/utg/ - Undertale General

Goatdad Edition

Previous timeline: Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-The Game
>store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>undertale.com/

-The Demo
>undertale.com/demo.htm

-Booru
>under.booru.org/

-Recommendbin
>pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebin
>pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc


-Fangamebin
>pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h

-Steam Group
>steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen

-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale

-Zeemap
>zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782

-Shimejibin
>pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY

-Artbook
>pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=mNZzt5Vcsbs
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Fish!

Threadly reminder that I'm eternally looking for more people with rare or extensive Undyne image collections, preferably including images gathered from twitter from the earlier half of the year.
If you'd prefer not to share publicly let me know and we can try to work something out.

Would Flowey make a squeaky sound if you squeezed him?

nice

Asgore a cute.
Flowey would probably just attack you desu.
Unless he still had the power to reset, in which case he would toy with you figuring out your weak point and exploiting it to entertain himself.

dumb phoneposter

The fuck did you just say about phone posters

Petals are for petting.

user thats gay, stop.

they dumb

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I wonder if we'll get any new information about the whole secret Gaster stuff and Sans' past, or if Toby's plan is to just let it die.

Don't do that.

It's over.

user.

Kill your dreams.

we're never going to get anything else from Toby lore wise. He's confirmed it multiple times

As cute as this is and as much as we love flowey, we all know that's not how it would happen. I'd love to see flowey after taking a few souls though. I'd risk petting them then.

He has? I thought he never said anything at all.

He has said repeatedly not to expect any new content and that everything he says on twitter or in the merch isn't canon anyways

That's pretty much a non-answer, which probably means he'll do whatever he feels like.

you must be fun at parties

Its time to let go and accept the facts

>facts

I love how he also said the kickstarter isn't canon.
The promises for the alarm clock, papyrus' cool song and everything else happened in a non-canon medium so he doesn't need to follow up on them.
and if he actually starts using that excuse the salt will be the funniest I've seen in awhile.

>dingaling turned out to be a bigger sjw than Toby Fox.

There is a grand total of 801 homosexual ships in Undertale. The fox cannot be beat.

who?

Yeah but Dingaling says all white people are horrible and that Donald Trump Proves it
And that video games are cancer

>dingaling
literally who

>being surprised after playing his game
Its literally about how much men suck
He had a meltdown on twitter when Trump won and pretty much called all his fans sexist pigs and that they were worthless and not to buy his stuff or support him. Say what you will about toby but he keeps his politics and his stuff separated
Guy who made LISA

The Creator of Lisa

Eww, who linked /v/ the thread?

The people who are still here from the demo threads almost four years ago.

>Trusting anything an ex-homestuck shitposter says
He'll do something in like 10 years.

>is ashamed about how fragile whites are
>while being a fragile little bitch
I want to gas everyone please never post this again.

>triggered

Life is suffering.
You will burn with me.

Asriel is for ____

>Complaining about the fragility of other people.
>Responding to it with 'I wanna gas everyone'

Shut up dingaling.
Please, this place is already torture.

how about you faggots go back to your home board

>>Trusting anything an ex-homestuck shitposter says
I was pointing out that he hasn't actually said anything definitive one way or the other.

Thinking about during a long work day and missing deeply.

leaving underground to rot while fucking both of his parents are the same time

It happens every time, and it's always hilarious.

Waking up next to and loving deeply!

>making a joke about stupidity = being fragile
Guess you're fragile for responding.

Hugging, protecting, and petting.

Not lewd, though, never lewd.

That's old news. I always knew he wasn't right in the head.

Reminder: it is ALWAYS okay when /v/reddit does it.

hot dicking

"petting"

I cannot think of a person who chases that many hobbies and is well adjusted.

You seem upset.

It's even worse to miss something you never had in the first place. Oh Asriel, what could have been.

Am I not allowed to be?

Reminder: every place is a safe space for someone. And while that someone might not use this specific terminology to describe their safe space, they would react to 'invasion' exactly the way sjws would react to it.

Anyways, Undertale.

