>queues blowing out to 30+ minutes >subs dipping below 2 mil >only groups for half the content is real money/gold carries >cash shop expanding next patch >PVE and PVP balance never been so bad >population never been this unbalanced >Nost untouchable by blizztard in the motherland >stress test was an unqualified success >forced to hunt down streamers to try and stem the tide of people leaving retail for vanilla private
Have you signed up for Nost 2.0 yet bros?
Ayden Foster
Legion is a shit expansion.
Levi Johnson
>panda's >pixar disney character models >catching squirrels to get legendaries >dailies on steroids >timegating ramped up ten fold >18 different raid difficulties >110 levels (remember to buy your boosts!) >boat day >investing artifact power only to get cucked by the single most unbalanced patch cycle and expansion has ever seen >hidden legendary caps that they swear don't exist only for them to say "lol just kidding ya there's a cap you guys just wasted a month farming m+ for no reason LOL" >removing abilities only to add them back and call it content >shadow priests LMFAO >cell shading on virtually every character model and piece of gear every since WoD for some weird reason (lol, dude at blizzard must have a hard on for making cool gear look like shit??) >hybrid classes that have multiple roles out preforming 90% of the specs >not a single new ranged class ever introduced tot he game despite them having priority over melee >still only 2 mail wearers and they decide to add a fucking 4th leather wearer >nelf male models still not fixed >belf male models still not fixed >lowbie dungeons still have that bug that pulls the entire instance randomly, still not fixed 2 years later (why fix it when you can just pay $60 to skip it LOL?) >forced to literally level 3 of the same class on the off chance you get the right legendary from catching squirrels >forced to run every single difficulty available for a raid every single week in order to increase your RNG squirrel legendary chance
Brody King
IT'S FUCKING OVER BLIZZBROS
NOSTBULLS WON THEY FUCKING WON
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO
Jacob Martinez
will someone PLEASE bully me RIGHT NOW
John Johnson
...
Juan Watson
China.
Colton Sanders
I would but I don't speak Mandarin
Noah Hernandez
NOST WON
Cooper Cruz
You are a whoer
Aaron Lopez
why is legion sending me to this garbage island
Jayden Morgan
...
Henry White
>shitposter posts "Guys /__g/ is making fun of us again" on /nosg/ and /wowg/ >/wowg/ faces short chinese invasion >/nosg/ continues unabated
someone's sensitive, lol
Luis Hughes
Don't worry I haven't got an Ashran invite in months.
Aaron Brown
>gonna get my +9 key done with a friend on our alts for the chest >Arcway 9, not too bad >we get another competent dps, a healer who looks decent >and fattycakes >fucking >fattycakes >884 druid tank in the queue, should be good, right? >inspect him >two balance druid legendaries >Aran's Relaxing Ruby >eh, it isn't about gear, this is just a +9, so long as he knows how to tank we'll be fine >well, let's do it >go through the slime pulls without too much trouble >he dies once on the slimes because all the necrotic stacks >"Dude wtf?" >oh no >he's blaming the healer >"Did you use CDs?" >"Yeah you had like 30 stacks of necrotic on you" >we keep going >demon packs are shaky >he can't pick up casters for shit >he's flailing around like a retard >we get to the first felguard pack >pretty easy, we're just dpsing shit down and wait >why is the tank dying >Fattycakes what are you doing >he's at 20 stacks of necrotic >he doesn't move away >he just lets the raging felguard tear him a new anus >Haha, wow, guys, yeah, I'm out, you guys definitely aren't good enough for this run, seeya :) And that is how my key was depleted
Oliver Cox
>he fell for the dps meme You will YOU WILL be cucked at any and ALL times by tanks and healers, and you will NOT have a choice.
Robert Rodriguez
Do brewmasters even have a chance in m+ ?
Daniel Cook
>join battleground >top damage >top kills >loss >loss >loss >loss >loss >win >loss >loss >loss >retards point finger at me >yeah ok
David Cox
>damage >kills >worth a shit Battlegrounds are minigames, user. You need to play them.
Jonathan Nguyen
No
Isaiah Wilson
this is the guy that chases healers across the entire map just to get an hk while he's team gets buttfucked
Gavin Young
>spends time on roads or in mid trying to 1v1 faggots >instead of doing the objectives and helping the team >gets mad when his teammates blame him
David Campbell
Yet you still never defend the point you deserve to lose.
Gavin Ortiz
>getting a healer out of the fight >team still loses ???
Josiah Fisher
boy you mad as fuck
Jaxon Torres
90% of those things you listed are only done by world first race autist-savants
You cannot get a legendary from world quests, I know it's le funny to mention le squirrel quest but a majority of legendaries come from heroic and mythic raiding
t. retail and nost player
Jackson Gomez
>You cannot get a legendary from world quests
what do you do in order to complete emissaries, user?
Joseph Brooks
none of these fags responding to you know how it is. They are too busy fighting 'interactive' ai rather than the much faster paced real time action that pvp has to offer
Grayson Torres
not in mid killwhoring actually doing the objectives too
>the average player isn't godawful
Lucas Lopez
That's like getting a legendary from your mythic EN cache and claiming that you got it from killing LFR Cenarius for the quest
Jacob Cox
i never stepped foot in a dungeon let alone a raid and I got one from turning in my 4 world quest daily. what would you call that?
Hudson Diaz
>kill some squirrels >float inside a bubble or some shit >get a legendary for it ((((((((((((((maybe)))))))))))))))
retailfags on suicide watch
Jayden Ortiz
you ever pug'd a 4-man Maw +10
Luis Reyes
Anyone else creep on cute bears?
