/owg/ - Overwatch General

How big is Widowmaker's cock?

>mfw bullying Diva as Zarya or Roadhog

This is my OTP

>Attack Hanamura
>our Dva doesn't understand how tanking works and sits behind literally everyone else on our team tickling the enemy rein shield

How does it make you feel that Ana would still get picked over Mercy even if healing grenade was completely removed?

So no leaks at all? Just gotta wait until Tuesday?

As big as her gun

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>try out McCree for the first time
>IT'S HIGH NOON
>Genji deflects my bullet
>I oneshot myself

OK no, NO, this is not OK, this is some horseshit and you know it.
Why the fuck is this faggot able to deflect Ultimate skills basically whenever he needs?

Dva nerf when?

Because you knowingly fired into it, you stupid faggot.

>haven't played comp since placements
>desperately want to hit diamond for the end of season rewards
>don't want to struggle through shitters and 3 tank memes

Should I wait to play in the hopes that Ana might be nerfed, or should I just bite the bullet and queue up into shitter hell?

Why is Lucio's VA looks like someone you'll find in a latin telenovela.

>that feel when you have an incompetent shitstack on your team

Why do they always have an abrasive "us vs them" mentality against the rest of the team and will start defensively blaming at the first sign of trouble?

Good. Mercy is annoying.

SALTIEST PLAYERS POWER RANKINGS

1. GENJI
2. MERCY
3. TRACER

nip

1. Your five teammates when you go offense Torb

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>Six gorillian health because Ana
>Nuke utility
>Two lives
>Never reload spam
>All armor

I hope when the balance pendulum swings back Dva becomes the worst, most unplayable class in the game.

God this game was fucking frustrating. The duo queuers weren't in the team chat and they ignored everything we typed, so we had one tank the entire game, and we actually somehow managed to defend point A (mostly thanks to Pharah) until overtime, then they won. I am so fucking mad

Does ELO rating gain increase per win the more you win, so for example I'm win/loss 20 ELO, I go on a winning streak (or increase my win ratio), will I start getting more than 20 rating per win?

you do have your wallet / bank account ready for the christmas skines right user?

>implying I didn't save enough dosh for Christmas

>instalock d.va/roadhog every game
>ignore your team
>shoot children until you win
It's really this easy

>Paying for cosmetic upgrades in a game you've already paid for
Can't keep letting game companies get away with this

kys goy

MODS

t. poorfag

Yes.

Yes after 5 wins you get a bonus up to 100 SR per win. But you take a harsher SR penalty than usual once you lose one and it resets

i fucking hate quickplay so goddamn much holy shit

I've always wondered, are the things on her cheeks make up, tattoos or what? Is this a common thing in SK?

I got like 31k and i only care about stuff for D.Va anyway. I think i'm set.

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>Hear some Arabic
>I AM STRONG
>Zarya that looks like she came out of Hangeki comes running towards me
Is the only answer here basically to give up?

Ah okay, thanks. I was just wondering how difficult it will be to climb ELO once I actually got good.

>Play a comp game as Dva
>We stomp with 3 man premade team
>Having fun doing so
>Get POTM and 4 golds
>Add them
>They dont want to queue with me

Around 3k shekels atm, but not spending them until the end of the event in case I didn't get a desired skin through level up/arcade lootboxes,

I want McCree to suffocate me with his bulge

What's the best way to get bronze in the placement-matches?

Please post Lewdhardt. Or just sexy Rein

>reinhardt can hit d.va inside her suit while it's dying
How is this fair?

DON'T pick Genji. His stats are deflated by the amoebas that lose the game on your team. Even if you do nothing but kill yourself repeatedly you will place SIlver. I am not even joking.

As someone who got bronze recently, play some assassin hero and just dick around killing their back line and never touch the capture points.

Or play a healer and pretend you're retarded.

Or just be bad, like me

A weird platinum player on my team just called me shit at dva and said I don't have any good ultimates and because "no bodying."

What the fuck is "bodying" on dva?

>giving Dva more ability to survive
NO

>FPS: 20

overwatch games starting while i take a break

Peanut Butter will win

>reinhardt can do this weird thing and nobody else
>REEEEEEE STOP GIVING HER MORE TANK

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highlights

lots of people running away
sombra break's lucio's nose
mcree and peanut butter rumble
hanzo bashes pharah's head against a rock

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day 1 highlights

peanut butter chases dva
mercy heals sombra
torb falls out of a tree and dies

Christmaswatch when?

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>Christmaswatch when?
SOON. Less than 72 hours.

how long tho?

visiting family for the holidays ;_;

lots of causalities tonight

mercy sabotages junkrat
zarya blows up a landmine while trying to arm it
reinhardt kills roadhog and symmetra

anything that can cleave could probably do that
it's just more obvious with Rein's huge swing arc

Where do you find teams for competitive? No one actually just goes in solo, right?

2-3 weeks.
Probably until after new years eve.

just play with people in qp, team up with the good ones

all melee attacks can I believe
iirc I've hit her with dragonblade

3 more dead in the next day

genji steals from mcree
junkrat kills bastion
mei kills hanzo
reinhardt doesn't have heating in his suit

que solo and find competent people...if you're in a good team have the balls and ask everyone else if they wanna que together

I climbed through diamond with roughly the same 5 people

>Less than 72 hours.
>no leaks yet

It's also way more fun and the game is like 10x more enjoyable when everyone on your team knows what they're doing

>Junkrat strangles Bastion

One, how does someone kill a robot by strangling it?
Two, goddamn Junkrat is a hardcore mofo.

All right I'm in Asian servers so I get a mix of mostly korean, chinese, and japanese players.

So, just start friending anyone doing amazing in games until I can eventually get 5 in a party, attempt joining a competitive game and hope they join?

night 2

mercy kills junkrat
tracer takes pity on ana
reaper and genji stare at the stars
sleep tight peanut butter

day 3 is relatively peaceful

winston spies on sombra and mei
ana gets her camp raided by a bunch of thieves
mcree finds a river

>Mei and Winston huddle for warmth.
lewd

>zen makes a slingshot

"YOUR SUPERIOR INTELLECTS ARE NO MATCH FOR MY PUNY WEAPON!"

If you don't know how to body as D.Va, you're a shit D.Va
It's like a Mei not knowing how to boost people with her wall

night 3

gay robot shit going on between genji and zenyatta
tracer and 76 hold hands
dva, mercy and mei team up
mcree cooks some beans
and lucio can't figure out how to make a fire

>Master and Student snuggling together
That's actually really nice

>It's like a Mei not knowing how to boost people with her wall
How can anyone not know how to do this
I mean you just make it at their feet
by far the biggest obstacle is just finding people who are even aware you could do it for them

Winston's losing his marbles.

day 4

peanut butter sneaks
dva is going insane
winston kills genji and mei
tracer dies from poop sickness
and in a surprising turn of events, a white man steals from a negro

It's why I lost one of my placement matches (not the ability itself but someone on my team tore into them for not knowing and the Mei griefed the rest of the match because salt)

current status

night 4, a deadly night

those beans from the other day make mcree shit himself until he dies
mercy takes down widowmaker
lucio still can't figure out fire

i'll be spending $80 this round, unless theres an icon I absolutely must have

Why do i have a feeling peanut butter will win.

I don't understand why anyone would spend money right out of the gate, before desperation started to sink in