Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=570
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/

Other urls found in this thread:

boards.Veeky
youtu.be/RohkSPPWFPo
trackdota.com/matches/2836552005
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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this is the official thread now

naga post makes this the real thread

Do you do nothing but wait for new threads to post this?
Like holy shit

SLACKS BTFO'D

>Slacks

Poor guy, where's the screencap??

More s4.

Autism is a hell of a drug.

FUCK SLARKS

>The Madara pasta
>Fuck slacks

I laughed entirely too loudly

Today Ad Finem will win.

OFFICIAL THREAD

READY TO HAVE YOUR DREAMS DESTROYED BANDWAGON KEKS?

But im a retardo and I don't have the willpower, dedication, or penis size to do that

m-more still.

>bandwagon

MNT and madara have been /d2g/'s guys for a while

Nagaposter is the only constant in my life don't bully him




>reddit got credit for the madara pasta

Im awake for 23 hours now. I placed a 100$ bet on DC if i wake up and see those fucking Greeks won i swear to god im gonna go to greece and rape every single non turk they have left

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>3 generals going on at the same time
are we conquering Veeky Forums now?

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if AF win they'll claim their win for reddit too

Based machine

That's just because nobody on Veeky Forums goes out of their way to claim credit for things most of the time. We already know where it's from, there's no point in us telling others where it's from because we're the only people that matter.

DRAFT IS HAPPENING
LAST ONE

Ἰς ϑερε ἀ Δοτα 2 πλαυερ ϑατ χουλδ ἐψεν ποσσιβλυ ἘΨΕΝ ΤΟΥΧ Ἀδ Φινεμ Μαδαρα; Λετ ἀλονε δεφεατ ἱμ. Ἀνδ Ἰ'μ νοτ ταλkιγγ ἀβουτ ΞτρεμεΞΠΧ Ἰντερνατιοναλ Μαδαρα ωἠω γοτ 2νδ ἰν Βαττλε ὀφ Χεντραλ Εὐροπε Σεασον 1 ἀγαινστ Ὀσλιk Γαμιγγ. Ἑλλ, Ἰ'μ νοτ ἐψεν ταλkιγγ ἀβουτ ϑε Μαδαρα ϑατ πλαχεδ 1στ ἰν ΓαμεΑϑλον Γρεεχε ΛΑΝ ἀνδ ἐΓαμιγγ 2014 Γρεεχε ΛΑΝ ἀγαινστ ΨΓ. Ἰ'μ ἀλσω νοτ ταλkιγγ ἀβουτ ϑε Μαδαρα ϑατ πλαχεδ 2νδ ἰν Δοτα Ῥεγιονς ἀνδ ΓΦινιτυ Λεαγυε ἀγαινστ Νοτ Τοδαυ ἀνδ ΓΟΟΜΒΑ Γαμιγγ. Ἰ'μ δεφινιτελυ ΝΟΤ Ταλkιγγ ἀβουτ ϑε Μαδαρα ϑατ πλαχεδ 1στ ἰν Δοτα Λεγενδς ἀγαινστ Σkαρμορυ. Ἰ'μ ταλkιγγ ἀβουτ Ἀδ Φινεμ Μαδαρα ωἰϑ φιρστ πλαχε ωἰνς ἀτ Σταρ Λαδδερ Πρω Σεριες Σεασον 11, Δεαδλυ Γαμιγγ Χυπ Σεασον 1 ἀνδ ΜΣΙ Δραγον Βαττλε #2,χαπαβλε ὀφ kνοχkιγγ οὐτ ἘΓ ἀτ ΜΛΓ ἀνδ kνοχkιγγ οὐτ Σεχρετ το λοσερ'ς βραχkετ ἰν Βοστον Μαϑορ θυαλιφιερς ωἰϑ τεαμματες λιkε ΘυΓ, ΣkυΛαρk, Μαυβε Νεξτ Τιμε ἀνδ τεαμ χαπταιν ΣσαΣπαρταν ϑατ πλαυς ἑροες λιkε Σλαρk, Λυνα ἀνδ Φαχελεσς Ψοιδ ωἠιλε βειγγ ψερυ σkιλλεδ ἀτ σεχυριγγ φαρμ ἀνδ ἐξεχυτιγγ τεαμ φιγητς.

