/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

wtb eb edition

>Free login campaign (December 1st - January 4th)
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/7f6f03825f75fdb71701f7ad9f68cbf4d8ab3bca

>German summer event (November 22nd - December 12th)
de.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/430a436b8bfc162786f81d479d13109b9a9524ff

>Tokyo Fanfest (December 23rd - December 24th)
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/34e70073fb0a9d3f7059d05394abe5faf882f0a2

>Patch 3.45 Notes
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c55a99e864094c0c7dfcbde0fa35bd9fda60dfcb

>Letter from the Producer LIVE Part XXXIII Update Thread
forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/311434-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXXIII-Update-Thread

>Stormblood Expansion Teaser
youtube.com/watch?v=mAobb8_SzHY

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells
pastebin.com/raw/YcEBGQWu

>Previously on /xvig/:

>slow thread
>not even bump limit yet
>makes a new thread anyways

>No face marks
Would not EB

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oyasumi

Who is this cute cat? Do you like cuddling and ear play?

>tattoos + whiskers.
It looks like a mess.

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pst server/name

_yes_

xth for commending your Equilibrium buddy after a good run of Soph EX

fug

cat

post mnk tummy

how drunk are you right now

Not hard to recreate

LF drunk c@ to r8p

POST TUMMY

Catboy posing in Syrcus Tower with a serious expression on his face.

I hope 3.5 adds more fish. It feels wrong not having a skywatcher open in my browser.

>Cool new friend goes to bed
>Some cat is now talking about Nald'thal's judgment of souls in a Jesusy way

The Quicksand carries on.

Ninight.

So xivg are you on the naughty or nice list this year?

Only cat?

Definitely naughty

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Exceedingly naughty

I could possible go for an au ra as well.

im goin to hell buddy

I'm Jewish.

like this?

Nice____

name?

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they can't stop posting characters anymore than valvey can stop being develop mentally delayed

so naughty

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Nice, obviously. If I've paid off the right people.

lol

a lot

That's "developmentally delayed" just so you know.

Posting a catboy?
Bold move!
Goodnight

Where is santa, I want to sit in his lap and tell him my holiday wishes.

yes!! more catbois!!

>what is a typo

You naughty girls might need to be punished ;3

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I need Santa's candy cane in my love tunnel

>trying to decide on which day to start being merry twelve days until Christmas
>google
>It's referring to the twelve days AFTER Christmas
My life is lie.

>soph ex start
>2 guys have to reset cooldowns because they class-changed outside a sanctuary
>one of the guys ask nicely for everyone to jump off to reset cooldowns
>he jumps before waiting for a reply, as does the other guy
>3 of us jump together with them
>AST finally says no because "muh aoe balance"
>say i'm "not autistic enough to care about whether i have balance or not"
>the remaining 3 of them get triggered over "autistic"
>guessing the 3 of them are in the same party at this point since they're the only ones refusing a reset
>the MNK among the 3 calls suiciding to reset cooldowns "abusing the reset"
>pic related
>literally hold the 5 of us hostage at the start of a Soph EX run over this shit
>we finally vote dismiss the AST but then everyone leaves
why are people such fucking babies

a lot what?

>abusing the reset because you babies couldn't just wait 30 seconds for your cooldowns
kill urselves

>held you hostage for long enough to enable a vote dismiss

what the fuck?

Stop playing on Aether and this shit doesn't happen

it's 180 seconds on Raging Strikes
and suiciding en masse takes less than 10 seconds

>7 other players should go out of the way to accommodate my dumbass

there were 2 people with cooldowns on because of that error
and what's your deal with suiciding to reset anyway

Neither because I'm not a relevant ebin anymore so I'm not in any list

>not using party finder
You have only yourself to blame.

>Neither because I'm not a relevant ebin anymore so I'm not in any list

You're on my list, user.

Liar ;_;

Which FC do I join for... you know...

Nugly

j oi n s uya

Where can I find a detailed guide on how to become an ebin?

STOP

It's encrypted on my gc but you have to rub it real good before its visible.

Alright let me put my sandpaper gloves on

>everyone should commit suicide because I and my gay balmung buddies have severe autism and couldn't get our shit together 40 seconds before the instance

ya

my server's pretty dead at this hour
a) i was on solo queue, so it was more of a favour for those two that's been done for me before when i made the same mistake
b) i'm not on balmung

pst....

Anyone want to commit suicide

ya wat this guy said clearly the fault of fagameshfag faggots who are all faggots if you're on gilgamesh

Sure, yeah. PST

sushi is CUTE

Nigga, I don't main on your shit ass data center. People being trash can retards is inexcusable no matter what.

ugly

tfw when u kume and he STILL wont show u the boogies

No idea.

This post doesn't make any sense.

whichever list it is, i'm getting my stocking stuffed this christmas ;)

comb your hair!

Does lvlup of squadron member increases their stats?

cute

yes

a lil

balbey

a small amount, but yes

naughty

>tfw you're not being held firmly in a tall elezen's lap while she gently pets the absolute unrelenting shit out of your sensitive head

are you evil?

No, the fluffiness is a charm point.

Thanks!

What does the suicide watchlist count as?

quit making shit up, your head that sensitive.

Cute meower. 'w'

maybe? I dunno

I'd like to have a taller au ra_ female sit next to me and let me pet them.

>your friend stops replying and now you feel lonely in these dead hours
Sometimes I wonder why I bother playing. It just makes me more lonely as I play it.

Getting your head pat feels a hundred times better than sex.

Are you also an au ra or what?