>captain >good >changeling >good >chemists >not neutral evil >pomf chikun >not true neutral >space jews >not neutral evil >mime not chaotic good and clown not chaotic evil it's fucking trash you muppet
Grayson Butler
What do you guys think about weekly training days on the test server?
Anyone think the admins would be interested in making it happen?
Jace Bailey
Honestly, we need this. Too many new people who don't know how to do shit, and don't even read the rules.
Liam Hernandez
literally LITERALLY give out daybans for not reading the fucking rules
Cooper Gonzalez
Admins barely want to do anything on the normal server, the only time I saw an admin train anybody was because so few people knew how cult works
Dominic Rodriguez
>What do you guys think about weekly training days on the test server? Sounds great.
>Anyone think the admins would be interested Never. It'd have to be wholly player organized.
Brandon Richardson
Like I said last thread, I'm willing to teach medbay if this sort of thing happens
Joshua Gutierrez
>that nigger who whined about being gibbed >people with titles in name >Fucking someone with "That Mexican Cleaning Lady" as a name >zero RP >spouting wew and cuck every minute
Justin Cruz
captain should be lawful neutral, good or evil is not as important as keeping the station in line changeling is clearly lawful evil chemists should be chaotic neutral, for FUN pills and 0.159759u Anti-Dylovene (Toxin) space jews should be true neutral, they can do pretty much whatever they want, some are out for themselves and some are decent people, with money being the overarching goal mime and clown should definitely be swapped then i'll be happy with the chart
Jeremiah Howard
>be assistant, find cult base, go report this to the captain >captain has me bashed on the head a few times with a bible, implants me, then takes me to the armory for guns >tells the warden to give me guns >"No he could be cult" >"he's implanted" and then the warden delivers this beauty of a line >"Implying he's implanted"
Jackson Thomas
The problem is that some things aren't teachable without admin intervention, and it would generally go much more smoothly if there were someone there to keep shitters at bay.
I'd be happy to organize it and schedule the instructors if there's even one person with permissions on the test server to facilitate.
But that raises the question: Does anyone even HAVE permissions on the test servet?
Jack Gonzalez
Training WHAT? if the newfags are willing to go to "classes" why aren't they willing to ask for help IC?
Gavin Walker
Mr. Strange isn't a newbie, he just goes HoP so he can instant access to the theater for his stupid special snowflake gimmick. Then he'll not do his job and make a bar in medbay for no good reason other than to be a nuisance.
Jaxson Ward
Admin flags are mirrored, I think. So all admins on the main server have equivalent powers on the test server.
As far as needing admin intervention to teach, are you talking about for antag roles? All traitor gear can be spawned in sandbox mode, as can items that will make you a vampire or a changeling. You can also spawn spellbooks if you want to train as a wizard. You can even play as a blob if you have ghosted players and spawn blobs using the blob meteor gun.
The only antag roles I can think of that would require admin intervention are cult, nukeops, and raiders.
Austin Diaz
>Witness this >Waifu Static plays along with his bullshit, probably alisa, annie or some other shitter >Always the first to complain about the shuttle not being called and hating we build decisions
What the fuck. They autism then want to abandon it.
Nicholas Myers
this is one of my favorite images desu
Oliver Diaz
admins need to be better at giving severe brain damage to people who talk like that. one time a guy used meme arrows ic and it disgusted me
Carter King
Ahelp when you see it, then
Liam Scott
Training everything.
I don't anticipate the audience being newfags because you're right, the vast majority of players who see this on a youtube video won't bother doing anything but joining and fucking it up. Rather, I expect to be training people who already understand the basics of the game and want to git gud enough to play something else without being a hassle during a real round.
The more likely cases for an admin being on is to keep people from fucking up the training sessions, and making the station ready for any sort of training in 3 minutes rather than in 15.
Jordan Walker
>well achkshually, wizards exist, so it makes sense that... >well achkshually, we have undertale paintings, so it's OK to have a reference to... >well achkshually, ghosts can spin chairs, so it's not an exploit that... >well achkshually, carshalash got away with metacomms, so it's OK if I...
Oliver Perry
You can always host a local server where you yourself are an admin, and post the IP in the thread for people to connect to and practice on.
