/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

ok let's address the elephant in the room...is comehomewithme a cute girl?

go use accel multiplier on more races to pretend you're any good at them mr menu-afoo

you can save on tuesday when the dlc drops

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different bear.

SAVE SUCCESFUL

I want to milk Bell

nasty bitch

I'VE GOT SOME SHIT TO SAY JUST FOR THE FUCK OF IT

lit whomafoo?

either way, fuck off

FEELS LIKE A WHEEL

we all do

user your comparing the wrong bears.
see

explain the different colored nose on the left bear when it's unicolor on the right one then.

le giant bear and le childhood toys belong in reddit

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GRAND THEFT LOADING.

i.imgur.com/aG10ycZ.jpg
user pls. Enough with this. It's unBEARable.
Post GTA

that feel when you want to makean old looking asian guy character but you already have your main and your female characters.

fuck off

The update will be coming on the 13th, no trailer or newswire post until then because you faggots used the information Russell provided specifically to your niche and spammed it around for clickbait journalists and YouTubers to treat it like the fucking coming of christ. Lately the executives and general directors have been monitoring everyone's asses around the studio, just about every employee will have to review their NDA, it's been a fucking catastrophe and all thanks to you cunts not being able to keep a secret.

It's going to be hard to leak anything throughout the upcoming months, but in the meantime I'll leave you with this: Liberty City is going to be the last update before we move on to Read Dead Redemption 2. It will include a mostly unchanged port of the city with some minor improvements in vegetation, all remaining vehicles from IV / EFLC that have not yet been added to V and an extra short heist set around Algonquin. Pic related that everyone was freaking out about is pretty much it, expect the release date to be some months before RDR 2 is out as a neat wrap-up gift that goes back all the way to the beginning. It's like poetry or eternal recurrence or some shit.

Also, since I know you faggots will never take me serious if I don't say anything about the upcoming update that can't be proven as soon as its out, the Comet Retro is going to be based on a Porsche 959 instead of a Singer or some shit. Screencap this and wait for the 13th, suckers.

>suckers.
rude

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You're not Monkey, pat or Kiri.

SAM A CUTE!

>Error response received from steam
>Code 1000.50

y u do this

same

didn't read you cunt

>it's been a fucking catastrophe and all thanks to you cunts not being able to keep a secret.

uhhh
>R* FAGGOT posts possible info
>on an anonymous, registration-free forum that anyone can browse or post to
>random fuckfaces find it and make a big deal out of it
>somehow it's our fault

????

>Porsche 959
Not sure how I feel about this

>It's going to be hard to leak anything throughout the upcoming months

proceeds to leak the biggest of shits

I want to believe, but I can't
and if comet retro is 959 Im going to consider believing, but also cry

GTA IV for XBone when, senpai?

>no trip
>i skip

>Vincent

lol what a lying faggot

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>959, the most obscure porche in history

>someone will believe this

Already uploading a YouTube video about it.

SERVERS UP WHEN

will need a trip to verify

When snow is no more

>everyone knows and loves 959
>recognizable from a mile away amongst other porsches

define this 'obscure' you're talking about

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>959
>obscure

Don't wanna give it any credibility to the alleged leaker, but

youtube.com/watch?v=7mFleLfedrU

plus, a Porsche 959 is also not any less obscure than a Jaguar XJ220 or a Bugatti EB110 either.

An ugly person is immediately recognized in a crowd of beautiful people

glove street, home

>obscure

que?¿

>959
>ugly
[[TRIGGERED]]

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How will this work in Benny's? Didn't rockstar goy say there were Benny's cars

too bad about the aliasing the window vents and door handle.

did you even use the editor for this?

post some of your Breaking Bad pictures

Looks like the literal definition of a weeaboo car: one that wishes it was Japanese

when is the snow going to happen?
and will there be crate drops?

or has that stuff been removed completely

>benny customizes everything from classic cadillacs to modern ricer cars
why wouldn't it work?

Compared to the Singer it's fucking awful looking

Crate drops and armored vehicles are a dedgen thing only. I don't know why, ask Rockstar.

I know this is bait, but I'm going to upload my dick up your ass :^)

Lets pretend for a second that this has any shred of truth and isn't just the same person claiming to be a leaker with a trip a few threads ago who go btfo

>friends
>then talks about the studio
You'd be more convincing if you just said you were a rockstar employee or that you work with R* FAGGOT

> provided specifically to your niche and spammed it around for clickbait journalists and YouTubers to treat it like the fucking coming of christ
This never happened
>Long term widely known rumour

>Comet Retro is going to be based on a Porsche 959
The one thing you could actually be right on, but you don't have a trip so you know its false

Conclusion: nys ross

Hey PCfats and Boners, are you interested in setting up a Collage for /gtag/?

Signed, Piss Four

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someone collage us

servers STILL down?!?!

so you mean we can avatarfag post pictures of our characters and not get yelled at, make /gtag/ history and become a collage circlejerk?

YES...?

>PCucks
kys

happy now faggot?

What are you afraid of? It would be fitting to have something like that, since the game will be dead sooner or later
embrace the circle jerk

>not playing gamemodes
>not spinning synchronously
>only shitposting
come on guys

Anyone else getting the email that just says "Shark"?

it's "buy shark cardos", or I guess it would be if the servers worked.

Yeah, everyone got that. R* are shameless jews now.

>959
b-but
flachbau

i guess this is ok though

ayy lmao

rockstar never make an online game again please

red dead 2 online

Servers are back up.

How do I become a cute anime girl?

WE'RE BACK BABY

>PCucks will NEVER EVER get it and the online will be not shit bc no PCucks wasting online

nope

>in a lobby with bikers running guns
>actually have fun for once in this game
>knock them all of their bikes with meele/guns
>chase the van
>kill driver
>opening door to van
>jet comes by and uses cannons to destroy the van and everyone
>HAHAHA HAH HAHAHA GOTCHA NOOB XD

I'm online right now with other gtag on ps4

>tfw there will never be interesting interplay in gta5 free roam since they spent all their time putting in dumb party games and timewasters that don't actually promote meaningful pvp
>even if they did promote pvp the tools in the game make it all pretty much pointless since it'll be jets vs antiair

>everyone wants a comet without a spoiler because it looks terrible
>they ask for a classic porsche in hopes it doesn't look like that winged abomination in the game
>they give us a "classic" with a fucking spoiler

why do you play with my heart like this

downdetector.com/status/gta5/map/
map.norsecorp.com/#/

this doesn't exactly happen often you big baby bitch

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Lads. Just recently bothered to try GTA Online and some cykablyat modder spawned a gorillion briefcases on me, adding up to the total amount of 45mil. I'm not nervous about R* punishing me, but according to their FAQ on the topic, they say that they WILL remove illegitimately gotten funds, but let them keep the stuff they bought with it. I've bought everything I could possibly ever want and have 14mil left. Should I spend it all on cars to tie it up, or are the odds of them actually removing my hard earned money so small that it's not worth losing half of it by buying and selling the cars later at half the price?

Nothin personal kid

add your 14mil to the bank, make/open your other character and buy garages filled with souped up expensive cars. so when your funds get removed you can just sell those cars and be back to where you where and in time for import/export

Wait, why do I need a second character for that?