Dota 2 General - /d2g/

ahahahaha nice /a/ meme bro!

cr*t miracuck and cuckmeander

>Patch just over 12 hours away
>Sleeping

Strap in and grab some coffee fucker. We're doing this shit.

who the fuck is the streamer with most views right now on dota ?

random russian who bought viewbots lmao

Nice game dotards

twitter.com/GranDGranT/status/807800534933573633

Asshurt egbabbs will NEVER learn the meaning of hubris.

Fuck Icefrog, finally Dota 2 can be become good again when you shitskin leave and a white developer takes over.

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

gen 4 starters are literally god tier

Gen 2 didnt even make sense, what the hell is a typhlosion supposed to be?

>Malcolm will finally get his new patch
you can wake up now Malcolm

Because boys > girls.

Because mine is better

>it's a slacks interview
god why is he literally everywhere now? he's fucking insufferable, give me back hotbid

>inb4 wishing monkey king was never in the game

do you think EG would've won if it was double elim?

reminder (((icefrog))) sold out years ago, if he's even balancing the game anymore
7,00 will just further cement the reddit

Do you think cleave will get reworked due to being 'unfun' and 'overpowered?'
I hope not.

So I guess single elim format is here to stay?

More shit like AF will happen where tier 2-3 teams will make it to finals by sheer luck

>pure typed starters
>good
No

Everyone sit the FUCK down.

Hip bones have nothing to do with birth

The only thing that makes birth easier is wideness of the vagina

who

testclient only

This shit taste. Please leave my board.

what, the format was dumb regardless of EG's placing.

Cr1t doesn't have anything between his ears they would've gotten 3rd either way

but having more games is always better

>hotbid
cringe

EG are notorious for winning lower bracket into finals like old navi did.

what is this a waifu for ants?

Anyone else kinda sad to see 7.00 coming?

I'm excited for the new update but whole number patches have always significantly changed how the game is played.

I've got thousands of hours in 6.xx, truly the end of an era.

a waifu for ants

he's a 5 foot tall badger m8

no, you're fucking retarded

Your text is right but your image is wrong. Just look at that huge mouth and imagine all the things you could put inside.

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

Where is the patch notes?
We don't need that stupid countdown.

>We live in a time where an Australian won a major

These are dark times..

Look mate,
we all play Overwatch. You're not trolling anyone. (Except Tracer is better.)

why give the boy feminie features then?
dumb faggot

Of course the 'analysts' love this patch because it's so braindead that even fucking retards like slacks and pyrion flax can figure out what you need to do to win games.

The analysts who actually know what's up will never speak ill of the patches because they know questioning the game's development direction is a ticket to not being invited to cast valve events.

The pros? Most pros these days aren't even old enough to even have credible opinions. Sumail was like 6 years old when Mirana was introduced to Allstars. Sumail didn't even start playing until the degeneration already started.

I'm not an EG fangay and have rooted against them for the most part. I even dislike Peter on a personal level because I played HoN with him pretty frequently in pubs and he was an obnoxious shithead, but only an idiot can deny what Peter did for that team. EG was a joke before him. It will be a joke without him.

we also live in a time where EE won a major but you werent complaining before

Nice thumbnail sperglord. Where does she hide her secret in that slut suit?

>h-honeypot lan

liquiddota.com/forum/dota-2-general/507995-league-of-the-ancients-2
How accurate/inaccurate is this?
>Aussie shitposts are manifesting into reality
Is this the price KEK demands for a Trump presidency?

Nu-EG isn't EG

>dude fire/fighting lmao
end youre pathetic existance child you are nothing compared to me

goodmorning d2g

A Finn won the major the others were just along for the ride

out guy ccnc is live

>i know better than the pros

post your country lad

sry guys I don't have anything better

>patch hits it 1 am
>have to go to work at 5 30 am
do i do an all nighter?

i have to drive 7 hours tomorrow give me music suggestions dotards

So are americucks up yet?

How does it make you feel having all-european finals and EG being btfo by ourest of guys BigDaddyNoTail ?

>truly the end of an era.

I hope it is. I'm bored of doto. I need it to be significantly different to bring me back, instead of the same game I've been playing for five years.

brad sucks- i don't know what i'm doing

Just sleep
I know I can't skip sleep anymore like when I was 14

>12 hours 20 minutes
>still 4 hours before I'm sleepy
this is the worst

Don't call her a slut she is pure

>tfw we missed out on Malcolm posting this year
the times they are a changin

>single elim

(puke)

miss yameos

:'(

That's not her, it's some 3dpd pretending to be the goddess that is Rylai.

Because best of both worlds.

>tfw gulag's retarded meme about wisdom will probably come true.

Was there anything as bad as this during the major?

youtube.com/watch?v=SDOMNlyXwzE

Reminder the Kiev major is also a 4 day event like Boston.

wheres the guy who made these?

we need a SD + Luna/Alch with a mirana and drow in the background, maybe OD and omni deserve a slot its been a long patch guys

It better be a really epic update if they're skipping straight to 7

Since 7.00 will be Reddits magnum opus can we expect Techies to never get buffed again?

I wonder what will happen to Storm

>not wanting a partner who is physically is female but not a mentally unstable psycho

>Skipping
That's not how patch revisions work

It is not a count to 100

That's where cumpendum monies are going.

Oracle too
Leakbro claims they're getting buffed, but anonymity, etc.

don't make fun of autism-chan

they're made by various different people

i might make one for 6.xx like a 5000x5000 collage or something

/back2warcraft is more fun than that shit major

This image is so old.
I think Gaben has lose some weight now.

>Patch 7.00 in less than a day
Besides playing doto what else has happened to you since 6.00 /d2g/?

but he's a monkey

not a white whale

People are fixating on stats and skills but map changes are what will really fuck things up.

what if they never planned to add Wisdom but we meme'd it into reality

what if this is how the game looks like in 7.00?

>Dota new patch is coming
>still can't stop playing Shadowverse

HELPP

it's already been made
it's an edit of the illusionist
didn't save it because I don't find this meme particularly funny.
you can probably find it on reddit

...

Yeah there will be a big Reddit logo in the middle of the map

I still think you're a massive autist with an extremely cynical outlook to how the dota scene works.

I'm just replying your post because you did make a point about kids like sumail. The pros and players whom played allstars are becoming obsolete thanks to rubberbanding and other drastic changes from allstars, thus the most successful teams in recent tournaments feature players and teams whom got into the pro dota scene after those mechanics were implemented.

fear and ppd had to go.

>implying anything will fuck up this game worse than wisdom

lolbro here

why does the 7.0 preview only show stuff from esport? what about the video game? does it mean that 7.0 will be so good that it will be untouched until the next ti?

Hero/es that you think will get an Aghs upgrade in the patchu?

BH or Slardar

7.00 is gonna be a china patch

sun wu kong straight into captains mode
chinks practicing on it for months in private with icefrog
new chinese sets that support the communist party