ITT: post your favorite historical figure

broke balance of power

this kills the Europe

one lead to 30 year war
other lead to rape of berlin and the domination of the commies

If you really like Germany you would hate both

if you hate Germans and Euros (and jews) they should be your favorites

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He allowed the execution of Otillio Montaño on some pretty flimsy charges.

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try to say something bad about him without embarrassing yourself

He was Italian.

He dressed like a dickhead

like Alex he was mostly victorious because everyone else had the idiot ball or were secretly for him.

unlike Alex he lost

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I always thought that Napoleon looked somewhat like Chris-chan in this painting.

great general

jewish

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>Pompey conquers the rest of the advanced Hellenistic world
>Caesar attacks a bunch of unwashed barbarians
>Caesar goes down as the strategic genius while Pompey gets forgotten

life's so unfair

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He lost.

but if he didn't disband his army he would've kicked Caesar's ass

how was he suppose to know that Caesar was a law-breaking cheat?

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Fuck me up dude - I can't unsee that

I always thought he looked kind of like Ted Cruz.

He's asian

He was 10x what Nero wanted to be, designed the Pantheon, ushered-in the Pax Romana, spent NO time on his ass in Rome but instead toured and secured the Empire for over two decades. And he had the sweetest boipucci the Empire could provide all unto himself.

Cyrus the Great

I would mainly blaim the Catholic Church for the 30 years war. Luther tried to fix it's corruption and then it got out of hand, much because of the church's reaction.

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People forget how the slaugter of Magdeburg impacted the peoples opinion on the church.
It was kind of a medieval version of an exterminatus by the holy roman emprah.

>Edgelord

>magnificent beardlord

More like he balenced Europe, it was the man child Wilhelm who broke it

>Republics are suddenly edgy

holy fuck where the guan dao touches the base of the statue

fuckin cancer in my eyes

Find a flaw.
Protip: you can't.

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He had the right ideas but he was incompetent as fuck.

fucked boys

Like a patrician

I was gonna buy a book about him but then I realized I don't care

fled constantinople like a bitch

>t. mehmet
You wish kiddo, he died fighting the t*rks together with his soldiers until the bitter end
t. byzaboo

He was short, lol

It was the Jews of Constantinople who opened the gates of Byzantium to the Turks!

Publius Cornelius Scipio Africanus

>i know nothing about bismarck
ok

WTF I hate jews now!

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He got too cocky and was too comfortable with killing German citizens just because they were socialists. Also creating the modern welfare state.

He created Germany

He stopped what could have been the most badass land war ever between Samurai and Chinese warriors. Imagine all the anime we lost because of him

He forgot the Roman economy was built entirely around conquering people to replenish capital, and fucked up everything REALLY quickly because of it.

Only fought a bunch of retarded t*rkroaches.

Didn't fuck up the greeks, and left it to his retarded son instead.

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Cant say anything bad about that guy really, save for the fact that his son shouldve quit fucking around and get a legit heir.

Logistics, nigger, haven't you heard of it?
Write down shit so your apostles wouldnt be making up bullshit stories.
Obey your lord's commands, fucktard.
Totally did not flee, nope.
Serves him right, he trusted Scythian barbarians.

He did logistics he took everything he could get for this mission

it's just no amount of 19th century (or 20th century) prep work can get you ready for Russian winters.

Napoleon was actually a genius when it came to logistics. That's what made him such a successful general. When he invaded Russia he had everything planned right down to the lat wine bottle. It wasn't his fault that the Russian's burned their land to the ground and that he faced an unusually cold winter.

>constantly protects corrupt assholes who screw him over

basically pic related

he tried to rebuild the balance but it was already broken. He humiliated France, made Britain nervous, brought about Italy. It was already in shambles when Welhelm got to it.

>try to say something bad about him without embarrassing yourself
Hmm.. try again

Or maybe he could just have listened to the Poles who actually knew about the climate and had a long experience of fighting the Russians?

Nope.jpg.

Napoleon is famous for disregarding an 18th Century trend in European logistics: supply corps, supply depots, and stockpiling.

Largely because Napoleon believed that shit slowed his army down. He was right, but it also meant his soldiers were a medieval tier army that foraged for food and became pain in the asses to the people they marched through.

Too much hubris when it came to Russia.

He fixed the balance, it was autistic Willy that broke it by being a warhawk

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>of Woodstock
Was he the knight of Rock'n'Roll?

HE
>DID
>NOT
>FLEE
REEEEEEEEE GET OUT OF MY BOARD T*RKROACHES

This guy was so fucking hardcore that I only dare to post his coat of arms.

>how was he suppose to know that Caesar was a law-breaking cheat?

Pretty sure that's why he conspired against Caesar in the senate.

Abandoned his Army in Egypt,with selfish motives, at his first opportunity.

Got hundreds of thousands of people killed, enslaved, impoverished, maimed and left homeless for his personal ambition.

mah nigga

>green and yellow
shit color scheme

touche

he lost,his country occupied by turks for centuries

he did everything wrong

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Sir Geoffrey de Charny... the guy dying with the oriflamme.

well he didn't suspect he was THAT much of a law-breaking cheat

>gotta defend my nation against the 2nd coalition
>selfish motivation
sure dude

>Wanted to end the Cold War via a Nuclear Holocaust

To be entirely fair, part of the peace negotiations for Amiens was the guaranteed safe return of the French soldiers deployed in Egypt. He abandoned them, but he never forgot them.

One of my favorite historical figures as well, but these are some bad things about him:
1. He reinstituted slavery. What the FUCK Boney? What happened to your "I will be the messiah of the revolution" bullshit? Slavery? Seriously?
2. He reinstituted the nobility and created 2000+ new noble ranks. Again, what the fuck? What happened to egalitarianism and meritocracy? Nobles? You know that makes you just as bad as all the retards running the rest of Europe, right?

Destoyed 4000 years of cultrual heritage and sucked imperialist dicks. Literally a pedophile.

袁世凱沒犯錯

Tried ethnically cleanse Germany from non-German people and culture.

A manchild hippie.

Was a paranoid chinklover and turned his country into shit.

Inferiority complex.

Abolished the Republic.

Interfered in European theater in WW2 by actively sending weapons to UK and USSR.

Showed political incompetence by suggesting a nuclear war with China.

Couldn't do a situp.

Perfect guys don't exi--

What mmorpg is this from?

>yfw China is just a real life mmorpg

You're thinking of Darius the Great.

Most of his achievements were done by others, and conflated through fiction. Real life Zhuge Liang achieved little, and what he did achieve failed to continue past him in a meaningful way. He helped create a state that barely lasted two generations.