Senran Kagura General /skg/ #950

I don't want to be a jew though. Is that really the only way?

Cumming in Kumi's Kumis

I want to see her kick Katsuragi out of bed after having her way with her. Then chuck a £10 note at her for a taxi.

Part 2 of this should be here in the next 2 weeks.

The month after it might be part 2 of Lamia Hikage!

If you're not willing to cut the skin in front of your peepee, then Ayame(if she's a devoted jew) can't marry you.

I love Ayame, but I am not getting circumcised.

Then just stray her from the right path

A draw fag should draw Mirai and Ryouna as Catdog!

[Obligatory Kumoposting]

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>I love how Ayame welcomes her customer
>I love how Ayame won't give me a discount if I come in as Kat

Could you KNOT do that?

Leave the puns to Homura

smug semen demon

another one

I want Kagura to destroy me.

raping Kagura while Naraku is forced to watch

>raping a superweapon
good luck with that

Taking Naraku's first time while Kagura watches to make sure you're gentle and caring!

>playing Huniepop
>Audrey Talks like Shiki but is a bitch where Shiki's a sweetheart

>having safe sex with my Senran while all of her anons are forced to watch!

Welcome to die

kys

Asuka_rubbing_Jamines _pregnant_belly.png

Mistress Haruka noticed me

Haruka collects peoples virginity like it was a TCG! She has a whole collection of them! It is to bad she steals all of them! Not that the people she stole them from seemed to complain!

Haruka is evil! I'm going to bring her to justice or die trying!

I know I wouldn't.

Haruka "stole" Hibari's virginity! It was meant to be Yagyu's! Secretly Hibari enjoyed it though and could have stopped Haruka but let her take it anyway!

I want to teach Kumo about the mathematical hairy ball theorem

Sure, Yagyuu want to steal her dead imouto look alike virginity

English?

Hairy balls can get all tangled up and end up in big knots! And Kumo loves big knots! She knows ALL about them!

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>Hibari's virginity meant to be Yagyuu's
Sure, Yagyuu want to steal her dead sister loo-alike virginity

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She does!

who?

Hibari is just too molestable for her own good

Very cute and huggable person right here.

Assuka x Homora, one the the top-tier Yuri pair.

That's Kat and Yo

>Getting Yagyu into NTR as she secretly schlicks to the video of Haruka taking Hibari's virginity.
>Keep sending her videos of all the dirty things Haruka and Hibari are doing.
>"Leaking" the location of where it is happening.
>Yagyu turning up to watch it live.
>They know Yagyu is watching and look right at her.
>Then they reveal that Hibari hasn't lost her virginity yet!
>They ask Yagyu if she wants to watch and schlick as it happens or if she wants to take it?
>Yagyu gulps and nods!
>She wants to watch it happen!
>A few hours later they are all done...
>Untill Yagyu surprisingly begs Haruka to take her virginity as well!
>Haruka is happy to comply!

youtube.com/watch?v=PxzBC5FY3I4&t=210s
Remember when Homura used to sing for the OP?

no

Remember when Crimson were relevant to the plot and won battles?

>'one of'

Yes!

Hmmm, maybe...

Pretty sure he means the two in the image are Katsuragi and Yozakura.

Seems strangely in-character.

Oh

lol

Can you really wear shit like that in public without your tits flopping out in front of everyone?

If you're a titty ninja then yes.

Sure, if you don't have any tits to flop out in the first place.

What are talking about? We're all muscular men in here. No skgees wears that.

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Crimson are lagging so far behind now. How can the game have them legitimately catch up? How can Homura get some pride back? They need to lose the "struggling" part-timers things and focus on being Shinobi again.

youtube.com/watch?v=H9TohIF0Nv8
Tinniest aerolas

forgot pic

I should rewatch the anime

I want to sleep next to my Senran while she drags my arm between her boobs while asleep and it soaks up all her sweat and body heat.

If I sucked on Kat's tats would I become as happy as her?

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Boobs with nipples that small wouldn't produce milk

Tweaking Katsuragi's tiny, hyper sensitive nipples that take her to orgasm, even if her shirt just gently brushes against them?

This is not about milk, just sucking tats

Kat's tats? Big fat Kat tats?

Yes, Big Fat Kat Tats!

I want to make Kumo go doki doki

>quality clothes

You underestimate the importance of titjuice

Who needs milk anyway? I've reached my maximum height.

Picking up Ashiya!

Quick! Your Senran thinks you're spending too much time on video games so she decided to play together with you, because she misses you. What do you play with her?

Monster Hunter. Invite Hibari and Yagyuu to play too.

We play hide the snake.

Russian Roulette with Crimson

Hikage hates that game!

Hmm.. Probably something like Diablo 3 She'd totally play the necromancer class when it's released.

What if I told her a way to hide a snake inside another snake?

why is hibari a projectile?
and how is she still so cute?

I'd tell her to go fucking kill herself for caring about me.

Don't do it, user! Someone could get hurt!

I doubt Murasaki would really care but if she did I'd rather take her out on a date or so because she obviously doesn't like it when I don't spend my time with her.

>tfw I'm 5'3

How hard would Haruka bully me?

Not at all. She wouldn't be interested in a manlet. None of the Senrans would be.

the first thing she'd say to you is hey kid, wanna /ss/?