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>bloodbabby stops crying about blood every day
>someone starts crying about elana every day

>tfw might lose rank again

The game will die if Elana doesn't get nerfed

I hope you don't mind if I borrow Vampy for a bit.

I can help you with that. You can hold her hand while I let out my seed inside her.

>have a shitty unfinished storm haven deck I use for dailies as haven isn't my main
>use elana sleeves
I wonder if my opponents have ever mulliganed cause of it. I really like that sleeves are a customization option and that they're monthly rewards.

please do, make sure she never comes back

name ONE (1) card that causes more butthurt than elana

Don't worry.
They just gave elana haven more removal instead.

Looking for a Private Match win

ID:48149

themis is the real evil imo, not elana

ptp, dshift

anyone have that image of oppai luna with the attack and defense symbols covering her oppai?

>Seraph
>Forest in general

Sahaquiel and Gabriel will punish the traitors

kill yourself

baldy
aria
themis

why did someone tell me about rerolling
why do i have to be autistic

why why why

>20 days till Rise of Bahamut

Thanks user

hope you bring her to the incenirator

No

>that picture

Otohime of course.
Elana has only been providing salt since DE. Otohime has been making people salty since day 1.

>Sahaquiel
>meta-worthy

Ha.

thank you user

did they nerf elanas prayer yet

This is the greatest feeling ever.

>Can I get Vampy card backs or are they gone?
You get them buy buying her as a leader

Is there even a card that works well with it? There must be something new in RoB for it to pull

>Tfw you beat DShift as Dirt PtP
Remember anons, even disastrous match-ups can be overcome

I don't get pissed off at Otohime. She's more of a panic situation.

>oh shit oh shit, I gotta clear the board now they're gonna drop sage, why did I try to control the board with evos now i'm out this was a mistake.

Are you ready for more spellboosting?

you get a ton of free shit in this game, just get 2 useful legendaries for the deck you want to play and go with that

Not having to pay for packs of sleeves is fucking amazing. Got ding dong on most of mine.

no you mentally ill animal, she's just a female goblin

Aggro Rune will rule the earth

An user predicted that it'd a gateway for clash mechanic hijinks, I'm inclined to agree.

Post your favorite bronze cards.

why does alucard look like a tranny in this game?

Girugamesh shenanigans maybe, you can just go face for 5 two turns in a row

What should I look for besides Cerberus in shadow waifu?

YOU DONT BELONG HERE

>people playing satan dragon at AA
>and getting mad after losing twice in a row
I literally got the same guy two times in a row and he disconnected both times. It's like people expect shit decks to not suck for some magical reason.

Howl's a big one.

Lord of the flies

Death's Breath and Skull Beast

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Would she trigger fanfares? It does say "play from hand" rather than "summon".

>play Storm Haven on ranked for dailies
>go against some weird Kaguya Haven user
>his Kaguya ended up putting my Moon Al-miraj and Garuda on 1 atk
>dude pulls out an Olivia and absolutely buttfucks me until I was 8 hp
>immediately think he's going to kill me with his evolved Olivia and falcon
>doesn't kill me, just pulls out a ward and goes to kill my Al-miraj
I'm honestly confused on why he didn't bother killing me right away. I ended up killing him with Dance of Death + a 4/4 Garuda I still had on board.

Phantom Howl, Death's breath, Lord of the flies, Mordecai and Foul Tempest if you're into mid-range/control memes, but these decks are expensive as fuck.

i got zero (0) legendaries in my free packs and didn't know about rerolling. too late now

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I play Satan Dragon for my dailies and cannot begin to understand why anyone would try that in ranked

The line is, "YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS HERE!"

It's all about the long run anyway. Not rerolling isn't an immense loss.

the genesis dragon is literally a fucking god, why is he not a lego ?

I like foul tempest for aggro as well.

I use it as a barrage most of the time, but in matchups like dirtrune that card is a godsend.

usamin.love/card/trinity_dragon/j_summon.wav

Because Storm is his only effect. That and 9/11 is a power all its own.

Stop trying to give new players bad advice because you didn't reroll

I worded this very poorly, what I meant was
>Phantom Howl and Death's Breath
These two are used on cheaper decks, even if Breath is just a tech
>Flies, Mordecai and Foul Tempest
These are used on expensive ones, you can also put Breath here, since you don't need it to play aggro.

his flavour text says he can create life, in an instant

That centaur knight familiar of hers is so cool.

What's a half good budget shadow deck considering the higher cost cards I have?

I keep getting shadowcraft missions and it turns out I have 4 pages of them after bronze comes into play. I have no clue how shadow decks are supposed to operate since I don't have things like Lord of the Flies.

Nothing feels better than showing 9/11 to american bird.

wait its a girl?

Not if things don't return to the ooze first apparently.

UNRIVALED

>Play Aggro Blood in Unranked
>Tweaked from existing netdecks
>Included Dark General instead of legos
>Fight Satan Dragondick
>He Oracle's, Emissary's, Wyvern Cavalier'd
>Pulls Satan out
>I had lethal and just "Warui"
>Checking match results.txt

>yfw you draft midrange/banner hybrid in TT

I wanted to believe.

just because she shows her feet like a dumb slut doesnt mean she got great feet or is any good at using them..

posters these days...

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You say that, but there's quality feet all over the place.

As her husband, I can confirm that she has silky smooth feet and is very dextrous with them.

She left her husband though.

I'm sorry user. It's better to have the truth now, rather than be lied to, and find out later.

>not wanting to break winstreak in ranked
>trying Elite AI for getting the rupies rewards
>get raped harder than in ranked
If Elite AI is a taste of higher ranks i will really really hate StormHaven
Maybe i should get go back playing Forest from now even without Acient Elfs

I want to turn May into an adult!

Yes.

Why do I keep seeing this Dragonmeme deck in AA1? It's like some kind of Discard Dragon with occasional Flutes and it's absolute shit.

>you will never die suffocated between harnessed glass' thighs

>Rose Queen
It's not

Because as it seems every single dragon player at AA refuses to play a good deck just to make sure they can cry over the internet about how bad their class is when it clearly has a t1 deck. As seen here

I beat all of it with banner

I had dreams!

Japanese mythology Otohime =/= RoB Otohime

nice, is ptp your main wincon?

face it, man, you got cucked