/owg/ - Overwatch General

>join game
>someone instapicks widowmaker, genji and sombra
>leave game

You know they're going to nerf D.Va and leave Ana totally untouched, right?

please do NOT post that racist nazi frog here again

D.Va translates to "Love"

Don't feel like making an image for it.

See for yourself
en.genzu.net/yurai/

genji is sex

>typing Dva with the .
Are you guys literally autistic?

>I can finally play D.Va and not be immediately shamed for picking her
That will never happen. Even if she becomes OP as shit d.va mains will always be nothing more than borderline pedos whom curse their very existence for not being Asian.

This is pretty obvious considering they nerfed nanoboost and fucking buffed biotic grenade as the counterbuff.

>that qt smug will never suffocate me with her blue round derriere
It hurts.

That better not be some cheap genderbend.

>Implying she loves anyone but herself like the little shit she is

Matchmaking patch notes

>76, ana, DVA banned from competitive mode

there, fixed. now we can have fun and play the game.

Also need to have custom portraits / titles for roadhog/76/ana/dva mains this season called "coward" and they can't change it.

2 more days

Zen Lucio 100%
Zarya Rein 100%

o bby.

>t bagging after a round in 3 v 3 ends makes you automatically dead in the next round

When

Tired of 12 year olds bragging

>calling a hero by their name
>autisitc

why do you even care?

>again! AGAIN!!!!

pure canon boypussy

Tank meta really has been the perfect storm of adjustments though.

>Ana's Biotic Grenade enables insane healing totals, which are perfect for high HP targets
>Roadhog's Hook is now much, much, much more consistent for kills now that it teleports the target on hook allowing you to spend a DPS slot on him since he picks like crazy
>D.va can actually move and shoot now

What really needs to happen is for Reaper to be able to allow for independent firing of his shotguns (e.g. left click fires left, right click fires right) so that he can unload on a tank.

This should fix everything.

genji=geek
hanzo=hymen (virgin)
sombra=condom
reaper=shaved
pharah=hearse (dead)

Happens to me all the time XD

>tfw been on a steady climb with Zarya and Tracer

Why live

>it's a "Zarya rekts everyone on your team because retards insist on shooting her barriers" episode

>Hacking

When hacking is interrupted by damage, the hacked player is stunned for 1 second.

>riptire

Is now invulnerable for 1s after spawn, additionally, no more friendly fire.

iktf

Why does every single frogposter post gay shit that nobody cares about? And always poorly greentexted in a way that indicates average IQ.

>additionally, no more friendly fire.
dumb, that literally just makes it a better mech explosion

all I do now is call a player a stupid nigger cunt faggot bitch every time I die to: hook, rein ultimate, 76 bitchburst , 76 ult, dva being a fucking NIGGER and just shooting forever at you and you can't kill her

Odd
My name also comes out as condom

(You)

>It's a "none of my team dives the Zarya when they overextend because they fell for the "Don't shoot the bubble" meme" episode

>rein ult
Haven't seen one in comp in like, forever.

Everyone's on DVa and Road's dicks, it's weird to see anything else

>no christmas skin leaks
>going to be away from home until thursday

what fucking shit

wrong.

junkrat can still die, most likely will
does less than half the damage
half the aoe

amazing.

I feel like it doesn't even matter what or how I play when the game has 11 other players involved in the end

It's just a slightly weighted coin flip to see who gets compatible teammates and who doesn't

that would be far too skill intensive.

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HOLY SHIT, jamison fawkes --> VAGINAL CRAMPS.

MY SIDES LOLLLLLLLLL

and roadhog is amazing.....who woulda guessed

>after 100, you can get queued against 400s and 300s

FUCKING WHY

what is this from

What the fuck is wrong with this person's head? He looks like someone from Jimmy Neutron

Don't worry, they're all shit anyway.

Also, that's not an american plug, you aussie cunt.

That's why this game is so popular with shitters

Lmao

reminder best ana skin is merciful

Really makes you think

Works wonders

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>pure
The thought of how he must have taken the entire family castle, arcade, and town during his playboy days keeps me alive every night.

>widowmaker
>hidden ball

yup

This is true

I'm surprised nobody moved to these yet.

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>Men with green hair

What le fug?

which one is better?

cute fugboy

>sleepdarting a nanoboosted Genji

I know his weeaboo hair skin is bad, I used to hate it too, but I can't help it now I think it's cute on him.

>joined into 2 instant defeat games in a row

Whats with rein and roadhog?

really makes you think..

>the giant manhole

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>Rein then smacks him with his hammer

these niggas get it

>removes the visual clutter on her head
>no more stupid headscarf
>cute hair

And that's all of them

I like purple she is cute

this game is currently supremely unfun.

>roadhog
Cancer, they need to make this an actual projectile so you actually need to fucking aim, rather than some retard hitscan

>dva
Cancer, most hp in the game, auto life, infinite ammo shotguns that do stupid amounts of damage, most mobile character in the game, duration based rein shield, bullshit ult

>76
What happens when you make a mccree that doesnt need to aim, then give him a better pharah rocket oh and make sre he has heals and a big magazine, also sprint. near maximum cancer. walking dva ult.

>Ana
Cancer prime, legit needs to just be remade/removed from the game

>infinite ammo shotguns
Everyone has infinite ammo in this game

>bisexual angel zen
>reaper is desperate

>Get placed in gold despite being in diamond last season
>People see my gold and treat me like I'm wearing a star in 30's Germany

You get a big chunk of free EXP for backfilling into a game like that, so it really isn't a big deal.

I'm pretty sure its the same amount of EXP you get for actually winning a game.

Just think of it as free lootboxes in exchange for 20 seconds of your time.

but does she clean her poopster

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Please stop ;___; Purple is not for sexual

sure

but it fucks up my QP winrates doesn't it?
I know it's just stats but I like to try to have above 50% on all my heroes winrates.

Speaking of which, if you swap heroes in the middle of the match, do all heroes you played that round get winrate increase/decrease, or just the very last pick before the clock runs out?

>removed from the game

>Not wanting a dirty poopster for you to lick clean

mmmm

nigga im hispanic too

this is haram. pls dlet.

>I like to try to have above 50% on all my heroes winrates.

the hell is the point like what the fuck u gonna win from that a cookie

whats the point of no limits if everyone still picks Widow and Genji in quickplay