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Who else gone hyperneet for a few years and is struggling to be social again?

sounds decent as well

I'm trying. But for some reason my family won't give up on me yet and keep trying to make me have a life. Fucking normies REEEEEEEEE

Me.

Your v6 isnt a skid pig, fuck off

>leaving singles
laughingkers.jpeg

Nice one 360

Mate. I just need to do another burnout and I'll get double peggers. Carfags btfo'd

>v6 isnt a skid pig
neither is the falcon or the chrysler. its just a bunch of faqqots with shit cars

What should my old mum buy for her new car?

She is getting old and needs to downsize from her Camry.

She wants a sedan, not a hatchback - she is prejudiced against them for some reason.

Toyota Corolla?

Mazda 3?

Subaru Imprezza?

Hyundai Elantra?

Honda Civic?

Is there anything else I should suggest to her?

Tell her to get something used imo. Old people tend to struggle with the lack of visibility frequent in new cars

I have already suggested that, but she wouldn't hear it.

"Never again" she said. She had a dodgy used car 30 years or so ago apparently.

lol OP is getting fucking roasted haha. Buick skids better than a shitty na barra.

Tell her to get a civic type R then. Tell her the R stands for restricted so she will be super safe.

>victorian
>faggot
makes sense

Get a Civic, they're very comfy and at least as reliable as a Toyota - I've lost count of the number of Honda owners who have gone over 30,000 kms past their service interval and the car was just fine.

Elantra is also a decent option, but they're not as comfy and on the inside feel quite cheap by comparison.

Yes I have heard good things about the Civic.

I am not sure she will like the look of it though. It is a bit unconventional in its styling.

>Civic
>Unconventional styling
What world are you living it mang?

It is a bit odd looking.

who the fuck are these faggots and why should i care?

Those falcon rims trigger me

Just don't let her get a fucking Lexus

Nowhere near as bad as the City with the factory body kit. The wheels on it look too small.

If new, Mazda3.

It's still a hatch. It also looks like Honda saw the Evo was out of the race and wanted to pick up would-be Evo owners with something that looks like a WRX STi but isn't.

is there a shop of this with the headlights and horrid grille fixed?

That is the standard Lexus grille now. Welcome to currentyear.

I sort-of dig the look of it, actually. It's distinctive and Lexus no longer looks like it's trying to be MB.

if the grille was Square-ish and the lights wherent that stupid fishhook sort of shape sure i could dig it.

literally looks like this though its REEEEEEEEEEEEEE the car

I wonder if you could get an RC F in green. Grab "REEEEEE" or "NORMIES" as a license plate.

nah thats fuck ugly from all angles the front and rear are a complete mess

SA MEET LADS
Where: 280 Mount Barker Road, Leawood Gardens SA 5150/ eagle on the hill carpark
When: Saturday the 3rd, 9pm

Heads up, unless you can jump the curb thingo you will need to do a uey a bit up the road and come back down.

Lets see if I can get this map link working
goo gl/maps/pBRa7LVHb6N2
Add a dot in the gap

How much can i get for scalping tickets?

bought some King Gizzard tickets for this coming saturday but i dont want to go anymore. They cost me 80 bucks

>King Gizzard
You would probably have to pay someone $20 to take them off your hands m8.

nah dude they're an award winning metal band

>king jizz
>metal
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

King Geedorah>King Gizzard

Coolant leak on the AE86 fixed. Off to the auto sparkie tomorrow to fix a temp sensor connection.

there's a turn off dedicated to u turns 50m up the road (pic related)

>car eats headlights like crazy, i go through a set sometimes two a year
>was having all sorts of issues with the connectors melting before i replaced them with thicker guage wire
>i've heard people say that its to do with using the "AUTO" headlight function that kills them.
what do?

don't use auto

if you hate then just know that you're fake aye
you cunts can't even skid with maccas trays
meanwhile kers is doing mad skids
and you're batting to pics of some young kids

"it's not the right holden, not a VY"
you use a bottle to hold pee, why?
"those falcon rims trigger me"
cunt you aren't cool in your stock fucken liberty

you're all talking shit but he's Livin' in a Dream
you walk past a girl and you're about to cream
seeing you, she wants to scream
and all you wanna do is ream

all of us are just trying to get the dole
to buy shit to fix that money hole

'cause your falcon needs a turbo
and your jeep's tranny is fucked, no?
and your beemer's covered in bird poo
and there's still flames on that MC22

and your mum's screaming about that Hyundai,
bet being a rally driver was pretty fun aye?
your rolla's loose because you can't get parts
but m8, that thing can't go fast

what makes no power? 4age
but somehow makes you scream "TOYOTA FOR DAYSSS"
but at least it doesn't have a plastic manifold
m8, isn't that peugeot getting kinda old?