Kevin Gomez
>captain good where else should the captain be
>changeling good i stand by that placement
>chemists, not neutral evil will fix
>pomf chikun not true neutral i put all the birds together as a joke
>space jews not neutral evil space jews range from chaotic good, lawful neutral, chaotic neutral. horribly misbehaving birds is a dead meme, get with the times
>mime and clown placement skillful clowns play chaotic good skillful mimes don't exist, but I imagine them being chaotic evil
will add botanist, mechanic, and Mommi. consider AI rolled in with borgs
Cooper Bell
The thought has crossed my mind, but I don't have access to any machines performant enough to do that with any reliability. Plus, my home connection is horrendous; I don't even know if I can port forward without a business package.
Owen Johnson
>I don't even know if I can port forward without a business package Port forwarding is a setting on your router, it should be independent of whatever setup you have with your Internet provider.
Christopher Robinson
>it should be independent of whatever setup you have with your Internet provider.
You'd certainly be right to think so, but this IS Verizon we're talking about.
Easton Phillips
>Not the same game >Not even the same year
Evan Hughes
>>space jews >>not neutral evil space jews have been way better ever since a handful got shoaed a few months ago
Jason Rivera
"wrong" going from 100% shittery to 80% shittery is not "way better"
William Long
make a post in the forums about it, and link it in the thread
Jonathan Ortiz
most of the players who main space jew are fine the problem traders that the thread loves to bitch about are a rotating band of newfags that pref trader for a few rounds to get a taste of birdtiding, then go back to playing human and even this is far diminished from what it was 5 months ago
Cameron Gomez
FUN FACT You can become 100% immune to blobs by having >120% clone damage and being fed creatine!
Jack Fisher
That doesn,t sound fun at all!
Christopher Cooper
Why would that prevent blobs from dealing brute damage to you?
What the FUCK is the edgy motherfucker with the scythe in chaotic good?
Jeremiah Carter
t. Miyazaki
Connor Myers
Alien belongs in true neutral because it's literally just an animal
Jonathan Campbell
>Hey look we made something mildly grotesque >WTF this is mildly grotesque >muh unrelated analogy... what an insult to life itself... humanity is nearing the end of times... great point
Evan Diaz
I personally think the clown should be chaotic neutral. There are good-spirited clowns and mean-spirited clowns alike, the main constant is the chaos.
Also, why is the warden good while the rest of Security is neutral?
Nicholas Taylor
that's the best chaplain picture from the wiki
Tyler Peterson
>tfw favorite roles in Neutral Good
Jayden Nguyen
>clown clown and mime were originally flipped. most clowns play chaotic good, but the meme is that clowns are canonically evil
>Also, why is the warden good while the rest of Security is neutral? warden moderates shitcurity by making sure cell timers aren't overboard in an ideal world
nah, they're sentient
Christian Perry
im not letting you in the fortress when we've got nanobot changelings moving like that and consuming all human life, buddy
Dylan Miller
>tfw favorite roles in chaotic neutral
Bentley Myers
>Assistant in chaotic good and not chaotic neutral
Matthew Lee
valid hunting = chaotic good
Brayden James
>DE three times in a row Thats enough SS13 for one night.
Brandon Perez
That Captain last round..Just...Wow.
Levi Powell
guessing the lawful evil guy in a lawyer suit is supposed to be a vampire?
Thomas Diaz
>Every assistant valid hunts :thinking:
Noah Hughes
>Get ayy queen on the ground >Get an assault clip of plasma to the back of my head for the trouble
Elijah Rodriguez
just a lawyer see improved version here
Jace Fisher
Yeah but assistants also steal shit and break into everywhere
Kayden Morris
vampire where
Christopher Smith
the wiki didn't have a good sprite for vampire so I left it out
Hudson Butler
I refuse to believe the lawyer suit dude is anything but a vampire in that case
Leo Morgan
Give them something that makes them do their job faster or more efficent. CE gets a tool belt that holds more and larger tools like a RPD already and is a good example. HoP just got a wall flasher and gets an egun round start that allows them to manage the public better if needed. Captain gets anything they want really. HoS has an armory and lawbringer at his disposal allowing tools for taking on direct threats. Some things that other heads lack are tools that matter. RD gets hardly anything round start and anyone with tech storage access/multitool can make everything he has in seconds. Something that would help is a hud that allows remote view of computers similar to silicons. CMO gets the hypo, but that lacks practicality since pills exist and is pretty much only good for chloral. An item that would help is something like specialist gloves that if worn allow you to do medical tasks in half the time like feeding pills or sergery steps. Then again, do you really have any faith in most of the players to not be turbo shitters with the role? I can only recall a few good heads of staff.
Anthony Peterson
what did they do?
