What kind of car do I need to attract thicc whores Veeky Forums?
What kind of car do I need to attract thicc whores Veeky Forums?
Juan Reyes
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Hudson Sanders
stanced civic
William Hughes
This
Hudson Perry
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Camden Young
Rusted 71 chevelle with ano exhaust leak
Elijah Lewis
How many times do we have to have this thread?
If you can't get a girl without a car, you cannot get a girl with a car.
Chad could pull more pussy in a Nissan Maxima than your cheeto stained, sweaty ass can in an SLR.
Joshua Bailey
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Jacob Wright
>thicc
nigger detected
Justin Price
You don't need a car to attract thicc whores, user. Whores are easy, just be dominant but not forceful, and be openly sexual and flirty. Also, the thicc girls tend to be insecure about their bodies, so make them feel pretty. Finally, find one that hates her dad and loves cars, she'lol put out guaranteed
Luke Brown
>make them feel pretty
Works for thick whores. What most people don't realize is the opposite is true for actual hot women. If you make a 9/10 feel unattractive she'll put out. Instead of complimenting her and falling over yourself like literally every other guy, point out a couple flaws low key. Has to be physical flaws.
Luis Wood
>she'lol put out guaranteed
>she'lol
What did you mean by this?
Angel Hill
>car
You need a truck. Specifically one with a v8 and 4x4.
Jaxon Taylor
Who's the girl
Nicholas Williams
a Mercury Crown Vic
Luke Lopez
Jade Ramey
Connor Sullivan
>visible pubic hair
fucking minorities
Adam Taylor
>not liking pubic hair
Evan White
Chrysler 300
Ayden Stewart
Fpbp
James Bell
a miata, 350z or a rav4.
These cars girl like. Because they're not scary and agressive.
Sorry but if you have say an impreza with 500hp enigine that braps , you better carry a fake tooth with lube in it.
Thomas Perez
Any f-150 past '06
Juan Butler
Maybe if you want to pickup obese rednecks, gotta put that truck bed to use amirite?
Sebastian Barnes
Are you 12?
Robert Harris
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Carter Ortiz
This lovely beast
Jacob Watson
Try this
Adam Scott
All you'll be hauling in that car is skinny fuccbois. Seats aren't large enough to haul thick ass around town.
Grab an old ford/chevy truck and go to town.
Noah King
>he did not get it
Matthew Brooks
I actually respect this man. He knows exactly what he wants and I appreciate it.
Gavin Long
How thicc are we talking? Jeeps and mallcrawlers in general are optimal for picking up stupid frat girls
Matthew Parker
kek
Landon Flores
Shit like this makes me want to race mix even more
Cameron Thomas
>El Ultimo Gaso
Brandon Richardson
>Maybe if you want to pickup obese rednecks, gotta put that truck bed to use amirite?
Trucks pick up ALL hungry bitches. The trick is to bolt a lunette ring painted like a donut to the center of your truck bed, then cruise by with the tailgate down. The big gurls will bite down and not let go, but they can't bite thru the forged steel. Pull into some comfy spot and mount them from behind.
Jason Wright
>dat shoop
I can tell by the pixels.
Samuel Baker
Anything over $60k MSRP
Aiden Bailey
no one cares, mongrel
William Rogers
>needing a car to atract thicc thotties
Come on man.
Eli Morris
You cared enough to respond
Andrew King
>obese rednecks
only quality weed friendo
Brandon Baker
blown the fuck out
now he's renaming files to pretend he actually has sex with hot girls
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Nicholas Perry
>"ARGHGGGG PREZ OUT SHITPOSTS ME AND GETS BETTER PUSSY, I HATE HIM SO MUCH!!!1"
Camden Fisher
>cuck is too triggered to reply
Luis Roberts
Even better? Tell her something on her looks pretty. Not her. Something she is wearing. Then walk away. She'll come to you. They always do
Carson Brooks
Stay btfo