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>Symmetra Developer Update
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>Live Patch Notes
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>PTR Patch Notes
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>Overwatch Dev Tracker
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>Convert source mouse sensitivity
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my wife mercy is so cute

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Blue

L-LEWD

>playing OW after damage manipulation handicap was proven

Explain yourself or your waifu dies.

that's purple

mfw mercy gets another skin and widow doesn't

That was satisfying, nearly got a Team kill.

No fucking idea of what you're talking about.

pls r8

I felt so uncomfortable making this but whatever

>not playing OW after it's been proven playing it daily adds another year to your life per day
You first.

Titty D.Va.

why do they keep wasting time and resources on the worst support

Blue is so best.
Browns need not apply.

Not until Valentine's Day.

Congrats senpai, you pressed Q.

I remember when these actually took a modicum of effort but now these look like shit both due to art chosen, framerate and default fucking font.

More wins = You do less damage and vice versa.

Proven today with Pharah's direct rocket hits.

why did your parents keep wasting time and resources on the worst kid

;___;

Post lewd D.Va's.

I think I puked a little in my mouth
good job user

Loli Sombra

POST YOUR SR! BE HONEST!

>this mad that your waifu is literally the worst support hero
lmao

Got one with D.Va?

I was one win away from diamond and now I'm ~2800 feelsbadman

cool source mr. conspiracy theorist.

Platinum 2014

I'm sure you have video proof unlike the other times people claimed this was happening

Best Sombra

2554, I deserve to be far lower, probably mid gold

3104, aiming for Master

Currently 2293, was 2725 before I decided to start dragging my teammates down for fun. I can see that people are talking in game, probably to me, but that doesn't work when the sound is muted.

2706
I feel like this season will be the season I get to diamond

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Why does it seem like every time i play ranked i get pitted up against some elite crack team of players?

Why is it whenever i play Ranked i'm always on the team that consists of howler monkeys?

Why is it whenever i play ranked i always lose regardless of how hard/skillfully i play?

Explains a lot actually. Top 500 here from S1 ans S2. We would stomp people for 4-5 wins then get stomped for the same amount of games, rinse and repeat.

25 from 3500

Life is suffering

Exactly 2250. I feel that's where i belong honestly, I have really poor mechanical skills.
Wish people were less retarded here though

Do we have any idea what the holiday skins are going to be yet?

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SoloQ is hell.

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>tumblr

>>>/redit/

3056, just got diamond back after shitty placements. Feelsgood

Why are people suddenly in love with the Dorito gremlin?

3224

how do i get good? I just started playing

1752
No one here is worse than I.

>website wars
That's the artist that does reapfield newfriend.

D.va mains finally are able to pick her without getting shat on so they are happy

Play more

>your main
your deepest secret

Because she got buffed to the point she has no counters.

low sens and use voice comms

watch some videos online about positioning, counter-picks, ult coordination, learn the meta and be friendly to your reddit-tier teammates, they'll get triggered and throw the match if you are an edgelord in voice

>Playing quick play all day
>Fine
>Play competitive
>Fuck no here's 1000 ping making it unplayable
Rigged as shit

McCree

EEEEEEEESY

She is an instalock now.

>Muh solo queue
Stop this. I've made it to at least masters every season primarily solo queue. Only time I grouped in comp was with some friends at the beginning of S2 when we were all still in plat. Once I started soloqueueing again I went up to diamond and eventually masters.

This lines up with most of the rumors

Reinhardt. I masturbate to lolis.

Zarya
Don't be shy! Hit me!

D.va nerf when?

>She is an instalock now.

She's not Reinhardt

>D.Va

I want to be dominated by Hana Song

Mei
I fap to her almost every night

Genjo

I fucked you're waifu

You know that when you're soloQing and win, there is another team that is soloQing and loses right?
At least i have positive winrate on main.

never you shitter.

next season, so I'll enjoy her until then

Reinhardt is an inferior D.Va

>Pharah

I often think about fucking cute fembois

Is that why her pickrate is like

Tracer
I REALLY want a loli hero in the game.

Look within yourself

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There's no amount of blue that cant outsmug caramel

More loli Sombra pls

>doesn't appreciate markraas
lmaoing @ your life

2500 flat on ps4
Climbed solo from 2100. I didn't start playing until after the Halloween event.

Its like Lucio he has no competition for his role, and its a 100% needed role so he's always picked.

Widowmaker
I love huge throbbing dicks(feminine dicks as well)

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too pure

No. She is not picked more than Rein because she has the most obnoxious voice in the whole game. Thats enough to turn away players. If Blizzard made her a mute she would overtake Rein in comp picks.

Lucio is just broken. +30% without drawback is insane.
+133% is the move speed of Scout.

Leaks when?

D.va's voice is sex you fag

POST DIO OR LOLI SOMBRA

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Reinhardt
I learned to masturbate in a tree with my best friend

I want D.Va fucking shits to leave.

HEPPI HALLOWEEN

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I don't want to die of alcohol poisoning.

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are you me
Fucking 2990 and then lose streak to 2800
killing myself

>D.Va fucking shits
I wish man, i wish but she's just pixels.