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NEVER WINNING A VALVE EVENT edition

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>mfw im american and i hate eg
why do people call eg american? its full of euros and muslims

Why can't d2g understand the concept of teams?

Your soccer teams are full of immigrants get you claim them for your nations and cities.

d2g status : stumped

of course most posters here are autistic shut in NEETs who don't even follow real sports so they're probably not even aware of precedence.

>d2g kept calling him n0lans.
>about to win his 3rd Major.
?

Our guys OG

>be crit
>leave OG shutting the door saying picks & capitaining is easy
>face OG
>get dismantled

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH

Finns are white

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mfw NP can do better than this

Will puppey take him back?

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HOW IS RTZ A PRO PLAYER?

THE DUMB FUCK

>Boston Major
>not just a huge honeypot

European Sh1t get out
Time to get things done

MCONALDS UP IN FLAMES

what the fuck is Artour doing

R T Z

WHAT

THE

FUCK

ARE

YOU

DOING

WHY

DID

YOU

UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

post players that will never win a Valve tournament

>Team with TWO europeans and ONE american is losing
>WOW BURGERKIND IN FLAGMES PLEASE SEND MY COUNTRY MORE IMAGRATNS LOL!
European education everybody, cant even figure out that 2>1

IF DUBS WE HAVE A GAME THREE (somehow)

2k mmr replicates in this game

Americans? Where are you? I could swear someone chanted USA recently. I guess you all went to hide behind a trailer

>BETTER THAN MADARA MORPHLING
>BETTER THAN MADARA
>BETTER

>america

>kick a full-blooded american hero, ppd, for some euro cuck support
>he single-handedly loses you the game with his shit draft

>kick the greatest american who has ever lived, fear, for some half-breed mongrel who was born in some vaguely european area
>he afk farms all games then feeds

doturds???

this is just embarrassing

>get away free
>better jaunt to the replicant

>Holding major and TI in America.
lol

crowd does not cheer for OG's plays at all

Make Artour a mid again

AND AS EASY AS THAT, THE TERM NU-EG AGAIN WELCOMES THE /D2G/

dont call eg american

its full of muslims and europeans

im american and i hate eg

Balding Get Ye Gone

>winning the majors
whatever, we won the election and are going to win TI7

>Australia winning again
umm amerifats?

>rtc cocksuckers forsaking their idol in order to control damge

Who /comfydota/?

worst than the chinese crowd
not even memeing

it all comes
tumbling down
tumbling down
tumbling down

RTZ GETTING OUTPLAYED SO HARD BY MY BOY BIGDADDY

>anchorteezy
>winning a dota lan

At least he sells tshirts and twitch subs right?

He can play mid in Secret or NP :^)

dubs don't exist on /v/g/ except 00

THE KING IN THE NORTH

Haven't played in a year, gonna play a match now. What's new?

rtz is officially not a top tier player

EG REALLY THOUGHT THEY COULD PULL AN AD FINEM

i fucking love it when burgerclaps and weebs get btfo

rofl

USA POST YOUR FACES

im eating tangerines rn

>R

>T

>Z

is it me or is RTZ literally never using STR morph

>RTZ

FUCKING JERAX GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT CREEPY SOUND DURING THE STREAM AT 21.XX somethign LIKE A LOUD GROWL/WHISPER

please get rid of arteezy

who the qt m80

what lol

i hate rtz

>THIS BOY
THIS BOY

JERAX
THE
ABSOLUTE
MAD
MAN

Why is Jerax so good?

>RTZ
LMAO

Why is RTC so bad?

Holy fuck jerax be the father to my children

EG? MORE LIKE GG

>having twitch chat open
>ever
>buying razer products
>ever
l m a o typical doturd

HOLY SHIT JERAX WITH THE PLAYS

GOD-AX
GOD-AX
GOD-AX

>american surprised america won their own election

at this rate I wouldnt be surprised if a european won it seeing as how you all love being cucked

PPPEEEEEEDDUUURRRR COME BACK

Post anime

>THE American Team

HAHAHAHAHA

just jrx things

JERAX
E
R
A
X

EBIN
B
I
N

D A M A G E C O N T R O L

>JERAX
holy SHIT

>tfw I will always be an Amerifat

>BUT GUISE, EG IS NOT AMERICAN, IT'S FULL OF MUSLIMS
wew laddies, it got you like 2 years to realize that

>pick up arteezy
>lose
HUH
REALLY
MAKES
YOU
THINK

Is Jerax the greatest support player of all time?

>pick 4 cores against EG
>They can't punish you

>twitch
>chrome
>ricer mouse, keyboard and headset

>city of EG

WHY ARE ALL AMERISHITS SO QUIET NOW?

J GOD
J GOD
J GOD
J GOD
J GOD

USA USA USA USA USA

:^)

>yesterday EG fanboys pretended this team was relevant
rofl this is pathetic

>EG thought they had a chance

why is EG playing like some desperate 4ks

fuck Crit

>Get a Jerax in your team
>He counteracts having two useless ancores
>Works with every team

>Jerax does amazing prediction.
>Crowd almost dead silent.

Fucking Americans.

I hate you faggots

We all told you nu-EG is shit ever since they lost to coL, some retards believed that they were good because they were winning against chinks that haven't been practicing and slavshits who can only win honeypot lans.

OG is dogshit too, much worse of a team than they were last season, but every team is actually shit this shuffle except maybe DC.

>all the USA spammers from yesterday are mysteriously silent

really makes you think

AND THE POO IN LOO OFFLANER WITH THE PLAYS HAHAHAHA

>Amerishits getting exposed by team Reddit

JUST END IT

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him and mnt have been playing super well this tournament

>EG is suddenly not American

Secret.RTZ

NO!