and yeah, that beemer got a tree branchin'
that's why you upgraded to a skyline with no engine?
should've gotten an engine from a VL
but then it would've been stolen, lel

and m8, your panno can't skid
but it looks like you can kidnap a kid
too many regos to pay,
not enough power you say,

guess you should've gotten an LS1 man
but fuck, that calais is worse than his pedo van
sold the AU, made the same mistake again
mate, just learn how to catch a train

and don't even get me started on an astra cunt
'cause it'll light up like a blunt
saying that, where's bridgestoned?
come back m8, did you get jimmy-boned?

and where's that visit type-r?
guess that r33-raft didn't make it far
good for you I guess, ain't it cunt
tones would come back and say "I'm here to hunt"

falcons have this issue especially au's

pos

saved

Being srs mate. Bridgestoned got busted and lost his license ages back.

Why was there never a diesel Barra?

because that would be shit

Why? The barra makes more than enough power.

Enough torks sorry.

Ford american would have never signed off on it because falcon low sale numbers

>guess you should've gotten an LS1 man
>but fuck, that calais is worse than his pedo van
>sold the AU, made the same mistake again
>mate, just learn how to catch a train

>what makes no power? 4age
>but somehow makes you scream "TOYOTA FOR DAYSSS"
>but at least it doesn't have a plastic manifold
shieeeeeeet

>watching some thing on abbos
>one guy is normal
>everyone else is leftie "look at this glrious civilisation"
>he gets shit on by everyone

That fuckin comedian man
>"I care about social jutice"
I hope some boong steals his shoes and kicks his head in

with the
>your rolla's loose because you can't get parts
>but m8, that thing can't go fast
I sorta fucked up. wanted to say how you can't cop bushes

>what makes no power? 4age
>but somehow makes you scream "TOYOTA FOR DAYSSS"
and this bit didnt really turn out well

>I think you've gotta look up the definition of civilisation mate
that guy was fucking savage, didnt hide his power level at all

and yeah that kid was the ultimate leftie inner city poofta melbournian cunt

Do you not get the joke? They recently won an award in the metal category pal. It's ok if you're a bit slow

no u

triple j please leaf

Why do cunts never change the previous thread link when they make a new thread

Too hard I guess. We are all lazy cunts after all

anybody got any good apps for listening to music offline whilst in the car?

up ya, cunts

youtube.com/watch?v=gqz8idTA8ZU

link?

Your phone's music app you fuckhead

>paying for music

>not torrenting it
???

Anyone played Dishonored 2 yet?

how are you supposed to torrent music for an iphone
>implying i bought it

i approve

Stuck some music on an SD card.

How much have you spent on the Calais so far?

only about $5k

Not sure what to do to it next.

Gonna leave it for a while and save for a water tank for the farm fucking poly is all i can afford.

Then idk cam and heads

>torrent music on computer
>drag it into itunes
>sync iphone
its not hard senpai

oh fuck boys

oopsie

>So the US is introducing a new law that will allow the FBI to hack and search any computer found using a VPN or Tor.

Nothing to be scared of if you're not doing anything wrong ya dodgy bastard.

>only about $5k
fucking christ, already?

well i did get six rims 8 tyres and a bunch of other shit that needed doing

fuck me dead that's glorious

Americlap here. I went hyperneet several years ago and haven't looked back since.

Fuck off seppo

>article is from May
Alright, but what's the current situation? Why hasn't the FBI come knocking on my door yet cunt?

>Rule 41 will become a law in December if the U.S. Congress doesnt take any legislative action against it.

Both recommended cars and bikes links in OP are 404, someone got them saved it some shit?

the cars work for me, but the bikes are still 404

Shut up and grt in ur new holden commodore cunt

Its only available in a hatchback to match your purse

Bikes are 404 for me too.

Here's the 'latest' revision of the bike guide.

>no 2smoke category
rs125 is there but where are the rest?

There's one more on the bottom.
What else is missing? Cagiva mito & RG250?Anything else?

desu the good two strokes are either too obscure/hard to get/hard to get parts for or not LAMS legal so I don't see the point in including them on the list.

>ER6nl
>"Bit ugly looking"
DELETE

got my Ps lads

About fucking time, Rolla.