Senran Kagura General /skg/ #949

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NEWS
>New Game
gematsu.com/2016/10/senran-kagura-peach-beach-splash-announced-ps4
>Water-Gun Themed TPS
>Release 17th of March 2017 in Japan
>It's canon.

GENERAL
>Complete Character Listing
senrankagura.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Characters
>Downloads
pastebin.com/VHh2LGhn
>Newest Fanart
pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag_full&word=閃乱カグラ
>Dioramas
twitter.com/hashtag/カグラマ?f=images

SK: NEW WAVE MOBILE GAME
>How to Play
senran-international.boards.net/thread/352/guide-play-wave-outside-japan
>Mobacoin Guide
i.imgur.com/RbVpnjU.png
>Card Release Thread
senran-international.boards.net/thread/666
>Card Archive (Updated 11/22/16)
mega.nz/#!D5F1kSYY!Pm8KOrtA1mPcFxtdqyjIOnpB9Tkef9pS-_w1KtkM9gk
>Card Wiki
seesaawiki.jp/kagranw/

MISC
>MarvelousAQL Senran Kagura site
senrankagura.maql.co.jp/
>Creator's Twitter
twitter.com/kenichiro_taka
>Yaegashi Nan's home page
chafox.web.fc2.com/maindayo.htm
>Japanese 2ch Thread Futalog
futalog.com/index.php?mode=ttl&s_word=�M���J�O
>Senran Websites
pastebin.com/p5RLbHb6

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/ITKZkrwjR20
youtube.com/watch?v=Pvrd6aoOksY
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

I got a lot of sleep and I don't want to get out of bed

BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

This is my bear now.

Official senran girlfriend relationship quality tiers:
Wifely tier:
Asuka
Yomi
Yumi
Yozakura
Miyabi
Ryoki

Vanilla tier:
Asuka
Ikaruga
Naraku

Chill but devoted tier:
Hikage
Katsuragi
Kafuru

Buckwild tier:
Ryona
Shiki
Renka
Kagura
Daidoji
Homura

Emotional rollercoaster tier:
Haruka
Murakumo
Minori
Rin
Ryobi
Murasaki
Hanabi
Imu
Mirai

Woman-on-man domestic abuse tier:
Hibari
Kaguni-chan

Herro?

Then go the fuck to sleep

Official senran girlfriend relationship quality tiers:
KAGURA tier:
Kagura

dumb tier:
the rest of the riff-raff

>Imu

Kagura should be in dumb tier. She the fucking drinks on herself.

I want to be Kagura's boyfriend and wow her with modern day knowledge so badly

You don't understand. She wants you to drink it out of her cleavage. It enhances the flavor.

>She spilled the fucking drinks on herself*
Looks like I'm in dumb tier as well
Do I need a straw to drink out of her cleavage? It would seem difficult to drink from there without one

Just grip and sip

>riff-raff

I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS

Everyone would be happier if they liked every one and were nice to everyone. This is true.

Fucking costco poutines are the best

>poutine
A fucking leaf

Son of man, what is this quaint device?
Hm, if I press this down and wait...
...
HUH?!
SON OF MAN, COME QUICKLY!
THIS BREAD HAS SUDDENLY APPEARED BURNED AFTER BEING DRAWN INTO THIS DEVILISH CONTRAPTION!

I wish I could give you some of this

Commence destruction of the poor toaster in 3, 2, 1...

>Son of man, you have many of these square packages. Are these some kind of confectionery of some sort?
>There is merely a spongy and slimy bag inside of it, and tastes like that of surfactant. What purpose could this odd thing serve? Will you demonstrate to me the purpose of such paraphernalia?

>....

...

I want to ____ Kagura.

SENRAN WHICH MEANS FUCK

How's the pantyhose game in PBS looking right now? Did they improve on it?

Lies

Stop slapping me everytime Yagyuu tries to touch your pussy you crazy Rabbit

I love Hikage! Every thread!

PURI PURI

...

Pssht, don't wake her up. A young mother like her needs every break she can get.

...

Kagurass

user may be too scared to stand up to you, but not me!
Leave or I'm calling the cops!

I want to eat that Kagurass

Call the cops, faggot. I'll just kick his ass harder.

