>chatting up girl at bar >"so what do you drive, user?" >Corvette >"oh I love Corvettes! You'll have to take me for a ride sometime ;)))"
Meanwhile in bizarre/o/land.....
>chatting up roastie at bar >"so what do you drive, user?" >Nissan >proceed to sperg out about how somebody else drove your car 1.40 seconds faster than a Corvette on a penis shaped track in California >"o-ok user, that's good for you, I guess...." >leaves to go talk to v6 Challenger driving Chad who fucks her in the ass later that night
Nathan Collins
Nobody but bus riders give a fuck about the gtr
Jayden Garcia
Checked
Mason White
>buying cars to impress other people
Kevin Thomas
...
Brandon Nguyen
>he's so unattractive he needs a car to get girls I did it when I still rode a fucking bicycle to and from work, you need to re-evaluate your fucking life
Brayden Torres
the quads speak the truth
NISSAN FANBOYS BTFO
Nicholas Harris
>buying a car so you have something to get some nasty gold digger slut in a bar
Lmao, gm cucks
Ayden Allen
>>"so what do you drive, user?" Translation:"how much money you spent on your car is an indicator if how much money I can extract from you"
Nathan Butler
i drive a 2013 honda Veeky Forums and ive fucked just about 20 girls in the back with the seats down
listen. guys. only other men care you bench 350. only other guys care about your horsepower. only other guys care about your "cool" stuff. most bitches only care that you support yourself and are at the very least decent
Eli Taylor
nice script
Joshua Watson
>"oh I love Corvettes! You'll have to take me for a ride sometime ;)))" hopefully she lives within 6 miles of the bar
Ian White
>implying racers need girlfriends
Dominic Lee
This. I'd rather drive a CLA over a fucking Nissan
Adrian Cox
corvette drivers arent racers, they are c&c enthusiasts
Ian Diaz
Only hole in your story is Chad driving a v6.
Joseph Wood
probably an ecoboost mustang
Asher Martinez
Only hole in that version is Chad isn't gay.
Jose Price
you probably drive a fucking pt cruiser faggot
there is literally nothing wrong with either of those cars
Jace Rogers
6 cylinders is all Chad needs
Elijah White
>buying cars to impress other people I hide my wealth level and am much happier for it. People don't try to involve me in their schemes nor do they hold my wealth against me. I guess I am one of those that doesn't need to have my ego stroked. Sure, I like it. But I don't seek that out. I am confident of my own value and position in life.
Nicholas Thompson
>oh I love Corvettes! You'll have to take me for a ride sometime
Oh I love Corvettes. You'll have to buy me lots of gifts all the time such as dresses and shoes. I'll use those dresses and shoes to attract better guys than you. So thank you for financing my ambitions.
Landon Green
blown the fuck out.
Michael Stewart
btfo
Leo Young
Only people who buy corvettes are boomers and blue collar guys who can't afford a European sports car. She's gonna be real impressed when she learns about the franchise you own/operate user.
Jose Bell
>leaves to go talk to v6 Challenger driving Chad who fucks her in the ass later that night Fuckin' Chad again! I hate that guy.
>I did it when I still rode a fucking bicycle to and from work Girls like good legs, and you get Dat Stamina Bikefagging is underrated. >Until September, from whence it'll rain for six months non-stop
Landon Stewart
QUADS SPEAK
Joshua Thomas
>bizarre/o/land..... Really user? Not bizarr/o/land, or even better, bizarr/o/world? And ellipsis is three dots, not fucking five
Levi Campbell
NO RECOVERY
Isaac Hernandez
weebs are beyond recovery at this point
Zachary Brown
KEK speaks.
Nolan Ramirez
only a gm fanboy busrider would say anything like that
Jackson Thompson
Kuwads confirm, GTR fanbois btfo
Benjamin Miller
> Implying people buy R34s and keeps them stock
Julian Taylor
>implying people buy cheby and keeps them stock
John Bailey
oh yeah dude i forgot that fartcan really adds 700 hp and the stance gives it more aero than an ACR right
Kayden Gutierrez
there goes my sides
btfo
Leo Jackson
gm won't recover
Jaxson Bennett
>Implying you'd actually make it to the bar in the first place without breaking down
Noah Green
...
Levi Cooper
>fake lap times
Juan Hall
>oh y-you drive a BMW panzer-san, you must have alot of money, can you buy me a drink. T-that creepy old guy in a corvette was trying to hit on me, gross right?
Lucas Rivera
>thinking that motor trend lies what's wrong with you user
>sorry to bother you but that guy two stools down has a rusty and old bimmer and i think he slipped me something,wyd??