[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/

Its not hard to do.
250cc bikes can do it

> you broke up
>your best friend broke up
he did it so u can be together
why don't you sex him

>the day ain't even 8 hours old
I slept most of this day until now.

Get trashed with me mane

He's practically my brother, so err, no.

Man, I wanna, maybe, been having alcohol issues so trying to stay away.

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>issues

>practically
if you're not blood related he's not your brother.

is there a point in buying anything made by yamaha when suzuki has a better lineup across the board and isn't favored by furfags?

they're more reliable, look better, are more powerful and not a meme brand

LOL

also

>maymay
>not a meme brand

shh homie
stop that

>Parents decided they want to be parents after 20 years
>Told them to fuck off
>Finally bought all the parts in MSC
>Baiku is now comfy and cozy to hibernate for winter
>told everyone to go fuck themselves and didn't afraid of anything for once
Felt gud.

>hurr a highly modified bike represents the whole brand
I don't see any memes here.

>they're more reliable
I don't know of many yamahas that rode thousands of kms after going off a cliff.

there is no point in riding any motorcycle other than the Suzuki DRZ400S

are you referring to the dr650 cliff guy?

>more reliable
No
>look better
Hell no
>more powerful
Take a look at this list
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fastest_production_motorcycles_by_acceleration

Is DRZ spammer the same guy who kept posting the gs500 months ago?

That was drop user, DR-Z spammer appears to be some american sperg based on posting time.

And FKG

Reminder: If your bike can't do 0 to 60 in 3s you may as well being on a bicycle

vid?

>Reminder: If your bike can't do 0 to 60 in 3s you may as well being on a bicycle
>TFW I just walk everywhere now.

>tfw 3.4s

Post bike.

Do I qualify if I get a 3s 0-60 but my top speed is 90

Yes. Post ur qt

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Ribbed for his pleasure

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Are doubletake mirrors good for their high price?

I'm not going to lie, it looks better than the regular DRZ that looks like it's not complete without sponsorship stickers from monster and artic fox. And it does look a little more comfortable.

But it probably weighs like 50lbs more.

but that's fine because DRZs suck in dirt anyways

Its just Mirrors, why pay 60$ for shit you can get for 20?
Idk if they realy make a difference but i dont think they're worth it.

Are you fucking kidding me? Looks like shit m8. Are you some kind of scarf wearing balding beta nu-male from starbucks?

>nakedr1.jpg
I'm triggered.

Classic is the new cool. You are the minority. You are the neck beard growing, balding beta gamma male from the local yugioh tournament.

The first company to make a competitive dirt bike that completely eschews an aesthetic everyone has come to assocaite with hooligans that barely even ride dirt is going to make a fucking killing. I mean an actual dirt bike, not a scrambler.

Had the forks apart today and they are not bent, just the shadow in the pic that makes it look suspect.

how about now?

UPPODATU
SHIVVY IS OUT OF COMMISSION UNTIL AT LEAST 12/12
THANKS APRILIA MECH FOR NOT ACTUALLY HAVING APRILIA PARTS

>buying an italian bike
:^)

>hurr even the other brands when highly modified the same couldn't compete

>Buying a bike

aren't you the one always posting about how easy it is to get parts for your aprilia and how it's not a problem?

>buying anything other than a (thatbike)

MINOR SHIT, YEAH, SURE
BUT NOW I NEED A SENSOR
AND I'M 100% SURE THEY HAVE ONE, SINCE P. MUCH EVERY YURO BIKE HAS THE SAME

Feeling tired, a bit mad etc, decide to go get a mcdonalds choc milkshake

>pull up to drive way with buddy, talking shit, about how awful maccas food is.
>"Hello, how may I take your order"
>"Yeah hi" buddy punches me, I tell him to fuck off, look back at the speaker thing
>"Can I have a heart attack"
>Spaghetti everywhere
>correct order
>Go up to the paying window, start cracking up with the person and my buddy
>Buddy starts playing star wars music through the bluetooth thingy in the car
>slowly roll up to the next window with loud star wars music
>He starts hitting on the chick giving me my food, my spaghetti is still out of my pockets

What did I do to deserve this?

>being in a car

you did this to yourself

My bike was having a nap.

SCRATCH THAT, THE REASON IS PROLLY THAT IT'S THE REAR SENSOR, WHICH BEING A V2 IS A BITCH TO SERVICE, FUCKING MONKEYS

Seasons Greetings

>electronics malfunctioning on a euro bike
>part impossible to get

SAY IT AIN'T SO?

WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING???

>buy bike
>it's cold as all fuck, literally colder than the surrounding air
>starts on the first try

>weeks later
>first attempt cold starting
>dies every time
>second attempt
>works every time

fuckinbg'
fdhfh
HODNA

just hill start it baby :^)

Nah, it cranks, it just dies after about a half second of running.

No fancy wax unit shit, just a choke style lever to manually force the starter valves open. I'm guessing some kind of valve or another is out of adjustment and it's affecting cold starts. The idle is getting a little unsteady too, so, fucking starter valves

>electronics malfunctioning on a euro bike
>part impossible to get
It ain't so tho
Usually i go to a bunch of guys i've worked with before, now i need an official program thingy and i gotta go to the aprilia-sanctioned guys

>Getting cucked by the bike jew

Except that design is not even remotely practical for a dirt bike.. And the cafe racer "classic is the new cool" aesthetic is the equivalent of fixies for bicycles, for the """"mature"""" hipster. It's fucking bollocks.

theres a reason other than aesthetics for the evolution of dirtbikes, retarded hipster fuck

>for the mature hipster

you rang?

