/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

>Allah and the prophet Mohammed (PBUH) never answered my prayers

If a ling horror forms and you've found husks, GUESS WHO THE MURDER SUSPECT IS?

Ling was friendly.

It killed several people.

job ban sec, jesus christ

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Shhhh, autism speaks and we all have to listen.

If that was true, sec would be jobbanned.

There were 3 changelings in total. One was killed, the other was known and there was another one.

Nobody killed it cause them tentacles in public.

Answer me this. How does a ling get horror form?
If you know the answer to this then you should know it wasn't fucking friendly.

>husk in xenobio maint
>friendly xenobioling
>ayys in xenobio are fed several individuals

Friendly!

>Friendly antag
>Friendly non human aberration that already conducted murder on somoene to get its form
>Friendly syndicate sent parasitic lifeform that already murdered a crewmember to even have its form, and whose only reason for being inside the station is to murder, steal and cause chaos

On how many layers of mental retardation are you on now, my good user.

>syndicate sent
that's only when they're both a ling and a traitor

Reminder that just by being on board the station, the ling has killed and replaced at least one crewmember.

Friendly wizards I can at least understand, because you can at least have antics being a bumbling court mage for a while.

What does a friendly horror form do? "OH LOOK, I GOT HORROR FORM, I DARE YOU TO SHOOT ME!"

>tfw skeletons actually could fit into SS13 because their lore is that they're victims of wizard federation attacks
>skeleton players just act like retards who play skeletons for wacky jokez

Aren't all lings connected to the Syndicate anyway?

They are all conected to the syndicate, if you are a traitor syndie, it just means you succed a actual traitor instead of a normal crewmmeber for your present form

The syndicate isn't even a completely united entity. It's a loose alliance of different factions, all of which hate cent comm.

In politics, this is called a 'big tent', and as a result, there is some infighting but they're still technically on the same side.

>the ling has killed and replaced at least one crewmember
What if the crewmember died from other causes and the changeling merely found and absorbed their body?

Also one time I was a friendly ling and the clown got a bananium coin and littered the hallways with banana peels. I was able to use my horror form to drag crewmembers across the peels to the shuttle.

I hoped you liked those pies in front of your office, janitor

meant for

Okay, if that's your RP story, then I can take it, but I'd expect you to tell sec or the captain at the beginning of the game that story.

You could get creative about it, maybe acting like you and the crewman shared some borer-esque symbiosis before he died.

But late game? And horror form? No, you're shoot on sight. Screaming "friendly" isn't fucking RP at that point, you've spent the game lying already.

Ditto for friendly vamp. You want to start the game by telling medbay you need blood to survive and go on a small prank war with the chaplain? Go for it.

But lingxtended is not fun to watch.

>But lingxtended is not fun to watch.
This is a very important point.

By being "friendly" what you're really doing is ensuring nothing of note happens during the round and admins are forced to bus in more antags because of your failure to antagonize anyone.

>borer-esque symbiosis before he died
You just reminded me I have a very long and autistic reasoning why when I play borer it acts like a more aggressive version of one of my AI characters.

it's fun, but no one cares

Exactly.

This isn't about valids and it's not about going to town on the station in horror form either.

It's shit or get off the pot. Either do something - creative or traditional - or don't bother selecting antag.

I TOLD YOU BRO.

There is no such thing as friendly in space unless you are talking about Pomf
A friendly antag is a dead antag.

Next time someone says their friendly and confirmed an antag I'm going to have kill them.

It kills me inside watching as medbay was carrying the station 200% with bodies coming in neverendingly.

>It kills me inside watching as medbay was carrying the station 200% with bodies coming in neverendingly.
Pretty much none of them cloned either, I always hate when surgery becomes such a mess

Ian is a friend to all.

Ok, Ian and Pomf are friendly

You can be friendly while still causing conflict and being interesting.

How to make ss13 look less shit

food idea: robo-slider

2 robo heads
10 flour

causes a random limb to become robotic (not including head)

Give us $50,000 to hire an art team

why a head instead of an arm/leg

also as much as I think nanites are fine this is food not magic. explain exactly how eating a robot head makes you have a robot arm.

