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Do you think she's shaggy down there

DO NOT

SEXUALISE

ILEXA

>can i be a hero too?
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is this patch the biggest meme to happy to dota 2

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Stop sexualizing my daughter.

Thanks for the free gold stormfag

Too bad she can't. Her life is worth nothing more than 25 gold.

FREE? wolves @ your door

Anyone have a good spreadsheet for legionTD?

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*unzips hand of midas*

wtf is this creep shit?
shes noot even attrative or hot
just some shalow character from a 10 pages comic
Fucking dotards are so pathetic

>Basher on wukong works on his ultimate.
Icefrog WHY.
At least shivas and urn fuck him hard.

I think im going to love this patch because its going to make what Dota what Dota is. Farming.

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aren't all steam games like that?

*comes off the warpath*
*snorts 8 stacks of goo on you*
'sniff' nothin personal kid

guys guys guys

Hi

>LeL has a hero that's a creep
>Lel has heroes that are lolis

>Dota has a loli creep

Out-fucking-played

It creates temporary files that get deleted after install

How do I make clicking enemy heroes like it was before? I don't like it appearing on the right.

>Walk into forest
>Spot a proximity mine
>Try to disarm it
>Get stunned for 2.2 seconds on a 3 second cooldown by an invisible tree
>Mine explodes, doing enough damage to kill an entire creepwave at rank 3.
>Nigger expand dongs from a nearby and kills me from my remaining half HP

We in the tree meta boys.

>titty creep is practically canon
it's not ilexia, but she's out there

the best part about talents is that 90% of them are so far superior to the alternate choice that there is no actual choice at all. you basically have to min max the shit out of it now or you will be way weaker than the enemy

Just thinking that these creeps are actually living, feeling things with their own internal lives makes me sad that we are killing them for gold, or denying them.

so we more anime than them now?

>Want to play meme patch
>Have shit internet to download test client

>new ancient camp gives 80+ gold on each creep
doesnt that give like the most gold out of ancients now?

So, how many hours from now until the update is up?

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Yes, Steam downloads everything in a compressed format, then extracts it on your computer. The number they suggest is the total needed for the installation

They literally made free slot for TP, Gem and wards in this patch.

Jesus christ I mean what the fuck

>We killed everyone she ever knew to buy a crossbow

Why did they have to make them creeps?

Newfag here. I've played a few games against bots and read a couple of the guides in the OP so I figure I can at least post now. Not sure if this is customary but this game seems a lot more fun if you don't play with randoms so if anybody wants to add me it's SNap_0h and my friend ID is: 382400648

>Gravekeeper's Cloak now affects Familiars within 900 distance of your hero (their block is based on your stack count)
>Familiars attack damage recharge time reduced from 15 to 2
>Gravekeeper's Cloak now reduces all damage by 8/12/16/20% per layer
Ok Dotards, iq test time
What do these three things mean for visage?

>not carrying a bottle, a tp and an orb of venom in your backpack at all times

Do you even survival kit, shitters?

welcome to league of dota

When they get close to the ancient they become mindless zombies user, thats what the ancients do

>TP, Gem
Maybe you should try reading next time.

Question: is ability draft broken now that each hero will have it's own set of talents?

>tfw no patch live

y

>gem

top kek

>lmao quirky people in fantasy XD

post modern was a mistake

Is the mana regen given by talents a flat addition or it is effected by % bonuses?

You mean the mode that they haven't done bugfixes for in 2 years

You can hold both of them lategame in the backpack and switch them out. That's what I meant. Not that they work from the backpack.

LEAGUE OF THE DOTA STORMS

Windranger loses mid against Visage.

they prolly just respawn like jungle creeps, ancients, roshan, heroes, everything

prolly just a massive orgy of dudes waiting to rush out to the enemies to flail about a bit and die then do it again

>implying they don't get respawned the same as heroes
>implying they don't live die and live again 24/7

Honestly, the more I play the test client, the more I really like the changes. I'm not sure if they're the BEST changes for the game or not, but goddamn they're refreshing and it's making me want to play the game again

how to meme better?

Don't project how much of a miserable shmuck you are on everything

LMAO you can buy a MKB for your child in america? No wonder you guys constantly have school denies.

Is this 7.0?

wrong again dipshit

When's the patch coming to live? I'm downloading right now

These are even more sad.

>being THIS incapable of reading

>you can use lothars and switch it out with another item in your backpack and the invis stays on

Isn't Source engine the extra filesize? Steam keeps Source Engine installed separately, so all Volvo titles can share one Engine folder. Unless they changed that in the past 2 years.

I know, but it's MORE broken now.. i mean, on the talent tree there are plenty of very specific abilities. If you don't get X spell, you're just fucked.

in 3 to 9 hours

And then it could be delayed for at least a day

>muh ad hominem

not my fault you like shit

>Be mindraped by ancient and forced to kill against your will
>Never allowed the peace of death

err just like the host in westworld
Doesnt made it less bad either.

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I just experienced a taste of the new meta: smoking to take enemy bounties at game start.

memes aside, what so bad about 6+ treants? they would demolish any building

You cannot place items that drop on death in the backpack, user.

Stop being sentimental nigga the war lasts like 60 minutes tops

how is them fighting a war to save their family, get payed, etc but not actually ever dying from it more sad than them being the only things that permanently die on the entire battlefield for no reason at all

patch is finally here

7.00 FOR MAIN CLIENT

W H E N

1pm East time

What if ilexa met a cute boy from the dire?
Forbidden love?

So lane creeps are sentient beings who have their own families? That's a new level of video game cruelty potential.
Last hitting will never feel the same again.

pls post some funny memes

Can somone post the meme where dota2 becomes a shittier mobe every patch? the one witht he simpsons.

the comic pretty clearly shows they sentient now and know they gonna go fight and ****

stop trying to make things more negative than they are and bathe in their blood like a normal person

i dont know wtf this shit is
stick to dota

can you even pull creeps from radiant safe lane to small camp? looks like it's too far

Better yet, what if she met another cute girl creep from the dire and fell in love?

only thing she'll meet from dire is a THICK DOG KNOT

thanks reddit

DOWNLOADING PATCH
AHAHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

It's fine, the ancients mindrape all the creeps that get near them. They're nothing but mindless puppets.

This shit ain't going live today at this rate, is it...?

The war starts over after that though