyst on "every AI will eventually turn on organics" i think you can take Leviathan's word on it.

Batarians are figuratively BLM

well played

BTs are north korea you retard

No, thats krogans

no, they're muslims

Ouch.

The Krogans are Tlaxcalans ackshually

yeah, blacks, thats what I said

This comparison is blatantly untrue. Shepard took a stroll through the geth consensus and learned that they truly did want peace, allowing the creator fleet to leave when they could have easily wiped them all out at any time. Muslims are actively attempting to convert the rest of the world, while the geth are content to make their super servers and mentally hug each other.

The key difference is that the geth do not have core programming that dictates a certain goal must be achieved at all costs like the original Reaper AI, and that they will most likely be better after fighting on Earth with the rest of the galaxy.

Well, geth had overcome their programming when they become sentient, couldn't Reapers do it?

>Shepard took a stroll through the geth consensus and learned that they truly did want peace

Shepard saw only what the Geth wanted him to see, they were trying to manipulate him, they wanted to destroy the Quarians, but if Shepard convinces the Quarians to hold their fire on the Geth fleet, the Geth can't destroy the Quarians without Shepard perceiving it as a direct betrayal and would result in a direct war between them and all the citadel races who Shepard has allied together before the events of Rannoch takes place, which would result in their complete destruction

>expects robots to behave like traitorous degenerate gypsie quarians

theres a reason the quarians wanted the geth dead, its because they wouldnt behave like their filthy creators

no, they're north korea

nah, they're muslims

>expects robots to behave like traitorous degenerate gypsie quarians

They literally side with the fleet of doomsday machines intent on destroying ALL intelligent organics and synthetics twice

fucking twice

The problem with the Reapers was that they took their core programing to an illogical extreme, never overcoming it even with the implementation of the crucible. The geth would have no such problem, and would have the same goals as any organic race out there, but requiring much less resources and being more isolationist.

I would argue that the biggest threat to the geth at that point were the Reapers, not the Citadel races. I think I remember reading somewhere that the Reapers wanted to replace the keepers with enslaved and "lobotomized" geth after the keepers had started to evolve. Either way, the Geth could have just said fuck off and locked down their own borders. With the Reapers wiping the floor with everyone else no one would have had the power to stand up to their easily replaceable ships and ground forces.

nah, they're north korea

thats a funny way to spell muslim

I either destroy the Geth or save both then pick destroy, every playthrough, fuck synthetics.

you must have problems with your eyes because I clearly wrote north korea.

I say kill the quarians in any case.

I swear, its like both of us are on the same page, you keep typing muslim, i keep typing muslim

we're two peas in a pod we are

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The problem with Geth is that they think differently. What's stopping them from turning on organics just after the Reapers War? What if they calculate, that organics are the biggest threat to their existence and should be eradicated while weak?

This turian merc walks up to you and puts a gun in your face

what do?

>Its a /MEG/ becomes /pol/ episode

Comply because two of his buddies are aiming at my back.

North Korea
go visit an eye specialist.

Thats what im saying, we're like soul mates, we finish each others thoughts, I say they are, you say muslim

its really pretty great

The Batarians are BLM guys

nah they're muslim, krogans are blm

it stopped being funny a long time ago. BTs are north korea.

yeah, thats what I said, they're muslim

teaching your clumsy waifu how to ride a horse while she jumps every time it whinnies and then you ride back to your house as the on horseback with your waifu wrapped around your waist as the sun sets?

Are there any other vidya game where the setting takes place in the Andromeda galaxy ?

Sounds very XIX-century-romantish