He did. He answered your prayers the entire time, and delivered you from death by the hands of humble engineer.

When you hire an art team. Or even make it yourself.

Ian is a friend to all.

how does eating a robot burger make you into a full blown robot bitch?

>security officers grouped together having a discussion
>graffiti "shitcurity" right in front of them

nova flowers are a turd compared to Death Nettles

>thing is retarded so lets be more retarded
great work idea guy.

Did you get arrested? I know I would.

Vandalism is a crime.

why do you play this game?

Nope, I was a clown, so they didn't care

its fun and i enjoy it. the real questions why did i respond to your idea.

when you hire the goon guy who did the sprites for r44whatever to un-bungle all the halo and mass effect shit people have added

or an offensive lineman to kick wad and niggly in the gonads, whatever works.

nanites.
they change all your body.

It actually looks pretty good.

2D sprites are always nice. If I was to make a SS13 remake, I'd make it isometric.

If anyone cares here's my pov from that shitshow. Pastebin because it's too long

pastebin.com/07WaJy4w

You did fine you disgusting waifufag, of everyone to blame, you really arent one.

Its the "firnedly" ling I got a issue with.

I main trader and I hate when other traders tell me they are a ling.
(It's vox metaclub etiquette to let each other know when you roll antag especially as trader, and buy each other toys with telecrystals)
When you're a ling, you're no longer my trusty cousin Kitachta, your the monster that killed my trusty cousin Kitachta and gave him the succ
but sadly immulstions are secondary to vox metaclub customs, so I have to restrain myself from chimping out and killing ling traders

>inb4 birdhate

fuck now I want to play this and Caesar III

>implying you aren't all lings to begin with

I understand your point, though. I think it's a little different if it's medbay being told that they might want to feed the vamp monkey men or bloodbags under the table.

>isometric

die

They could play it off as having been the bird you've known since the beginning and he succed some random hobobird that nobody would miss

>>inb4 birdhate
nah don't worry, the hate is all for metafags like you.

>implying 3D high poly graphics aren't cancerous bloat for genres like simulation and RTS.

>Random Weighted Vote Result: Defficiency/ with 1 vote and a 3% chance of winning
I have strong feelings about belts.

Daily Reminder that Checking the Manifest is POWERGAMING.

There is literally no hope for the human species.

>entire crew hates on birds all the time
>they start sticking together and having each others backs
>REE METAFAGS
you created this

I like this meme

>that feel when I was that 1 vote because I knew it was rigged

HAHA! TIME TO OBSERVE!

lolno. it's not about birds, it's about a ling.

le epin birp people :>
cheekus breekus let's steal copper wire

>birb trader etiquette

worse than dark souls bowing

>Birb trader

>ask politely
>HoP hands over the disk
when nuke ops goes right

>last doublenigger i played as bird my target was a station bird
>tell other traders i have to kill a bird that is under NT leash
>thy all say it's cool because NT literally brainwashes an slave our kind and any vox working from them is worth less than scat
>target walks in asking for a trader hardsuit, trying to hide fro msomeone who is after him
>other traders already know that he's my target and lead him to the locker room
>i hide in one of the lockers
>tricky pen him when he opens the locker
>toolbox to head
>behead, strip, space
>we all get a free id, a NT hardsuit and a few shiter juice injectors for free
Vox trader metaclub is great

all vox traders are cousins
they say as much every shift, it's basically cannon

>space jews
>not having stupid customs
>not being nepotistic as fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=7V2lxFWBqfI

That's only one trader as far as I know.

But you left me on the station

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Correction, he left you floating in space.

>not challenging him to a 1 on 1 bird fight at the outpost
extremry dishonarabru

Right, still was fun as first time nuke op

did this happen several months ago, and was your target tahki?

ling

No Isn't Tahki a trader?

Stay mad, faggot.

post more of that QT

Sorry, obscure LN. That's literally it.

D*ng

I feel you. It's illustrated by the same artist who did Spice and Wolf's LN.

Mr.Strange is dumb! Dumb!

>give me all access
>ok here you go

most of the time