Jack Davis
is there a mass server transfer option yet for all of your characters?
if not then I won't resub
Jayden Flores
I would love to say you are wrong But... a lot of that shit is true actually Fuck you nostcuck
Meant the specific weakaura string you meme loving fuck
Jaxson Smith
...
Chase Martin
what upset you this time?
Angel Nguyen
it doesn't have a vagina so what's the point
Blake Edwards
>be 7/7m >lf guild >guild that only killed m nyth 2 weeks ago tries to recruit you cringe
Luis Wright
I just made it myself. Took like 3 minutes.
why would I get that, I'm perfectly content with my hud right now.
Sebastian Jones
I-I'm not good with weakauras, I end up screwing it up so I tend to have to import profiles
Nathaniel Sanders
>want to get a quick arena win out of the way for the daily AP bonus >DH >DH >DH >DH >DH
Fun, really fun.
Brandon Martinez
just had a bg with 7 healers on my side we outplayed them
Cameron Peterson
anyone else jealous of all the people with waterstriders? I want one but i dont want to kill myself for fishing for thirty hours
Landon Morris
Does flying come out with the night hold patch? might as well wait until then
Owen Rivera
SAY IT PROUD SAY IT LOUD 1488! SIEG HEIL! GAS ALL KIKES! GAS ALL CHINKS! WHITE NATSOC SERVER FOR THE VOLKFOLK OF THE WHITE MASTER RACE!!!!
Oliver Miller
cute female bear DKs when
Hudson Nguyen
WHY THE FUCK ARENT GLADIATOR MOUNTS ACCOUNT WIDE
Jaxson Wood
>Not getting glad on all you're toons
Grayson Ross
>try to get into m+ as hpala 853 >apply to every 2-3 that needs a healer >get declined from everything >afk an hour >repeat think im done bros
Connor Watson
holy shit pugging heroic odyn is a nightmare
Aiden Hall
make your own group run with friends run with guildies look on your own server for groups in /2
How is it hard?
Charles Sanchez
Anyone have some good male worgen death knight transmogs?
Camden Ross
china
Jacob Jones
China is gonna fuck over the economy within 1 week, mark my words.
Nost belongs to China. Always has, always will.
John Garcia
>why cant i farm easymode rating with OP DH, monk etc and use the mount on my other classes and pretend to be good
Bentley Wood
>groups in /2
yea really quality players there
Zachary Adams
druid moonfire/GG can proc relaxing ruby
even after the nerfs to it for melee specs like enhance and ret, it's still probably the best damage trinket for bears
that said though you cant fix a retard that doesnt know necrotic, it's even worse when it's dps pulling as the tank though and the moment the pull starts, you know you wont be able to kite out all this shit
Charles Powell
Better than nothing
Blake Turner
Stormrage US, I find some pretty good groups in /2
that taught me how to do Boulderfist/any ability with charges
Brody Perez
you should be happy that your Arena Master title is
Grayson Bell
>be DH tank >self-heal perfectly >sign up for raids >RL waits 3 minutes for another tank because they think DH is bad
Adam Adams
>be 7/7m on a high pop server >occasionally get whispers from retards in guilds that still haven't cleared heroic asking if I want to join their "mythic team" that's totally forming soon they swear
Isaac Smith
>join Isle of Conquest as Alliance >spam chat in all caps like >DEFEND GLAIVES >GATE COMING DOWN >ALL NORTH ALL NORTH
>never lose
Noah Cooper
rate me
Jonathan Long
I mean he's not wrong
like they're the 2nd weakest tank on paper and the weakest tank in practice because at least brew is bad enough only people that really love it still play it
but veng, holy shit dh's attract the worst of the playerbase and god damn does it show in pug vengeance players
I've never seen any other tanks be so bad I can do my highest ST heals into them in a mythic 0 and not be able to keep them above 30%, then have them yell at me for being a shit healer for not being able to keep up the people around him while this is going on
seriously like half the dh's in pugs just dont touch demon spikes, you guys are apalling
Benjamin Murphy
fag/10
Ayden Flores
>get a random invite from a guild called Make or Break Gaming >think it's a shitty perk guild like always
>chat is active as fuck >people are super helpful >everyone is inviting everyone else for Mythic+ all the way to 10 >There's an actual Mythic raid group and people run Heroic and Normal EN constantly to give you a chance to join the Mythic group
Holy shit, did I just luck out?
Michael Fisher
dapper pand
Jason Davis
>join IoC as alliance >point mount toward glaives and hit numlock >tab out, fap to anime porn >never lose
seriously though ally has a 85% win rate there, what did you expect?
Wyatt Bailey
You did. Yu dun gud thar user.
Michael Powell
I'm a seasoned commander of the Alliance, I expect victory, soldier. Now, report to your C.O for disciplinary measures for not addressing me with my proper rank.
Lincoln Harris
finally got my prestige weapons
Samuel Peterson
>2/7 M 2/3 H Ya m8 you sure did luck out :^)
Bentley Powell
user...
Jeremiah Rivera
thanks desu commander
Daniel King
this is way more comfy than farming kill drop pets. You can actually watch stuff while you do it
Sebastian Torres
You're alliance, aren't you?
William Bailey
Anyone else having huge fps drops in dungeons or in combat?
Like, for no reason from max to 20 fps then back to normal.
I think it's an addon but I can't figure out which one.
Brandon Cruz
>Retail ecucknomy I'll use my arrison to buy time and items from XINA >Based nost economy White people, working hard for the white money of the white people a true natsoc econom.
Camden Fisher
sad pand
Nicholas Wilson
looks good to me
last time I raided it was normal raiding during the opening tier of Cata
2 time Glad though so I'm better than all of you mechanically so if I try I will no doubt be an asset to them