/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

That thing with the headphones is truly disgusting.

Tfw only thing smaller than my peen is my will to live

>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

Check the OP. GTAG VG PS4.

I just did it yesterday for the first time and it worked.

Must be your PC man mine works fine :^)

youtube.com/watch?v=KbrbVMp6650
best song while driving. First time i had this moment to just go fast and drive around without doing stuff

>R* cucks every youtuber out of pre hype revenue

That's actually pretty based

Read the post you inbred illiterate nigger shitmongrel.
>>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.

MAKING MY WAY DOWN TOWN
WALKING FAST
PACES FAST
AND IM HOMEBOUND

>ignoring the obvious :^) bait

dense motherfucker

Talk about being obsessed.
Then again, if you weren't obsessed, you wouldn't be spamming up our threads like the spastic you are. You, my friend, are literally autistic.

>Load into GTAO
>Take selfie with Snapmatic
>Upload to Social Club
>Set as profile photo
>2EZ!

That looks not bad for a 360!

>le merely pretending
Yea sure buddy, nice try.
We already know you're an idiot.
FUCK YOU RETARD
That's what I attempt every day.

Fuckin top kek, I'm betting that R* Faggot likes to see you sperg out so he flagged your account somehow so you can't upload your gay selfies

we got motherfucking pachacuti here

literally autistic

T H E O

nice meme, but who are the two trannies?

What the fuck do you want us to do?
You spam your shit here every day like if someone would just magically fix your problem.

Fuck off.

you are autistic
no
snaptistic

Right, because he knows who is posting behind 'Anonymous'.
Dumbass.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK
No.
FUCK YOU IDIOTS FUCK YOU!

Report this cheater if you want.

It would be so fun thinking how mad he'll be being banned just before the update.

fuck off with this gay circlejerk shit

Maybe he knows from your thousand attempts everyday at taking a selfie, but being too fucking autistic to comprehend basic technology. You're like my grandparents, but with anger issues.

Heres more Theo.

Sorry, but this player uses Authority.
Sorry! Boo-hoo!

:_(

What the fuck am I doing wrong then?
I select a selfie, click 'Accept' and read: 'It may take several minutes for the changes to be visible on your account.'
Yet my avatar never changed. Is it my fault then? Are you honestly this fucking stupid?

Yes, it is your fault, because it's working for us. Either you're too dumb to figure it out, or someone at Rockstar caught on to you and is having major lulz from your tantrums

Explain why thousands of others have the same issue then, retard.

Explain why millions of others don't then, retard.
See, I can also pull random digits out of my ass!

>Assuming I didn't find it amuzing to plow down his NPCs but also want him banned just before an update

this is the only TT i haven't managed to do yet, i remember the last time it came around i ragequit so i'm wondering if with the new bikes it'll be easier

wish me luck by tickling my balls pls thx

autistic fap

Because it's one of Social Club's features.
You're so fucking stupid it's incredible.

I spent an hour to finally beat the par time with the Bati. After that, I borrowed a friends BF400 and made it first try.

>major lulz

>Thousands
orly. post two thousand

Take a look at R* forums, under 'Social Club Issues ' or similar, or even Google since people complain to Valve on steamforums too.
Fucking idiot piece of incompetent shit.

i'm trying with the BF400 but it's so fucking bouncy i have almost 0 control, and the first slight slope it throws me off and kills me

>HURR HURR DO MY RESEARCH FOR ME
no u

>My research
Are you retarded? I already researched it several times when looking for the solution, which there is none. Dumb fuck.
Holy shit. I literally have a tab opened with the threads right now, but won't link it directly to you because it only took me 30 seconds to get there. Fuck you.

You have more control with the Sanchez, but it's slower so you might not make it down in time.

>try to do a TT with the Shotaro
>spend 2 hours, end up using the Hakuchou instead

holy FUCK those faces

then back your claim up lmfao post 2000 right now i bet you won't

What's TT?

