You're sitting in a room of executives from BMW

You're sitting in a room of executives from BMW

what do you pitch to them to salvage their brand

turbo v6's for every car in the lineup

it worked for ford

Blinker fluid.

Remove pigfat.

Release an e30 like 2 series and make the suv's able to actually offroad. Bring back CSL and an M1 like supercar. Appeal to the people who currently drive focus rs's and lotuses.

Release an mx-5 like fwd dirt cheap bmw for badge whores and chinks.

>BMW ever being able to make something on par with the new Camaro

BTFO

A bunch of idiots who buy cars on the basis of brand legacy and memes.

>You're sitting in a room of executives from BMW
>what do you pitch to them to salvage their brand

I would tell them to have a sincere talk about the german car industry with the OP of this thread:

Sell the motorcycle division.

It seems it's only america where BMW are suffering because rest of the world loves BMW
keep salty OP

>>rest of the world loves BMW
>Yurpian thinks Europe is the "rest of the world".

>Has never been outside of his state, let alone his country

Ehh

>Not doing hot in America
>Outsold by buick in China
>no one else really cares

>what do you pitch to them
A grenade. Each.

> To salvage their brand
I plant radioactive sources in the chairs in their dealerships, so anyone who drives a BMW dies of cancer. BMW drivers are cancer, they need to die of it.

>making poor and baseless accusations in a hilarious attempt to hide the truth
>being wrong on more levels than you can even realise

Make every car FWD
Rebrand FWD as Active S-Drive+

remove pigfat and useless electronics
add dipstick
add actual useful cooling system

>outsells lincoln and cadillac combined in their home market
>rebranded opels

A car that lasts more than 100k miles

The man is right. America may be very picky when it comes to car, but 3rd worlders suck BMW and Mercedes cock like there's no tomorrow. It doesn't matter it's a unreliable piece of shit, the brand makes it a class symbol.

They even open a factory in Brazil to sell even more overpriced cars. Be also aware they're doing very well with other BRICS.

More glitz and bling. Double down on appeal to the nigger rich.

BMWs have that now. Headlight sprayers.

I know. I designed the damn machines that build those little fuckers.

Said they should hire more africans so company will be more diverse and better.