Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Riki

Reminder QOP has the juiciest, most luscious ass in ALL of Dota 2

why no call it when you have 0% chance of winning?

Sand King.

I think he said Sand King but that was a while ago so it might have changed.

Supposedly he said Sandking was his favorite hero some years ago. Not sure about now.

twitter.com/wykrhm/status/807345416844886016

why is PGL doing all the majors wtf

>NP is going to win, you'll see

>Kiev
Nice

Hopefully VP doesn't turn total shit by then, or maybe Navi/Empire can field good teams

>that creep heal
hehe

nth for comfy

ETERNAL WEABOO YOU GUYS

clue me in on the day's memes

NA vs EU

>die
>buyback
>gg
BAFFLEMENT

Valve dont want ching lang chong corporation ever again

sand king, he has said it himself

One down, one to go.

>why is PGL doing all the majors wtf
THEY ARE NOW PART OF THE DOTA INSIDE CLUB.

BG

meh boring series

how long till Alliance plays?

OH FUCK THEY BANNED MIRANA AND ALCH WHAT DO I DO NOW???? probably

>ANIME

Ohh w8

I'm sorry but it appears to me that a team of 4 europeans is beating a team of 5 north americans at an NA lan

Don't worry, I;m sure slavs give american women the good ole balls deep pounding for your cucking pleasure :^)

NP gonna pick Warlock/Mirana next game if they can.

Draft fucking veno/warlock/OD then get stomped what a bunch of washed up weeaboos

posting smug anime girls isnt going to make them suddenly good at dota

NA ANIMESCUM?

>pick naga/TA
>win all 3 lanes, HARD

uhhhh animetards???

Misery is too motivated to lose this time

NP BETTER WIN THIS MAJOR

weeaboos = gassed

>VP will win
>EG will lose.
>VP will come back in game 2 and win.
>NP will win.

I thought Naga games are supposed to go late dotards???
why did NP gg out

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It's not like there are so many production teams to choose from and they have a lot of experience with the whole thing, so why not? You don't just hire another production team just for the sake of it.

WEEBO's BTFO

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>oh fuck they banned the retardedly easy to play mid heroes we lose

>Envy will CONTINUE to keep getting away with playing professional dota

why do they keep falling for the 'Envy isn't absolute DOGSHIT' meme?

BRUHAHA

lolbab here, are we winning?

ANIME

UP

IN

FLAMES

NP were only good when they got to play unprepared teams that didn't give a shit at honeypot lans

ive been the greatest terrorblade player in /d2g/ since the day i was born

whoah who is this seed weed

>entire crowd are envy meme dickriders

>cant come up with response
>"c-c-c-c-c--c-c-c-c-c-c-cucks!"

sad!

finals = EG vs DC

You heard it here first. NAdota reigns supreme yurotards btfo :^)

EU EU EU

Sorry but this man doesn't exist and his achivements mean nothing

Replace him with a black man or a woman

>3 DAY MAIN EVENT

THEY ARE KEEPING SINGLE ELIM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

COMPETITIVE DOTA IS DEAD

CIS have their own qualifier now

Are there any other picture of heroes in boots?

why does kelly dress like a slut when she looks so disgusting

i actually walked by her and her inbred looking child at dreamhack a few weeks ago and god i almost puked

The team with more na shits is losing that's all you need to know

BETWEEN THE PLA- shes qt actually

DC should firstpick Meepo and let NP get SD + Alch. Victory is still certain.

BETWEEN THE PLANES

Who else just waiting for the time EE loses not just the game, but his mind and then storms out the booth just blasting his opponents.
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT BULLSHIT, FUCKING CHEAP TACTIC
>DO YOU HAVE NO FUCKING HONOR
>ANY TEAM WITH HONOR KNOWS THAT YOU NEITHER PICK OR BAN THAT BULLSHIT STRAT BECAUSE IT'S JUST WRONG
>IF THIS WERE A FUCKING ANIME I'D BE FUCKING TRIPLE TI CHAMPION BY NOW
>YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS OUTSIDE? FUCK IT, I'LL FIGHT YOU HERE WITH MY TOTORO PILLOW BY MY SIDE
>Envy assumes a naruto pose
>COME AT ME THEN
>EE tries to pillowsmash the opposing team
>slips
>breaks neck, becoming paralyzed from the neck down
>opposing captain steps up to the mic
>SCIENTISTS BAFFLED

yuo make me sad again

ENDURANCE RUN

New improved picture =)

okay I'll balance it out then

>literally just showing EE failing over and over
based replay man

There's nothing wrong with single elimination though. Don't be afraid of change

WHATS THE FRACAS?

dem eyes

Not sure, nice image though.

That's about the gf that a dotard should be happy to get.

hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/af/Spir_move_26.mp3

How does he do it?

hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/aa/Spir_ability_charge_05.mp3

> was at work the whole day
> look up results
> EG 2 - 0 VP

Holy fuck, what happened? Did /d2g/ explode during that series?

We're still friends, right?

You better pet that real good or i'll break your fucking neck

>NP draft alch/sd/luna
>DC pick them apart with w33po
>w33 spams taunt the entire game
>moonmeander draws pictures with branches in their base
>animefags start demanding league of lelgends style bad manner fines

Envy deserves to lose in the most humiliating fashion.

CRASHING THIS PLANE

i bet sheeverfags would be more than satisfied to stick a dick in that thing

calling it now

EE invoker next game

we had 4 threads going in the catalog

Source on that picture?

nah everyone knows eg faggots just lucked out and VP had a bad day

Not really, people were just bringing back up Virtus Throw and the people who said that Russians always lose when it matters were vindicated.

They got put in the trashcan when noone bought a rapier and Sumail saw it with an obs ward and sold his radiance for a blademail then just ran at him.

calling it now

EE doubles down on the drow strat

anal really isn't that pleasant

right here

oh god yes please, why do you tease me so

i've always wondered this: Does repel reduce tower damage? I know in concept it shouldn't, but it always looks like it does to me.

>wanting loser bracket safety net for losers
they should give it 100% in the series that matter and that's it

>be ugly
>look hard to get
>everyone decides it's not worth the effort to go for you

>be ugly
>look like you're always 100% dtf
>guys with low standards and are too lazy to try hard enough to get an actual attractive girl will settle for you

Do you have the "Foreverially delitized" edit of this

google for "dragon next door"
good comic