I can but won't. Correct.

time trial

time trial

>Dyke
>SJW tumblr whale
>SJW tumblr dolphin
>Mereb?
Umu!

Why would you use those bikes, unless you're a massive masochist? Use BF400, Sanchez or Bati.

lads, i thought this couldnt happen anymore

well, at least ive now got a cool 6 milly for the update tomorrow :) (the guy picture was the one doin' the drop)

i hadn't bought a new bike since the Hakuchou and i heard the Shotaro was really fast

10 attempts later and my BF400 is smoking and at the bottom of the mountain

time for the bati i guess.

titty

Wrong: You won't because you can't. You know that you can't prove it's actually a widespread issue and not a case of downie faggots like you not knowing how to use it properly

are the old people from the crew still around?
haven't played in a while

depends how old you're talking. name some names

Wow this fag gets behind me and i lost all my weapons. What the fuck man

Nothing personnel, kiddo.

That's because he became your living backpack, you cuck. You're supposed to ask him "Hey backpack, give me my pump shotgun" so he can reach into himself, and hand it to you. Gives you extra storage for crates and capture missions.

GTA V version sounds MUCH better than the original.
>yeah but it's just pitch shifted
youtube.com/watch?v=4786UaKAxNk

Ya sure. But after a while he tapped my head like he would do to a whore giving him a blowjob. Killed myself after that and he died with me.

It's weird how when I first started playing this game, I only listened to Radio Los Santos and West Coast Classics. Now I only listen to Vinewood Boulevard Radio and Radio Mirror Park.

>Getting tailed by random whitey
>Finish CEO job
>"A minute 25"
>then this
Than C*

I've been playing since the business update, am I og?

It's pretty fast and fun. Handles a little different on the road then it does in Deadline.

blater m8
nessi the most annoying swede cuck
mah niggah reddorito
mpjens and his journies to the north
joacim
only in dreams
pyro
hairlesseagle
calvinios with his futo

Yes I can.

What am I doing wrong, then? You can't tell me since I'm not the one doing anything wrong.

I can't tell you because I'm not you, so I don't know what you ARE doing. However, I know that most people have no problems with the system, which brings up the possibility that it's an user error, and since you're so defensive about it, I believe it is.

what's your social club id? I can add you

STOP REACHING OUT TO RANDOMS TO ADD THEM!

>MC clubhouse is in the Grand Senora Desert north of the city
>3 drug operations in the same area
>resupply
>steal supplies
>sends me ~4 miles away south the steal stuff
>every time

is this distance the same for every clubhouse? Like if the clubhouse and operations were down south would it send me way up north to resupply?

only one of those i havent seen in a while is pyro

Fine, step by step just for you.
Log in to SC
Go to settings > avatar
Choose Snapmatic Selfies and Mugshots category
Select a selfie
Click 'Accept', under the avatar preview
Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply

But my avatar never changed. How is that my fault? Tell me.

Temba, his arms wide.
Shaka, when the walls fell.

Update tomorrow???

yes, update tomorrow, fellow user.

anyone able to help a brother push coke?

VBR doesn't get enough love could have used more new songs

>He doesn't have the Snapmatic Pass

It can't just be me who hates the red brake calipers? I would be fine if we could recolor them but noooo.

>no option to put a yugioh card in the spoke of my bicycle

banshee

I'd liek to think so. I made the mistake of getting the vespucci beach clubhouse while at the same time getting both of my businesses up north. I either do resupplies/sales OR contracts, I can't do both because it's a hassle.

Aren't you worried about getting b&ed?

Yes thats true, thanks for giving me the link. I didnt notice a difference until now to be honest.

When you do contracts though does it send you up north for a few miles?

>tfw no basebuilding mechanic for custom survival creations

>tfw blackout, snow and Zombies mod
>tfw metro mod, survival mods, post apoc mods
I turned GTA into metro 2033