Austin Morgan
They were overcompetant...Half the antags got caught and it became extended. He also almost killed an Engineer cyborg by accident lol
Henry Williams
>overcompetant I guess that makes sense if it turns into extended
Kayden Roberts
>Go to HoP for a job change >they say yes to my job >make me a clown instead >ask them to change it back and they refuse >change my name to huge fucking faggot instead >captain needs to tell them to cut it out before they stop and even then they won't >previous round the HoP locked me in a three by one room for going into his office and saying that it was my office now as a joke >changed AI laws to prevent me from leaving >captain and him watched me in there while i resorted to killing myself because i couldn't get out >they didn't try to clone me and instead held some memorial service instead and then maybe spaced me but i stopped paying attention
Nolan Sanchez
good lawyers are legit lawful evil basically their goal is to keep antags alive and free by nit picking spacelaw and security SOP the trick is doing it a clever and entertaining way, so you don't just get ignored
the highest complement you can get as a lawyer is making the HOS/warden kill themselves out of frustration
Kayden Martin
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Julian Hall
Collect logs of them being a fag and request them to be job banned. Sound like a big power trip faggot who could really use one.
Aiden Moore
ahelp it search the logs for names and ban requests
Jack Price
I would like to hear stories about good lawyers.
Jonathan Fisher
Yeah, I demoted Scott for being terrible. He went on a rogue fey mood, but I whipped him down some more.
Joseph Morris
>It's another episode of people with no idea of how alignment works pretending they know alignments.
Assistants are Neutral Evil little shits.
Personal gain and power no matter the cost, without regard for law or order.
t. decade old tabletop player
Connor Reed
>late join deff as lawyer >head down to the brig >introduce myself to HOS, Weller >wander over to perma >an assistant is rotting in there >talk to him >gather that he's a traitor and that he chimped out on security >retire to my office to think and study space law >figure out the following >>security doesn't have any proof he's an enemy of the corporation >>he didn't actually kill anyone >>he committed several crimes, but nothing major >>in total his sentence should not exceed have 12 minutes of brig time >go to the HOS and explain my findings >he sees the logic in what i'm saying, and releases the prisoner >who later goes on to kill more people I haven't played a lot of lawyer, but that is a typical 'good' round for me.
Weller is actually the ideal HOS to deal with as a lawyer because >he is shitcurity (gives you something to bitch about) >but he will listen to reason.(your bitching will not fall on deaf ears)
I do have one super secret legal strategy It is guaranteed to get any client out of jail, but it comes at great personal cost sadly I cannot share it in the thread, because if it was well known it would no longer work
Jack Lopez
trips of truth
Jonathan Cox
any other feedback on the chart?
Elijah Adams
remake it then fucking neckbeard
Gabriel Carter
Help, this shit doens't work.
Asher Young
Nick Weller is a good player in general desu.
Eli Johnson
:)
Jonathan Rodriguez
t. Nick Weller
Dylan Morris
eh entertaining engineer, frustrating security player
Jonathan Brooks
no
the less time I spend talking about alignment, the longer I can preserve my sanity, I only unleash the beast when it's needed
Aaron Harris
>be sole sec officer, only person in the entire department >HoP refuses me detective/armory access even though I'm acting HoS >oh whoops a wiz jaunted into the armory, if only I had access there Why the fuck does this happen so often?
Robert Watson
Erase your system32 folder first to clear the cache permanently
Hunter Ramirez
Reminder that this happened last thread
>Amelia Adams says, "Hey add me to your skype call" >Amelia Adams says, "Happy Hanson add me to your skype call"
>the story
>I'm the clown, Happy Hanson >Negotiating with the HoP to get money for giving him intel >I see Amelia break into the HoPs office, disarm the HoP, tase him, run away with his PDA and ID >I slip Amelia, give the HoP his stuff back and the gun >Somehow he doesn't stun Amelia again and she runs off with his ID >I get the HoP to make me his body guard >See Amelia break in again, slip her again, she gets out after a while >I get all-access from the HoP >See Amelia in the hallway, zoned out >Drag her with me to the HoP and some bird he was talking with on the bridge >She wakes up, I slip her and locker her >HoP tells me to "do whatever" with her >I brig her for 60 minutes, warden is all to happy >As I can't cuff, she's just in her locker >Amelia Adams says, "Hey add me to your skype call" >Amelia Adams says, "Happy Hanson add me to your skype call" >And some other stuff... >Denies doing anything wrong >Kills herself >I search her, HoP ID on her... She could have just walked out of the brig >No, snowflake Amelia must throw a temper tantrum, ocky icky and kill herself >She thinks I was metagrudging her together with the HoP, because why else could anyone be as brilliant to catch her?
