Shit Driver General

ITT: We post times we crashed or almost crashed, and what car.

>Renault Clio
Was learning to drive and attempted to pass a bus while it was picking up passengers. BMW X3 appeared outta nowhere and there was a pretty nice head on collision. Not sure what happened regarding that as the insurance stuff was out of my hands, I was somewhat in shock but it looked pretty bad at the time.

>Audi 80
Scraped the shit out of some guys car once in a tight parking gap, I just drove off. Also once I parked too close too my neighbours fence at a time when the drivers side door was broken. I was too lazy to climb across the passenger seat into the drivers seat, so I just sat on the centre console and tried to tickle it backwards with the clutch using my right leg. Turns out operating the clutch is a lot harder with your wrong foot, I jumped the fuck out of the clutch and demolished his fence pretty good. Since it was like 1am I just parked elsewhere and no-one ever found out.

>E46 318i
Got a little too hektik while driving home (drunk but not too drunk), admittedly spurred on my a car full of pals. Ended up doing what I thought was a pretty epic skid but it soon ended in tears when I slammed the shit out of a kerb. Since the car was worth fuck all and I deemed it to be a right off (and I didn't want to be caught drunk driving), I fled the scene under the guise I was looking for a phone to call the AA. My assessment was correct, the car was royally fucked.

>E60 530d
Borrowed my dads car to pick him up from a casino (well, part of the night was spent at a casino, so I gather), dinked it a bit while backing it into the garage. Not much more to tell really.

That's about it for me, never really had any notable close calls.

I bumped a Lone Star Ram backing out of a Popeyes chicken drive thru because they were being too slow. 94 crown Vic.

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2001 Acura CL-S

>Getting hectik during the first snow of the season a couple weeks back
>2am in the middle of an industrial area
>lose it a little bit and plow into the grass to the side of the road, luckily no curb
>Stop with front bumper ~6 inches from a fire hydrant

same car

>During summer
>Carving up some twisties
>Lift off understeer gets me
>Begin feeling my rear end catching up to me and gun it
>Front wheels pull as hard as possible, I'm now sliding on all four wheels
>Somehow pull it all together

I've been lucky

>Damaging people's cars and driving off
>DUI
Hopefully your next crash is fatal.

>Honda CBR
>Listening to Gas Gas Gas on my ipod
>Grandmama decides she wants to try and kill me today and cuts me off
>too late to swerve
>brake as much as I can and accept fate
>hit her right above her rear wheel
>eject from bike using my hidden maneuver "nuts to fuel tank"
>do sick flip as pieces of my bike fly around like confetti
>hit ground and combat roll a few times
>land on feet
>do a few hops because adrenaline
>do quick body check/blood sweep to see if I'm missing any parts
>double over from pain in balls and nearly vomit
>people coming up to me asking if I'm alive and shit
>stand and give thumbs up only to keel over again
>couple of bros help me push whats left of my bike off the street

no injuries, was sore for a couple of days, honestly it looked really cool from my perspective, sucks about the bike but I'm alive and well so thats good, this happened last week

pic related dent my nuts left

1997 Ford Explorer
>Been awake for ~32 hours
>Drive up my bumfuck-winding road to go pick up my gf
>Doze off on the way
>Hit a patch of gravel (they fill potholes out here with gravel instead of tarmac)
>Skid
>Inexperienced driver, right side of road is a cliff face and left side is an eight foot drop into a creek
>brilliantly utilize tree to prevent truck from going into the drink

Totaled it. Came away with windshield in my hand and arm and a sweet scar that extends from opposite corners of my eye.

I drive a 2008 Explorer, now. I miss the '97 ever day.

That car looks so sad
Im so sorry car
I wish i could help you.

Did you get insurance from granny or did she drive off?

>98 maxima
fell asleep on the interstate

naw she fucked right off, luckily I was saving up for a new car anyway so this just speeds up the process haha

Get well soon Duke.

>some 5 years ago, driving home in the middle of the night, slightly intoxicated, miss a turn and total the family van, 2002 Citroën Evasion, still miss that car

>parents upgrade to a Citroën C5, hoon the shit out it, almost crashed it a few times
>WEBM related

>move to the US two months ago, bought a 95 Camaro, first semi powerful car, get in a near crash at least every weekend hooning around town

life's good

Holy shit they made an individual dent.

96 Ford contour
>driving down road
>signal I'm about to turn right at an intersection a Ford focus is at, also turning right
>about to turn right when I see a kid on a scooter right in the middle of the street
>continue going straight as the focus turns
>almost run myself off the road to avoid them

im a retard who shouldn't be behind the wheel

bump

and so the thread dies, not with a bang, but with a wimper

Not me but something I witnessed.

Some dipshit tried to do a drift in my town right down the block from the H.S. He was in an suv and eneded up wrapping it around a telephone pole. Luckily they all lived and as fucking stupid this move was they were all pretty decent kids. Entire school had to sit through one of those driving safety things provided by the great state of tomfoolery

bump

kys yourself

see

>hooning civic with a 350/290
>going fast
>CLUNK
>everything stops
>engine fell out

>His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
>do sick flip, as pieces of bike fly 'round like confetti
>double over from pain in balls and nearly vomit mom's spaghetti