>implying 99% of dirtbike riders need any of those minor advancements

Trail riding isn't MX or enduro

If competition quality matters so much then why does the DRZ400 sell so well?

>If competition quality matters so much then why does the DRZ400 sell so well?
because its not a competition bike its a cheap ass a to b commuter, and changing the design to 70s retro garbage makes it an actual shit tier a to b commuter

stop posting

Dirtbikes looked like that for decades and were more than sufficient

That custom job didn't do anything except add a little weight from that big ass steel tank, and maybe range without the milk jug look. Front and rear suspension travel look untouched. Mudguard on the airbox, check. Seat you can sit on that recognizes that not all riders stand up 24/7? Check, for once.

It's only shit tier because of your insecurity issues over "hipsters"

Hipster cucks dont know any better there so cucked they buy stupid useless shit just because it appeals to their cuckold style, like old shitty cameras and vinyl records.

same goes for wannabes and their stickered out motocross/supermoto wannabe dual sports

only that makes them look 13 and completely retarded instead of 23 and pseudointellectual

Looks like we got sissy trap hipster cuckboi right here. So pls tell me how many times did tyrone came inside ur mums pussay?

>vinyl records
nothing wrong with vinyl with the right setup 2bqh

Sumos and dirt bikes look like what they are they dont pretend to look old to apeal to weak sissy trapboi.

>this mad over modern dirtbike styling
seriously though why

>m-m-muh memes

Typical Veeky Forums contrarian 2bh

If hipsters wanted every bike to look like an MX racer you'd hate that too

>lol why do you need SICK WEIGHT REDUX BRO on your fuckin commuter duallie cuck
>sissy cuckboi trappy sissy cuck tyrone trap sissy girly wimpy cuck cuck cuck tyrone bbc
>ps: im not gay you are, i can't get the thought of sissy trapboi cuck fuccboi tyrone bbc out of my head tho

>Classic is the new cool
you know what cool is? a fucking fad. if you're one of those vacuous trendchasers, by all means knock yourself out. just don't pretend that the consensus of a bunch of superficially-minded, skin-deep drones holds any kind of weight in any real sense.

Because fedoras and hipsters like old looking shit and think that plastic is bad.

>Hate cafe racers
>like the factory cafe GS500

i think the gs500 is a piece of shit, but it's a far more functional than a hacked up, uncomfortable, fart-stained cafe gasser with zero power and no ergos to make up for it.

>If hipsters wanted every bike to look like an MX racer you'd hate that too
>every bike
certainly i would because every bike isnt a dirtbike :^))
although a dirtbike turbo busa would be bad ass

If the tank was made of plastic do you think anyone would care as long as it was competently painted

It's functionally identical to the original DRZ400

Is less edgy shit all it takes for you to realize the DRZ is trash?

Except it's objectively inferior in every way to Redbook CD as a format where masters are equal.
Only reason to buy vinyl is if you like the package and or the ritual

Stay my sissy trap hipster nobike cuckboi beta nu-male fagget cuckold

how the fuck did you jump from dick riding cafe racers to projecting some bullshit about the DRZ?
the only reason to buy it is if you -- at your core, and not for external reasons like fads -- enjoy any aspect of it and derive a sense of enjoyment absent from your own personal experience using other media methods.

that said, my music isn't even lossless. i've never personally caught on to the vinyl thing but i can see its appeal.

Hispters care because muh authentic. Its like when they only like getting cucked by tyrones and no other whites.

>make bike look better
>change almost nothing except for making the seat more bearable for sitting
>LOL CAFE RACER TRASH -YOU

The bike must be trash if all it takes is a facelfit to make you hate it

Or did some poetry writing fuck swoop in on a CX500 and fuck your gf*

*tl note: fuck your gf means "make you give him a handjob"

Lossless is for listening is an audiophile snake oil meme anyway and you won't be able to blind test against as low as V2 mp3.
You archive in lossless so that you can encode to a format of choice

i still have no clue what you're talking about, but you're acting like a giddy faggot. cafe racers are faddish, uncomfortable, slow pieces of shit which are completely obsolete and only popular because their aesthetic is faddish and "in" right now.

/dbt/ is jelly because they don't have the skills to build a shitbike into a cafe racer

/dbt/ - dumb bolt-on thundercunts

Bike looks like thrash. Your the only cuckold enought to like that piece of shit because your a fagget cuckboi whose mum i fuckt hard last night on your bed, fagget!

this is some reddit-tier banter tonight. if i weren't waiting on my hard-drive to finish cloning i'd just go to sleep. got a day of wrenching ahead of me tomorrow

Cuckfe racers stoped being a thing in 2012-2013. The only ones that like that shit are underaged faggots that couldnt buy a bike 4 years ago.

Are you new m8? /dbt/ has always has been like this.

It's just an aesthetic. Like I said, the bike barely changed except for minor weight gains.

You just flip the fuck out because you are a hipster. It's accepted in the mainstream so you hate it. You are the sissy cuckboi.

>nnnnyeh i want to be different, cafe racers suck, look at me i'm such a grizzled, old school biker with deep opinions
>scramblers looks like ass
>adventure bikes are stupid
>why aren't the mud guards bright yellow, jaggy, and covered in mountain dew stickers?
>mainsteam stuff sucks waaaaaaa

They transitioned to shit that just looks good.