/twg/ - Total War General

Karl franz.

>tfw no historical general can ever match the strategic genius shown at blackfire pass

Day 201
Warhammer is still shit.

Reinhard von Lohengramm

Anime

Use him to either snipe a large/hero from a distance or in melee 1v1

Hes faster than most units and even though hes one model his ranged damage is insane.

I want to be dominated by a best elf!

Siegfried Kircheis

If you think about it, it's true.

Would have Napoopan done against lizardman magic?

Or what would Hannibal have done against Gobbos?

What could the military mind of the WRE ever have sent against Athel loren?

>Medieval 2 had visual upgrades for almost every unit for every level of armor upgrade

>10 years later can't even have an army without rusty swords

m-muh reskinned soldiers!
warhammer has true faction variety*
*only available through DLC

>napoopan

apply artillerie à pied

>hannibal

apply qasatim 'al pilim

>wre

apply triarii/legionarii/cohors/foederati

Just wait like 20 years. Maybe then videogames will look like what they show us in teaser trailers.

>apply artillerie à pied
High magic beats Artillery

gobbos are too sneaky for Hannibal

WRE has no idea how to deal with forest dragons

next

Fuck you, now I gotta fap to that

and the waywatchers still fucking lose, even with this spell cast

what the fuck

link

>high magic

apply ney (avoid sunken roads)

>gobbos

apply numidian mercenaries (use them as quickly as possible before they double, triple, and quadruple cross both you and rome at the same time in a game of five dimensional chess)

>forest dragons

apply arcani (2hp)

your move, fantasy shitter

>gay shit

OFFICIAL /TWG/ TOTAL WAR GAMES POWER RANKINGS* (As of December 10 2016) (Stand alone titles only) (All patches and mods taken into consideration)

1. Medieval 1
2. Attila
3. Shogun 2 FotS
4. Medieval 2 & Kingdoms
5. Shogun 2
6. Rome 1 and BI
7. Napoleon
8. Rome 2
9. Empire
10. Rome Alexander
11. Warhammer

*All rankings are final, any post of power rankings that follow this official list should be deemed unofficial and not representative of /twg/ and its community

It's not gay

Half of europe is destroyed as Lizardmen shfit the continent around

Gobbos get the Numidians to sextuple cross Hannibal

Forest dragons eat the Arcani

Good taste.

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>sire, we've taken the town, what should we do now?
>BRING ME VIGILES AND BRING ME VELITES

You are playing on Normal, right?

exhentai.org/g/836483/8ef404247e/

>half of europe is destroyed

precisely the kind of atmosphere in which a true Understander© Of™ Strategy® such as napoopan thrives

>numidian sextuple cross

i hire yet more numidians, a plan that cannot possibly fail

>eat the arcani

but they never actually existed so your gay dragon starves to death and dies before even doing anything

At least it's not some magically superior army then anything you got

>implying its gay

> tfw inserting as the trap

>he doesn't do this by default

i don't think this is the general for you, user. please go.

yes

oi, I get a sad panda face
wat do?

Try hagbane tips.

I'm in two minds about whether to buy Warhams. I don't care for fantasy, but I love total war.

Then don't buy it

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>implying I said I didn't do it by default

*exasperated sigh*
*puts paws together and meditates*

>I don't care for fantasy, but I love total war.
probably not for you then honestly

Hey, all they gotta do is tie up your infantry and fuck your day with javelins.
In theory, they're enough to wipe out an army with ammo to spare.

If our Daimyo is to become Shogun. Military ruler of all Japan.

>no cav
I'm gonna hammer those femboi velite asses

It's a shit strategy game. Most of the people in this thread only like it because they're Warhammer refugees.

Has less depth then attila and attila has that medieval mod for aoc/soon for grand campaign and AE which was supposed to be out by September 30th...

You sound upset?

N-not if I put them in a big square and have them fire at will with skirmish off!
I might lose one, sure. Just don't bring more than 1 cav, cheater.

they did worse

nice user, it certainly is the faction that has a bit of everything and plays like you'd expect it to, make sure to not overexpand too quickly or your provinces will all rebel
ALSO, people are actually calling wood elf weak, more evidence to the contrary, branchwraith was lvl 3, durthu level 5.

dryads are amazing against the empire holy shit, such flanking action

Not upset at all, just stating the facts.

>not having 25% of your force being cav

well I mean he's right, you can tell a lot of people here weren't part of /twg/ before Warhammer was announced

I found this /twg/

come on now.

Too expensive. I only like 4 cav at the most, INCLUDING the general.
2 is preferred. I like missiles and spears.

Historically accurate

>that spear head

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Really wish I hadn't

ancient homo thuggin'

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It clearly says Greek

Geeze it's bad enough that he's doing the Carthaginians as black but why do they have to look like tribal spearchucker niggers?

General, 4 cav, 2 missle cav.
Unless it is S2 avatar multiplayer, in which case go combat general + 2 GG meme team.

It's not my fault I'm retarded

Because obviously all blacks fought as Zulu style half naked spearchuckers.

It only gets worse

Is there anything in the WHFB world that could even possibly EVEN SCRATCH an abrams? Let alone disable it. I'm talking about a highly mobile, extremely well armed and armoured war machine, equipped with a, computer aided 120mm gun capable of firing a wide variety of highly accurate ammunition suited for various situations with thermal and NV optics, pintle mounted & coaxial .308 machine guns for point defense and a REMOTELY OPERATED .50 cal for the commander to desecrate the corpses of his enemies, a multifueled turbine engine that can go up to 75km/hr, IMPENETRABLE DEPLETED URANIUM ARMOR, reactive armor which FUCKING EXPLODES AWAY projectiles, blasting vents, spall liners, and protected against chemical, biological and nuclear threats, making the crew virtually invincible, and well supplied by a logistics company. Seriously, is there even anything that can TOUCH this monster?

they're not even standing on the same level come the fuck on

Honestly, this looks like some parody image made by /pol/.
Happy Merchant vs Kangz 'n' shit

Just shop the star on the Mesopotamian dude's shield into a Star of David and change the yellow color to blue.

Actually in M2 I never hire mailed knights.
I just roll out with 3 or 4 general's body guards.
300 flourines for one unit. Fuck off. That's 3 more spear militia to file into my spear militia rush. Gotta get Antioch by turn 12 or so. It needs huge walls for balista towers when Mongols come.

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STOP

G O B L I N S

dabrandonsphere.deviantart.com/gallery/

What the FUCK

KEEP GOING

Wew

An Ottoman killing black (apparently) female Latin soldiers.
That's the most progressive thing I've ever heard.

>Happy Merchant vs Kangz 'n' shit
My first though seeing it's nose.

I dunno the stories he adds convince me that it might be serious

oh my god

good god

M2 is garbage, why would anyone ever be talking about it.

>Col. Herman Goldman

AAAA

Third age total war/divide and conquer and stainless steel.

>fantasy artist
well that's for fucking sure

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