My used options

So I am in a situation with limited options. A beggars can't be choosers type situation. Fortunately I do have a choice between two cars.

06 Mercedes-Benz C230 136k miles
Or
13 Dodge Avenger 78k miles

What would you choose and why? I have no further details.

merc if youre white
avenger if your not

That's hardly a choice and if you have doubts, I've got bad news for you soon. You're not on the good spectrum of intelligence.

A 10y old car with double the mileage vs a 3 year old with half the mileage and german import vs domestic.

Yeah, hard choice there.

IKR?

Why would you even consider the Dodge?

Honestly a hard choice.. Both are pieces of fucking shit but I'd probably go with the Dodge.

1/8 troll

Have you ever driven a Chrysler/Dodge/Jeep? They are so unbelievably bad it's funny. Most will have some kind of serious mechanical failure within 100k

Avenger, they are shit, but still better than a mercedes

Depends on if the Avenger has the Pentastar or not
If yes then the Avenger
If not then Merc