Car lifehacks thread

Car lifehacks thread

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nigga what

>opening both burritos before eating
Nigger you open one at a time so the second one is still warm when you get to it.

I tried this and it didn't work with mine.

use your car's exhaust to heat your house

the second burrito is for the passenger, you fat fuck.

>inb4 keys into shifter slot

>eating in your car
>ever

Push your turn signal stalk away from you for better visibility at night.
Top your oil off from time to time with diesel

>not eating a nature valley granola bar in your car

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Buy an automatic so you don't have to waste time or energy shifting!

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sauce?

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You have to do it while driving at high speeds

I'm fucking dying.

No passenger may ever have a beer in the car. If there is an accident, any open beer will reflect upon the driver's ability to drive. That means getting a sobriety test which of course is noted onto the record along with the notation that there was open beer in the passenger compartment.

this is true though, manuals are for nerds

>captcha: select all pickup trucks

nice

Not sure that's gonna help.

The car was parked and it wasn't a beer.

lel

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its a fucking meem you dip

Reroute your AC to blow into your intake pre intercooler. Insane gainz

DELETE THIS

obligatory

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>Push your turn signal stalk away from you for better visibility at night.
kek

Sounds like a good idea for my stock pooper charged sub 200hp shitbox. Also the stickers I'm going to slap on are definitely adding HP

Remove all passenger seats.
Enjoy better acceleration and handling.

Use ventilation tubing from your exhaust to the inside of your car to heat the inside of your vehicle in the dead of winter.

>kek

Do high beams amuse you?

No just seeing it proposed as a life hack like highbeams are some kind of secret is funny.

In a pinch you can substitute a low oil level with plain water.

Make sure it's not salt water though... engines don't like salt.

I don't like you

Instructions unclear; DMV gave me a four-page report on why my car is unfit for the road and will be crushed within two days

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at last I truly see

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>You want pray game meme etc etc...

>dmv
>crush my car
man i'm glad my shit state won't ever try that.

Do you just lurch over in your seat to take a bite at a stop light?

That's insane. How did you get your car to have those gears? That is truly a hack among hacks.

>my friend did this in my car once
>never give him a ride again

I tried this, all it did was make my neighbors call the paramedics

remove dorito
add hamboigah

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The secret a lot of people don't seem to know is how to turn them off.