>she thinks she's not the CUTEST senran

user it's fine. You don't have to do that. Everytime she beats me is justified. Please help

Grabbing Mirai from behind right under her arms and carrying her around like a cat!

The cutest cat!

Leaving Hibari for a better woman who takes care of you!

Like Miss Haruka!

I guess you can say Yagyuu is off the charts.

I go out for McDonalds for one second and this is what you do to me

He's staying right where he is! I'll pimp slap that dumb fucking mommy/daddy issues cunt to next fucking century before I give up my property!

Hello this the po-Oh this must be that SM thing Ryouna-san enjoys. Sorry for the disturbance, we won't bother you again.

Of course!

I want to cuddle Yomi for warmth under a bunch of cheap shitty blankets because we're both too cheap to turn on the heater and raise our power bill even though there's a blizzard outside!

I want to cuddle with Haruka!
Naked!

is that Darjeeling's vulva?

Worst police force on the planet.

I'm sick. Please help me nurse Yagyuu!

It's hank hills ass

This is what Hikage was watching just now!

youtu.be/ITKZkrwjR20

Now she wants to read Frankenstein! However, she must brush up on her literacy.

I WANT TO GIVE MINORI INSIDE OUCHIES!

quality Yagyuu tits

I got me some tendies tonight.

What did he mean by this?

He wants to pull her teeth.

But why?

Some skeegers are violent, mentally ill, disturbed individuals!

Hikage barely knows how to read because she didn't even go to Elementary School!

Because she has cavities from all those sweets and terrible oral hygiene practices.

I want Haruka to slide my dick into her boob window while we're cuddling.

I want to wipe the sweat from under my senrans boobs with my handkerchief and smell it every time I touch myself.

NO ALL I WANT TO DO IS MAKE HER PREGNANT!

I want Miyabi to cradel my head and pull it into her boobs while we cuddle.

oink

I like Oinker. She's not in my top 5 though.

I wish Haruka was my mom so I could have sex with my mom! Every thread!

...

Minori is gonna become a mommy!

>It's time to make babies, Rin chan!
>No user, no!

No means yes, right?

>Rin chan!
Fucking triggered.

youtube.com/watch?v=Pvrd6aoOksY

Goodnight skeegee!

Everyone have a goodnight and be nice!

I keep wanting to get a Minori daki but then I remember I don't like the only one there is

Not fat, healthy.

I WANA SUCK ON MINORI'S TASTY SNATCH

>going to bed at 7 PM

babby or not east coast master race

You stay away from her.

She loves it! And I love her!

This is what Minori does when her user goes to bed.

>WHEEEE NAKED RUNNING

16 YEAR OLD TITS AND A GONZOGAZONGA ASS

Yes she gets naked and comes in bed with me!

Goodnight!

SAM GIDEON IS MY FAVORITE SENRAN!

I had a dream where I was on my back and Minori was sitting on my legs essentially on my crotch. She was wearing some very high cut-off shorts that, in that position, covered barely more than her underwear would. My libido couldn't be controlled and I started shifting my boner against her. She was protesting at first because I was moving and she was trying to keep still, but then her protests were about her feeling strange "down there". She kept telling me to stop as she bit her lip until she began grinding against me in return. Moans and squeaks came from her mouth as she ground against me harder until she, presumably, had an orgasm. At that point, she immediately stood up and undid my pants and her shorts and, well, the rest is history.

Haha, Minorianon thinks Minori stays in bed with him instead of just running around the house playing while naked!

That moment when you realize Minori is actually 28 yeas old and pretends to be a 16-year-old pretending to be 6.

She falls asleep before I do!
I know this because she's really bad at pretending to be asleep!

Every gessen senran has to run ten miles in the cold while naked as part of their training! Every morning!

Your list sucks.

And the husbands in the husband dungeon are tied up and watching!

Less terrible quality and a gif.

You're actually a dirty liar and fall asleep before Minori every night! She fakes it super well and sneaks off to play and eat sweets in her birthday suit!

anyone have a link to the peach beach splash promo illustrations? where asuka is about to shoot homu with a water pistol, etc

The main website dude.

I fucking hate the chipmunk teeth so goddamn much.

It's CUTE

DELETE THIS!

It looks good there, but their are times where it looks fucking terrible like in this image