Its never gonna happen user
Give it up
Even if it did he doesn't know you
He would probably hate you if you're anything like me anyway
Plus its devaluing the characters to daydream about them doing something they wouldnt I figured that out a while back
Feels bad

You don't know how true that is, my friend.

Always lewd.

I tried to tell the principal, but when I got to the principal's office Miss Undyne was there and she was laughing and tried to lock me in the room but I got out and ran out of the school all the way home.

So I told my parents and they said they were gonna go to the school and talk to this "Miss Undyne", but that was yesterday and they still haven't come back home and I think someone's watching me and wont stop knocking a t the door and im scared please somone help

Seems kind of fragile.

Hey folks, sorry for disturbing you gentlemen, but I got a call from the station. Something about... a goat child?

You guys weren't doing anything indecent with a goat boy, were you?

Grabbing the first person he sees walk by the alley and inserting his massive gotedick inside them!
No time to search for a hole, just force it in through the stomach!
Massive, bloody cummy!

user stop.

That image shouldn't give me the reaction it's giving.

Asriel is pure.

Yeah well I'm not white so there's no problem.

Kill them all officer. Light up this place like a goddamn Christmas tree.

Annnd THESE are fine examples of the kind of person Asriel is to be protected from.

Exercise constant vigilance!

Oh good. You're here just in time.

No, officer
Just a cat

Then why is it making you upset?

No, just completely legal indecent things with this older goat gentleman

What are you waiting for? Open the door!

He's hating on his own race and I'm concerned for them. Anyway, we should probably get back to Undertale.

>its you
Why do you do it though
Or is it just a meme

That's just Sans

i like sucking cat dick
not much else to it

>GIVING HIM ATTENTION
>EVER

LITERALLY KILL YOURSELF, YOU SUBHUMAN CUNT.

>White people
>A race
lol fucking neckbeards

>you will never wake up to this
>you will never smooch him on the forehead and wish him a good morning
>you will never make breakfast for him
>you will never [insert random activity the gote would enjoy doing]

And what sort of reaction is it giving to you?
Tell me about it, how does it make you feel?

>you will never see his smiling face with your own two eyes
This is what hurts the most.

>race discussion
>goat child molestation
>cat fucking
im fragile and white somebody help me

>Morning walk on the beach before heading out to drop him off to school.

Reminder that Flowey, and by extension, Asriel, is the smartest and most knowledgeable monster in the Underground.

He read every book and probably memorised them, too. And probably completed Toriel's homeschooling curriculum five times over with perfect grades.

Waking up to the feel of fuzzy goat paws on your chest in the morning!
Asriel's bright and smiling face looking down at you!
Ruffling Asriel's hair, causing him to bleat softly!
Wrapping your arms around him, pulling him into a sunday morning bear hug!
Slowly lifting Asriel off of your chest so you can get up!

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All forms of Asriel are approved here.

Here being my heart and soul.

everyone, please appreciate this skeleton

okay thank you for your attention

Good taste.

Unless you lewd him in which case you're a sicko.

What if Frisk was secretly a highly-trained child soldier sent into the underground to assess the status and danger of monsters and to decide to either kill them all or release them back into the world?

Asriel demanding cummies in the middle of the supermarket!
Asriel shouting and screaming that he wants cummies NOW!
NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!
Telling Asriel to patiently wait for his cummies at home!
Asriel starting to throw a tantrum!
Asriel screaming and crying that you've ruined his childhood!
Asriel running down the aisles, grabbing and tossing items around!
Asriel running up to other peoples' shopping carts and shaking them, toppling them over if they're unattended!
Finally having to give in and sucking him off!
Asriel being pleased for all of two seconds, before saying that it was too short and small! He wanted a BIG cummy!
Asriel beginning to throw a tantrum again!

I can't bring myself to lewd anybody.
That's some good goddamn bones jesus christ.

delete this right now

youtube.com/watch?v=mNZzt5Vcsbs

Both disgust a want to hug asriel, a want to be asriel in that situation and arousal for some reason

no, but there's one user that appears to be in danger of undyne raping him

...

There's literally nothing wrong with platonic goat love.
, on the other hand

I can't buy gummy bears without mentally calling them 'cummies' anymore because of people like you, fuck you user