Thats true

I'm not bully, I'm impressed

are they twins?

ETIMOS

will he ever explain this?

why is naga eating slardar?

that's cannibalism

no just korean

>tfw no feminine penis gf

>implying ad finem will win
I'm an eu fangay but DC isn't NA so its A-OK

skreepan

Bruno looking as dashing as usual

>Two Meepo players in the tourney.
>Still no Meepo picks

that's it, my life is done
they taunted my heart for the last time

>feminine penis
Fuck off faggot, in this general we like masculine men.

EXPLAIN THIS DOTURDS
boards.Veeky Forums.org/vg/d2g

They're saving it for the finals maybe

I can be your gf (male)

MODS GIVE STICKY PLEASE

masculine vags are supperior

oh shit what happened here

They didn't give us one for most of TI6. Why do mods hate Dota? Why do they want the board to be filled up with our threads?

Deathball is the Valve approved format of Dota 2, as it provides a lot of entertainment to the viewers and keeps things "hype"

Reminder that Moonmeander is the ourest guy in the scene therefor DC is our team

am i the only one triggered by the way crapitalist pronounces madara?

what was the post

how is it supposed to be pronounced?

youtu.be/RohkSPPWFPo

I will say, if you will be my bf (male)

this games over go next

PAY DEBTS

alright

Fuck, i never got so far in online bf hook up, anyway, he post some ugly ass trap and get his ass banned

oh

GREASE BAY DEBTS

>baiting Golem with Black Hole
>just so they can steal Golem

le next of level xD

I hope it's the madara copypasta

are greeks stronger than swedes?

>Major in America
>Europeans win it

what should I eat lads?

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Purge really looks good nowadays in this analyst role

purge ur fridge and buy some vegetables u fuckin slob

so your gonna loose 100$ and spend more money to rape in Greece, you probably gonna spend some time there the econemy is gonna thrive once again from anons raping spree!

meepo sucks right now.
maybe he'll get buffed after patch.

>bread in the fridge

why do you have so much leftover pizza? its not even a frozen kind?

>Coca-Cola pizza box
what is that thing?

Who is this cute girl?

Prostagma?

I forget, is bread in the fridge an American thing or a European thing?

I want Purge to come IN me

>REMINDER THAT WE GET PATCH NOTES JUST AFTER FINAL ENDS SO GET HYPED
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Is twitch chat actually genuinely special-needs tier autistic?
How the fuck is "thank you purge" a still a meme? It wasn't even funny in the first place. He's not even saying anything to warrant it.

I don't think it's either

if DC loses ill dunk my balls in toilet water

reverse sweep incoming

Is this the right thread?
There's fucking 8 dota threads up right now

>unironically naming yourself Thug

Careful, you might hurt yourself on that edge

>that feel when you want OG to win for the memes but at the same time you want AF to win for the memes

no we wont

>a "chad" is the best drafter in the game

uhhh dotatards?

Malista

they're the same people that actually think purge is good at the game

Do we have to post like this now?

me

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How dead is Veeky Forums

>no fun allowed

It's a mold thing that's what it is. Freezer or pantry, or just eat up all that pizza what the fuck how do you even adult?

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it's madara pasta in english with greek alphabet

not dota's fault every other game is dead and shit

>most dota players in the world are Chinese
>China can't get top4
it's just sad

>trackdota.com/matches/2836552005

i work with two greeks and they are fucking monkey retards (nice people though, just horrible workers)

so its hard for me to root for ad finem.

but they are just so qt...........